I'm going to start a new book today. Isn't that nice?

The custom yankee candle titled “stroke” with a piece of burnt toast as the label photo.

Tired: loving raccoons Wired: loving skunks

White peach Red Bull is not scran. I fucked UP.

Pre-ordered so fast

i need to see alex jones denouncing the Dootle Dots as satanic & pizzagate now

Special shout out to the weed delivery driver, you da best

Tim Heidecker Wants to Make Infowars the Premier Destination for Trans Comedy

I’ve built so much shit today in pokopia. I have a ramen bar now.

The 5x5 habitat trend in pokopia is so fucking clever

Made a Resident Evil shank lol

Sometimes I wake up and my first thought is "FUCK"

We go way back

The San Jose Rose Garden

Lmao

Wow. I made this using an STL and my Bambu printer. Thank you @dangerousladies.ca 🫡🎉

Step aside orange cats

This is the cutest shit man

Just wait until they learn about religion

I have been watching so many murder mysteries during my mom'a visit. I fucking love Miss Marple and Murder She Wrote.

mammals: check em out

Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

I love plants

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

The Hammer of God

Sleepy boy

j208- homage to coop

lol can’t wait to see the look on my family’s face when I walk into my brother’s baby shower. Haven’t spoken to anyone besides him for almost 10 years. Asked my sister in law “can I be the drama at your baby shower?” jokingly, but she’s all for it.

lol

heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

My mother is visiting from overseas and I have not been able to stop her from cleaning my kitchen or organizing my pantry. Lmao

The plan to demonize creativity, the arts and entrepreneurship while simultaneously shoving AI products down our throats that seemingly make 99% of things worse isn't going to work. We need the robots do the laundry while the people make stuff robots can't dream of. That's a good future.

Yes! This! bsky.app/profile/papp...

Holy fucking shit

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

MANTASY.

I made my mom a lunch bag and I’m really proud of it!

"what drew you back to the faith, my son?" "when i saw holy father could ball"

In better news, space and the moon are still cool.

Learning that one of your favorite restaurants back home called ICE on their employees is SURE INFURIATING.

Giant Pacific Octopus transits through a narrow tidal pool in Oregon.

Good morning! This morning, Masuke finally outran the camera. I really must work on my leg strength!

is there a database of murderers in film who look like peter griffin from the family guy cartoon as well

He’s always so happy to see me when he’s picked up from daycare.

I have no qualms about copying other people’s build ideas in pokopia because it’s making my town cute as hell

lol today sucked

I don’t mean to be dramatic but this motherfucker needs to be gone gone and anyone who worked for him, enabled him, supported him, or voted for him needs to be in prison at best