They're calling it "a post so bad, judges are saying it can count towards Worst Post of 2026." Off to a remarkable start.

i present to you: a tool-assisted speedrun of the unreleased game gear prototype game "The World of Sport - Golf", played at 2x speed so that it fits on bluesky

Today began my week of “Vacation, but it’s actually just gonna be me doing all the stuff I’ve put off all year”

My brother and I met in our Fantasy Football Championship this year. He’s a part-time football analyst. I watched maybe three games this year. Naturally he’s wiping the floor with me, so he’s going to win our trophy, which is a didgeridoo I found at a thrift store 15 years ago and painted gold.

bakoon island BIAC theater group opening ceremonies

“Hey, what should we charge for this handkerchief we put in a cheap frame?” “Forty bucks! Otherwise we’re just giving it away!”

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls

Ok, gonna do my thread of “Good Christmas Music” again. Should start with a newer addition to my holiday playlist, “Here Comes Santa’s Pussy” by the Frogs. Shouldn’t have to explain why.

At the extended family Christmas thing, there was this toddler that did the following, in order: - threw a knife at my brother - moved and knocked over two 10 foot long fluorescent light tubes - knocked over a giant space heater, turning it on - threw a staple gun on the ground TWICE during dinner

Ron Burgundy: “Unique New York, Unique New York. Sagawa’s Savory Sauces. The Human Torch was denied a bank loan”

It’s New Hatsmas.

A wonderful wretched tableau from Taskmaster Champion of Champions 4.

I found a scrapbook from a weird pervert a few weeks back. I ended up finding more of his scrapbooks later and it turns out he had an entire scrapbook of his photography on 8x10” photo paper that is actually really great.

it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually

it actually feels therapeutic to watch this dipshit get his ass handed to him

It’s been a minute since I found a really interesting thrift shop painting, but this red and gold jellyfish is pretty spectacular. It’s so clean that I was convinced it was mass produced, until I looked on the back and saw the artist’s Gmail account from 2010. Pretty cool.

I just watched a security video of someone blasting through the gate at my job in an SUV, flying up the hill in our parking lot, going completely airborne, clearing a 30 foot gap to the next business over, clearing a fucking 12 foot barbed wire fence, and smashing into two other cars. Jesus Christ.

“it’s reasonable to ask questions about trans girls in sports” was always intended to mainstream transphobia. It’s absurd that people fell for it. Democrats are constantly letting oppressors set the terms of debate instead of just saying “no, fuck you.”

Taking a short break from work

This is an achewood plotline

the trump era conservative movement is like if The Thing was really feelin itself and started going on tv like this and it keeps working so you're stuck watching like, Oh come on!! He's the thing!!! Look at his fuckin hand!

i stand by this statement every year

Ten years ago.

Well I guess it's official: I will be live in the beautiful Glendale studio of @officehourslive.bsky.social this Thursday 10 AM PST - 1 PM PST! Sarah Squirm will also be on as the better guest as well.

I watched the infamous “Roger Ebert shows off his basement Laserdisc setup” video the other day and by miraculous happenstance I found a ton of Laserdiscs at the Goodwill bins the next day. Pretty cool stuff too.

When I spend a full year trying to get this Bissell Steam Shot to fix all my cleaning problems only for the brush attachment to fall down the drain after failing to clean something yet again.

It has been a while since I found something truly haunted looking for weird media, but I found this today and it makes me very upset. It’s some scrapbook someone threw out that is 1/2 porn and 1/2 very random newspaper clippings. Here’s a Whitman’s Sampler of madness from this thing.

I dropped my good Sakura Pigma pen the other day and it fell down a literal elevator shaft. The pen might as well have made the “Goofy falling down a gulch” yelp while it was happening.

Rest in Peace to one of action cinemas most iconic figures, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. He made every film he was in better by just being present. Showdown in Little Tokyo is going on tonight. 🙏 #FilmSky #Cinema #Action

I got a Hot ‘N Ready at Little Caesar’s and they just gave me a shit load of Crazy Bread stickers balanced atop the pizza as they angled it through the drive-thru window. 10/10.

My brother, who I did not even know listened to music, just sent me his Spotify thing and I am fuckin hooting and hollering.

hot yoga ladies are on his ass

Finally picked up a copy of this for a buck.

Made some new additions to the apartment. I had this little crabs and owls I never knew what to do with until now. Got this cool wooden cactus guy. But the thing I’m most torn on is the big space landscape. It’s like 4 feet x 3 feet and it’s a Fathead thing BUT it cost like a buck so idk.

(Andre 3000 voice): Look at what came in the mail

It’s so sick how these conservative parent’s moron kids cannot accept that they are too stupid to understand college. Go to a Christian school where they automatically give you all A’s if you know the little hand thing where you say “this is the church, this is the steeple…”

2025 music format ranking: 1 Bootleg cassettes 2 Radio 3 Supermarket 4 Person with loud phone on bus 5 Illegal downloads 6 Tapes 7 Passing car blasting music 8 CDr 9 Vinyls 10 Talented bird 11 VHS 12 MP3 13 Minidisc 14 LPs 15 CDs 16 Hold music 17 The gym 18 FLAC 19 Records 20 Streaming

Wojtek Siudmak #1985 rb.gy/pxjvgh

"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates

There’s definitely a way to handle it and that ain’t it

People will listen to neuroscience podcasts 18 hours a day and never shut up about optimizing themselves and still willfully forget that the point of making art is not for a computer to generate an image as quickly as possible it is to activate different parts of that brain you supposedly care about

For some reason, the insane 1988 Felix the Cat movie came up last night and I swore it had a “rap outro theme”. Well it doesn’t, but I found something even better when I slowed it down.

There’s a lot going on in Brian Yuzna’s Society, but despite all the shunting, the class politics, and the basketball, this is the scene that has been seared into my brain.

satsuma oranges, painted by amanda almira newton, 1916

good (they were already owned by a sample licensing company with a vested interest in forcing people to do things the "legal" way, but people seemed to still treat it as something neat rather than a platform used to tattle to media companies. hopefully this is an eye opener)