Rest in piss, Scott Adams.

Tomorrow, Dilbert's tie will be hanging straight.

Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.

broke: great man theory of history woke: great idiot theory of history

happy 10th anniversary of SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2...

A thread full of winners

update on the creator of Earthworm Jim: he's now an "Uber Driver Sucked Me Off??" YouTube thumbnail guy

PSA: if u get a discord message request from Middle-aged Man, do NOT accept it! you might think he has something helpful to say but he will just combine the words "luppy" and "luppy" into one word! "Luppyluppy!"

Whenever you see 'DX' in the title of a game, that stands for 'Doctor Xylophone'. That sneaky scientist is hidden somewhere in the game, and if you find him, the developers send you a prize!

If anything, they should at least be allowed to read without the for-profit prison and companies that benefit from that form of slavery interfering with that. Fucking makes me sick that this type of shit is common. I wish more people took notice. americanlibrariesmagazine.org/blogs/the-sc...

And 151 million years later, this is what I look like when I go to Morrisons

This video is healing

the daily beast has some kind of persistent glitch with showing the wrong headline/image combo on google news and the unintended comedy is adamantium-tier

(smugly) you mean Perfection 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

WAKE UP THE LITTLE PTERODACTYL THAT LIVES IN THE TV, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

“bsky is boring!” 1) good 2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment 3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it 4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands 5) read book 6) walk outside

Those maniacs...they finally did it...they've brought back HATRIS...

this was their argument for everything and it wasnt just a litmus test to be a conservative, it was and still is a litmus test to be taken seriously by the media

Pretty rude of them to keep reminding Amuro about that time he wet the bed

LMAO they folded after less than a day Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

This is how they played The First of Us

From the way 2026 has been going so far, The Protomen Act III might be the only thing that gets me to autumn

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

This is just embarrassing. If the Royal Society is not going to make a stand on CSAM, what would it ever take a stand on?

Y'all really need to see how to fucking fixing your problem of having your entire mainstream news media aparatus being helmed by the worst racist ghouls known to mankind. If you ask me, the entire thing should be fucking dismantled and independant journalism should be promoted and nurtured.

I love learning things from cartoons

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

your train has arrived

my great-grandmother lived with us for a good chunk of my high school years. one time i came home from school and she asked how my day went and i mentioned having read The Lottery. she twists her face and says "that awful book. y'know she was from around here? based the characters on us. horrible"

save me, whittled rick

This is probably going to demand a depressing amount of repetition, but here goes. If Renee Nicole Good was a childless foreign national, its still wasn't OK for a federal employee to straight up execute her. Begging everyone to not concede one inch of ground to this toxic framing.

WOMEN are doing the vast majority of the front-line organizing against ICE, the vast majority of the front-line reporting, the vast majority of the legal observing, the vast majority of the care work, the vast majority of the corking and safety volunteering. It's so often women who are being killed.

Pretty grim that the Financial Times is the only news outlet not pulling punches about that awful man and the wreckage that used to be Twitter.

Open Letter Denouncing the Lunar and Planetary Institute's Censorship of Lunar and Planetary Science Conference (LPSC) abstracts (you can sign it) 🧪 #PlanetSci

Happy new year. Please enjoy this playlist of all the songs that have appeared in Swan Boy, curated by @koltreg.bsky.social music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

hey remember when you shut down and tried to blockade nadler as much as possible when he was pushing for impeachment instead of supporting him to the hilt

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Saw a post theorizing you now encounter more people listening to things on speakers in public spaces because Apple banning the headphone jack did not result in people switching to Bluetooth headphones, it resulted in people abandoning headphones. I'm on an airplane RN and. Thinking about that. Hard.

Thanks Sonic

boops boops in a bucket

This rules, more of this please

calling it: Stop n Swap feature. The moment the rock appears on screen, you have to exit out of the show and then quickly click another series to start. If you did it right, you're now watching a better series

it's funny when watching US movies or tv shows i used to be like "man, they sure do use food poisoning as a plot device *a lot* in america..." then i learned their food poisoning statistics and it blew my mind. that's just how they live! people DIE of food poisoning regularly in the US. it's MAD.

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

Thread of the year

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Decided my first novel of the year would be Anna Kavan's "Ice" and it's good so far but a book about a man succumbing to adventurist delusions while the world becomes inexorably crueller and more isolated was probably not the best choice for January 2026