I've been woimpilled It's time for some woimposting

They should make a film about Annie, where it turns out that her poetry is the only thing saving the world from an apocalypse. I’m sure Barbra Streisand is available.

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

I still remember the woman who spoke at a protest about being released from the Denver facility--about how politicians would go in and look at the people being held but never stop to talk to them.

"...and there's been another arrest for misconduct in public office but for who Chris Kamara?"

What this shows me most of all is no one has any coherent idea on how to attack the Greens. Labour are doing it based on 80s anti-drug stuff and Reform are doing it based on paranoid conspiracy theory stuff designed to appeal to the Anglo-Fash set on Twitter.

Let's just take a few moments to remember all the sensible centrists who got horny for Mandelson when he was punching left

the market is only ever smart in the long run. in the short run it's basically a bunch of skittish gamblers who are addicted to anything which lets them believe they know whether the ball is landing on red or black

Peter Mandelson has been arrested - send up the hater signal. It's once again a poster's holiday.

Antisemitism is structurally necessary for Elon Musk’s right-wing populist politics, because he wants to brand himself as a populist insurgent against the “elites,” but as the world’s wealthiest person, he needs a definition of elite not rooted in actual material wealth.

Thing is, we need a mechanism for addressing people who pee or shit on the train that doesn't involve cops shooting people.

What a joy it is to be alive at a time that so many of Britain's most rotten establishment figures are finally facing a reckoning for their long history of corruption

I'm sure SKS will find someone to sack for this

What are we even doing here? Like why am I a White member of the established church being told by a practicing Muslim how we must renew Britain's national faith? This is utterly incomprehensible.

Misconduct in Public Office makes the path to prosecuting Epstein’s mates easier in Britain than some other places, but there’s a decent chance as well that Mandelson gets done for breaching the Official Secrets Act

I do think something like this is true, there is a petty bullying culture on here that makes the place off putting to many. But I also think it's genuinely odd (as comes out in the replies to this) that Twitter is a preferable alternative cos it has similar things *done by a preponderance of Nazis*.

using a bobsled is cheating. and if they’re all using a bobsled, well, that just means they’re all cheating

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

The stupid thing about social media arguments about social media is that everyone who has them is a 40 year old arguing about which site frequented by 7% of the population is more relevant, meanwhile everyone under 25 is on something called Blooble inventing new words to scare us with

there's been an effective curfew for cars on the road since 9pm here in new york and all i can think about is "cities aren't loud, cars are"

"large language models such as ChatGPT were consistently advising women to ask for lower salaries than men in recruitment processes,... AI tools already in use by more than half of England’s councils were downplaying women’s medical conditions, potentially resulting in unequal care"

The basic problem is that "antisemitism" isn't a specific belief anymore, it's just part of the stew of conspiratorial populism that we all swim in, there's no on-ramps or radicalizing agents or coherent ideologies or arguments, it's just an endless ocean of slop.

Israel is trying to rewrite ancient history. In Palestine, Israel has systematically destroyed ancient heritage and made colonial land grabs of archaeological sites. #OPINION by Dr Marchella Ward Read: www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260215-isr...

Worst of all, it appears to be the only way the FBI targets people for investigations. It looks at Laura Loomer's little Jigsaw from Saw panopticon feed and determines who to target next. There is no professional or personal use case for being on Twitter in 2026. It's an engagement trap for racists.

Bluesky is not the commons. Twitter is not the commons. You can’t have a privately held commons. That’s not what words mean

presenting: the mine for when you want to kill every member of weezer in a 60 degree arc within a distance of 50 to 100 metres

so it was written. so it will be

Here's a briefing @leecrawfurd.bsky.social @lgilbert.co and I have written for @smfthinktank.bsky.social explaining the issue: www.smf.co.uk/publications...

The UK is terrifyingly ignorant when it comes to the problem of lead exposure. I've described it as a "don't ask, don't tell strategy". So it's great to have got politicians, scientists, policy researchers and to endorse the call for a national child screening program www.ft.com/content/ee60...

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

have to endorse this important message. the mango flavor distribution runs from "mild upgrade on cantalope" to "proof of the existence and boundless love of God"

Netanyahu is a war criminal who belongs in the Hague, but it was non-Jewish Poles who defined Polish identity to exclude Jews, and imposed Polish surnames on Polish Jews that were not deeply rooted in their families or identities. You don't have to deny Jewish history to oppose Israeli war crimes.

Don’t like this, don’t care for this at all. Send this creature to hell

The final twist to "Judgement Day", one of the most important stories ever published by EC Comics and comics in general. After the issue ran, EC got tons of letters praising them for the ending and many others denouncing it. To those who disagreed with the story, Gaines told them all to fuck off.

Could see myself having a nightmare about waking up here and wondering if I'm dead

Love Clauda Sheinbaum but she needs to stop doing China type maneuvers. We’re a rogue state

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people local newspaper reporters are rarified elites instead of ink-stained wretches driving their Honda Civic to a crime scene so you know don’t have to rely on Nextdoor and the police press release.

guys it is kinda over. like in a very real sense im not sure if its worth getting too up in arms about this anymore

Thing is, as you can see from the entirity of British public discourse, it *really* didnt. It just got a hella lot more confused. (I think a lot of people would like this to be the case however)

Brianna is in the ‘those tricky Jews!’ phase of her descent into open anti semitism

It would be good for the general health of discourse in the United States if there were journalists out there who both asked follow up questions of Zionist hardliners in government and also didn't believe in Nazism or great replacement theory. Maybe CNN or NBC can get on that.

I mean, what? Do we not deserve this standard of politics and the clowns onscreen here, as punishment for having tolerated it for so long? Of course we do.

don't give labour a single vote under any circumstances

The organization that recently received the largest grant in National Endowment for the Humanities history apparently believes that the Soviet Union "created Jewish opposition to the Jewish state." The Tikvah Fund thinks there was zero Jewish anti-Zionism prior to 1917, apparently.

what do you mean they didn't realize this before

everyone says write what you know and then when you do they make a capital case out of it

Not as pervasive as all the people and institutions who hold that killing someone by going 40 in a 25 is just an unfortunate accident!

The English language, a magnificent tool that makes sure all of America's worst ideas are spread throughout most of the world.