She's taller than them She's in better shape than them She's richer than them and the two biggest things... 1. Most of the men that want to fuck her can't 2. The men they look up to ALSO want to fuck her

Klay you beaked nose bastard…

I just know those uneaten birdseed ain’t started sprouting?! And they look like sunflowers. 😭

Still not over missing Elmiene’s concert in Raleigh because my schedule is still so busy. 😭

I love when people get me when I speak in meme and tv show one liners. Because you see me and now I love you! 😭😂😂

More artist should/should’ve dropped the instrumentals for some songs on their albums. Songs like On the way x Jhene Aiko, Dodger Blue, Moment of your life x Brent & Coco jones, Send it On x D’Aneglo I like and Surrender x Kur Klose for example. Each of those instrumentals deserved a solo moment…

Tik Tok won’t stop putting this man with a pet owl on my TL. 😭 Imma have to block him because I HATTEEEE owls. They make my skin crawl. If that’s not an alien then God was just throwing anything together when they made that mf.

Black(medium/dark) coffee, 1 hot chocolate packet & 4 little French vanilla creamers. You’re welcome

Whyyyyyy is this planter $85-that’s damn near 100?!? And whyyyy is it the size I need? Lord knows My pear tree can’t go another year in this 21”x17”. (And going in the ground is off the table currently.)

“So y’all hate Black people who are ICE agents?”

It really sucks when you realize that all you are is a vagina to some people. Once that is off the table, there is no communication. Like, wow, all of this here, and that's all you see and/or want?

No-but I need this dress

Autumn 🍂 and Spring 🌻will forever be the best seasons

summer is only fun in theory.

Fuckin love her dawg lmfaoooooo

Damn I miss when rappers were fine 😞

I love big lips

I come to you to have my last tire changed. The one behind is visibly flat & as a TIRE SHOP you don’t even take a look? So I have to circle back just to find it’s a nail in it. And guess who wouldn’t have known if she didn’t ask for air in it…Despite getting the tire RIGHT IN FRONT of it changed🙃

You know what that’s called? Growth.

a love story:

What I'm hearing is make society matriarchal again

I’m glad the internet wasn’t as big with us growing up cause the way my mama and grandma use to bump my ends in elementary school, i would be COOKED. Cause WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! 🤣 😭😭

Telling to your lady how once you saw her couldn’t miss a shot and then refer as your good luck charm in a completely different sport? I can’t. I love this for her. 🥺🥹

*290 and yes

I really spilt all that fucking sparking water and the fact that only a couple drops got on my laptop and that SOB doesn’t wanna cut back on(doesn’t help that I dropped it either. But it was barely 2 ft 😒 ). Mf I gave you damn near 9 years & this is how you repay me?!

They said Klay got some pep in his step now 🤣

The way I’d be able to stroll a beach under moonlight without a care (minus mermaids, and aliens in the sea) without a care in the world 😌😭

Basically we know who the problem is.

Meg & Cardi should to come out with a business wear line because the looks they serve for court?! 👩🏾‍🍳💋

IF I DONT GET SOME TENDERNISM SOON…😒

“Don’t you know who I am ?? IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH “

For the ppl who don’t keep their phones on silent idk how you do it?! I barely like keeping my phone off DND.

Everyone is having big brained discussions and none of them actually involve “ I want to make sure after Trump the people he targeted and abused first and most will be made whole” There’s no plan for that There are multiple plans on why not to do it to preserve those who harmed them

A black woman getting the respect of a Yautja

Also… casual reminder inspired by the skyline: unfollow me if you do not like me. Don’t be a weird bitch.

In general, I miss the art of courtship. How it feels to be intentionally pursued, & the excitement of mutual desire.

Morning sex is not great it's subjective. You interrupt the sleep of the wrong woman for morning sex and she gon Tony Jaa the shit outta you

Definitely a black is King album kinda morning.

Meg being the Bride of Frankenstein to Kellon was an Easter egg &can’t convince me otherwise. Last yr she was a show girl & what did she come out with shortly after? Her liquor. And what was the advertisement?! 🙃 am I delusional? Well yes.Am I wrong? Rarely! Sis either engaged or popping up married😌

Definitely doing a horror movie film night tonight.😌

For those asking how to support, here’s how: www.greenbootsgardens.com/get-involved

📸: Megan Thee Stallion

He locked in!!!!

Robbing a dead deer on the side of the rode for their antlers is wild. 😭 Like damn Ik he ain’t need em anymore but robbing a dead body is robbing a dead body. They’ve stolen worse…people for example. So very on brand colonizer behavior

Damn I low key got a taste for crawfish

Sitting here pinching my tits cause some lady on the internet said something about it see that’s exactly what’s wrong with the world lmfaooo

Sooo how do I get my hands on a plate? Just bring a side orrr? 👀