I love big lips

I come to you to have my last tire changed. The one behind is visibly flat & as a TIRE SHOP you don’t even take a look? So I have to circle back just to find it’s a nail in it. And guess who wouldn’t have known if she didn’t ask for air in it…Despite getting the tire RIGHT IN FRONT of it changed🙃

You know what that’s called? Growth.

a love story:

What I'm hearing is make society matriarchal again

I’m glad the internet wasn’t as big with us growing up cause the way my mama and grandma use to bump my ends in elementary school, i would be COOKED. Cause WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! 🤣 😭😭

Telling to your lady how once you saw her couldn’t miss a shot and then refer as your good luck charm in a completely different sport? I can’t. I love this for her. 🥺🥹

*290 and yes

I really spilt all that fucking sparking water and the fact that only a couple drops got on my laptop and that SOB doesn’t wanna cut back on(doesn’t help that I dropped it either. But it was barely 2 ft 😒 ). Mf I gave you damn near 9 years & this is how you repay me?!

They said Klay got some pep in his step now 🤣

The way I’d be able to stroll a beach under moonlight without a care (minus mermaids, and aliens in the sea) without a care in the world 😌😭

Basically we know who the problem is.

Meg & Cardi should to come out with a business wear line because the looks they serve for court?! 👩🏾‍🍳💋

IF I DONT GET SOME TENDERNISM SOON…😒

“Don’t you know who I am ?? IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH “

For the ppl who don’t keep their phones on silent idk how you do it?! I barely like keeping my phone off DND.

Everyone is having big brained discussions and none of them actually involve “ I want to make sure after Trump the people he targeted and abused first and most will be made whole” There’s no plan for that There are multiple plans on why not to do it to preserve those who harmed them

A black woman getting the respect of a Yautja

Also… casual reminder inspired by the skyline: unfollow me if you do not like me. Don’t be a weird bitch.

In general, I miss the art of courtship. How it feels to be intentionally pursued, & the excitement of mutual desire.

Morning sex is not great it's subjective. You interrupt the sleep of the wrong woman for morning sex and she gon Tony Jaa the shit outta you

Definitely a black is King album kinda morning.

Meg being the Bride of Frankenstein to Kellon was an Easter egg &can’t convince me otherwise. Last yr she was a show girl & what did she come out with shortly after? Her liquor. And what was the advertisement?! 🙃 am I delusional? Well yes.Am I wrong? Rarely! Sis either engaged or popping up married😌

Definitely doing a horror movie film night tonight.😌

I’m fucking cryinggg😂😭😭😭 black people really the funniest people in the universe

For those asking how to support, here’s how: www.greenbootsgardens.com/get-involved

📸: Megan Thee Stallion

He locked in!!!!

Robbing a dead deer on the side of the rode for their antlers is wild. 😭 Like damn Ik he ain’t need em anymore but robbing a dead body is robbing a dead body. They’ve stolen worse…people for example. So very on brand colonizer behavior

Damn I low key got a taste for crawfish

Sitting here pinching my tits cause some lady on the internet said something about it see that’s exactly what’s wrong with the world lmfaooo

Sooo how do I get my hands on a plate? Just bring a side orrr? 👀

I be stealing yall memes and turning them into stickers #nevercared

Feeeet? Sour cream? 😭😂

Finally got my photos back but 30 Don’t look too bad ✨😌 #blacksky #Thisis30

A take i actually agree with

“All the non-Blacks to the back!” 🎶

ALL THE NON-BLACKS TO THE BACK

Blasting sexy soulaan an ungodly amount of times>>>> 😌

I really got 3 new piercings today 😂

I’ll post the finals ones I chose when I get them but anyways soooo this is 30 ✨ 💁🏾‍♀️

I LOVE seeing an unnecessarily beautiful and a fashionable couple. Like everything looks like an event.

Locking in sucks sometimes especially when it’s not something quick. 🙄 You really do feel like you’re missing out on stuff but you know it’s gonna be worth it in the end. 😭 the ghetto.

Olandria the woman you are!!!!!😍😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥

Will my birthday photos be a couple days late? Yes but did I at least go through with it? Also yes. When I say it felt like everything was going left I almost said nevermind. 😭 They were simple looks, I just hope they come out amazing. Plus I worked with a new photographer & I’m camera shy! 🤦🏾‍♀️😭fix it

Knowing me since our teen years because you and my family (who is like my eldest brother) & you call yourself trying to shoot your shot at me (again) and you’re talking about “catching a vibe” vs actually talking about PLANNING a date while you’re in your 30s is exactly why I’m mean to these negros

This isn't the America I know" Black People:

Went to Walmart for my fav sparkling water and ended up in the gardening aisle where everything is on rollback and my ass sho nuff stocked up on plant food AND I found me an extendo nozzle for my water hose. 😈 My garden finna be sicka me next season 😂