joburitto
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PhD in Potato Research and Development. Tell your dog I said hi.
Awe inspiring shit. Caused my camera to freak lmao.
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I’m going to see Niagra Falls today and I’m so fucking excited. Lifetime dream!
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Nebraska Humane Society
1 day ago
if you tell your boss that there are puppies named after potatoes up for adoption we bet they'll let you leave a little early 🥔
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Tim Onion
2 days ago
Know what TV show actually wouldn’t get made today? The Twilight Zone. Half of these fuckin’ episodes are about fascism.
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Buffalo I am in you for the second time in my life and if you give me COVID again I swear to GOD
2 days ago
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moon ‼️
3 days ago
melinoë & the aulos 🪈🪈🐸
#hadesgame
#hades2
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fuck. Flying cross country this week and forgot my switch.
3 days ago
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HE. Just needs the lil face painted. Proud of how clean I managed to make this paint job.
3 days ago
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lol I love that all these World Cup tourist want to take home is ranch
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Patrick Monahan
3 days ago
Wonderful
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My scruffy lad
5 days ago
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banana chips are so damn good, but why do they gotta smell like feet
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yo I think it's time to get my gallbladder yanked out
5 days ago
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Julian Lucas
7 days ago
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Bread = good
7 days ago
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Living in East Enders has to suck ass
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩
10 days ago
I’m Masuke, 17 years old. Good morning! It’s cloudy in Tokyo this morning. It feels quite pleasant. Let’s give it our all today—it’s Friday!
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Katherine the Sixth
9 days ago
*looks behind counter* uhhh sorry the mcflurry machine's broken
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I really want some fucking roasted corn.
10 days ago
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Schera Wyss 💀 SLUG WORLD 2026
10 days ago
This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines
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Iron Chef Bot
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Look at this little shit with his prize. Ripped open the mail before my partner could even get to the package lol.
@jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
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bakoon
13 days ago
#291
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God damn a new Senua??? I’m eating good.
14 days ago
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Cooper
15 days ago
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@itsamemarija.bsky.social
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15 days ago
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Hana is a perfect creature. My partner and I have been dog sitting her.
16 days ago
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SKELLYTON
16 days ago
Once again thinking of him
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Gumby Screens
17 days ago
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Once again ate cold tater tots and enjoyed it
17 days ago
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bakoon
17 days ago
little clay boy named gumby thinks he is slick coming in here skating on his naked feet on the ground
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Alt National Park Service
18 days ago
Exciting news!! Former Interior Secretary Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Democratic primary for Governor and if elected, she will make history as the nation’s first Native American woman to serve as governor. 
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⭐︎ Kay Hanley ⭐︎
19 days ago
I’ve worked in TV animation for the past 16 years and “stunt casting” voiceover work has the worst ROI across the board and executives never get tired of doing it.
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Vaethros
20 days ago
Happy pride peeps o7
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bakoon
20 days ago
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My layover is in the fucking Las Vegas airport. I hate it. Hell on earth.
20 days ago
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Alan Baxter
20 days ago
One of the best things about being alive is that there are dogs. Remember, if you're having a tough time, there are dogs.
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The Onion
22 days ago
Dissolving Fillers Leave Face Completely Concave
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MyPet Health by Vetcation
21 days ago
Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other. A perfect relationship
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Fuck yeah, tattoo booked for next week
21 days ago
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Kat Lyons
21 days ago
my monthly flash for our shop’s June theme: Thorn
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Going to see The Backrooms tonight and wishing I had enough time for an Obsession double feature.
21 days ago
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Ramen broth as your bong water
21 days ago
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met wife in illegal nba stream chat
22 days ago
Stefan and JF spent 35 minutes attempting to unmute themselves, then watched 30 seconds of a fast food review over the next 25 minutes.
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I’m at DA ZOO
22 days ago
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ShouXin手訫
23 days ago
A few kittens are running straight into the weekend. Are you ready to take a good rest too? After a busy week, don’t forget to leave a little time for yourself to relax.
#shouxinsketch
#petart
#animalart
#illustrationartists
#sketch
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Jorj, Interim DEITY🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💪🏽
23 days ago
www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/dia...
A rare good news story
#Conservation
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A sea turtle washed ashore with a stingray barb lodged in its tongue. His 8-month fight for survival has a happy ending
Diamond the loggerhead sea turtle was on the verge of death when locals called the Virginia Aquarium's Stranding Response Team.
https://www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/diamond-loggerhead-sea-turtle-stingray-barb
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Sean T. Collins
22 days ago
Imagine being the person who cut both Taxi Driver and Star Wars, two of the best edited films ever made! Her brilliant career feels infuriatingly brief, cut short by the stress of working with one of the most difficult friend groups in Hollywood history.
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a stinky ox 🐂
23 days ago
Brambles what a face lol
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Alrom
23 days ago
Another Commute Bird from this morning: A Red-Bellied Woodpecker (Carpintero de Carolina) that I guess got tired of pecking wood and switched to berries
#birds
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