Opening the strait of Hormuz is a “simple military manoeuvre” according to Trump. You’ve got the best military in the world - should be simple enough for you to keep that open shouldn’t it? Why should any of the allies you slagged off help you? Loser behaviour.

The absolute state of this cheap loon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Kangaroos don't mess around.... 😬

Reform UK really do inspire community action in the most unexpected ways.

lol, I thought it was all very innocent Nige? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Absolute farce www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

This is literally burning money that could fix a whole host of domestic issues. People who voted for Trump thinking he would make their lives better are watching him burn their money in front of their faces while he is enriching himself. www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

Someone recently shared this with me and I had no idea about it inews.co.uk/news/long-re...

Perfectly normal behaviour in a democracy 🙃 www.bedfordindependent.co.uk/bedfordshire...

The inevitable outcome of throwing words around… it becomes cheap and is used by utterly stupid people to claim utterly ridiculous things www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

Sad to see Scotland’s assisted dying bill fail. We should be able to choose how we die when we are terminally ill and suffering. Bodily autonomy should be a right from beginning to end.

There’s nothing more unappealing than a leader who so nakedly changes position based on polling. It’s not even been three weeks and if you had any understanding you would have known this would have been unpopular on day one. Finger on the pulse as ever www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Sometimes the Guardian comes up with a real zinger 🤣 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...

But it’s just anti-Zionism so it can’t have such an impact 🙃 www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma...

If we made the green energy transition this war would be unthinkable and these authoritarians wouldn’t be in power — not in the US, not in Iran, not in Saudi Arabia, not in Russia. Hydrocarbons are killing our freedom and just plain killing us.

Today on how the Supreme Court ruling provides “clarity” www.irishlegal.com/articles/eu-...

Couldn’t have anything to do with who’s dictating what the US media can and can’t do, could it? A popular feminist show rebooting and Hulu said no? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Oh dear. It seems savagely bombing a population, even ones against the regime, would not end up with them being happy about it. Which any military expert who deals in strategy has said recently. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

London here being uncontrollably London. It’s so dangerous out there 😂 www.reddit.com/r/london/s/o...

The cogs visibly whirring on a guy who’s been brainwashed that DEI is something inherently bad. His rationalisations make zero sense.

This is huge! The European Court of Justice, the top EU court, has ruled that EU member states must provide a process to change gender markers on identity documents for trans people. sofiaglobe.com/2026/03/12/e...

I wonder what will happen at the Transphobicgraph because if you look up Axel Springer and inclusion, they seem to be a fan of inclusion. It’s a centre right takeover but I’m interested to see how much it will shift www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I don’t know, if I spent all my time online claiming that a group of people were so terrifying and dangerous that they should be excluded from public life and any space I am in, I wouldn’t spend money to willingly go to a concert with up to 10,000 of them

I’m beginning to wonder if someone goes to these lengths, they’re probably in denial about their issues with gender. Who buys a ticket for a this event just to say “I hate it here, I’ve never heard of any of these people”. But you bought a ticket. If it was a non-event of nobodies, why did you go?

Stupid net zero and its reducing of pollution in London to use energy not dependent on fossil fuels 🙃 secretldn.com/tfl-sse-ener...

So, in a nutshell, a dick-swinging event which achieves nothing except for endless dick-swinging

Cal's thread should be published in the national media, a completely rigged review that will achieve their aim of blocking all treatment for trans kids. The complete control anti-trans activists have in the NHS should be a national disgrace, it's akin to anti-vaxxers seizing control of vaccinations

Today I will mostly be trying to bribe people with cheap petrol, in the hope that they will forget that I have been cheering on the orange idiot whose war is pushing up fuel prices.

Farage and Jenrick saying net zero is the issue while Spain’s investment in renewable energy has meant they are less impacted by the Iran oil shock… you can’t fake that level of stupidity

Farage today saying we can’t get involved in another war, mere days after saying we should. Has his failure to see Don for dinner ended up with hurt feelings? 🤣🤣🤣

We slipped to 22 in the ILGA Rainbow Rankings because of access to puberty blockers and the wait times for gender clinics. I’d imagine the ban on hormones is going to push us into the deepest orange, or even red, of the table next year. Under a Labour government.

Medical transition for trans kids is now banned for new referrals on the NHS. Trans kids in the UK can still go private or DIY (for now). This means the new clinics that replaced GIDS are close to useless at best, conversion therapy at worst. 1/5

The “protect women” brigade here violently intimidating and threatening a woman. Can we all see who these people really are?

Class act

Meanwhile, Spain's massive investment in renewables is paying dividends now: with prices for Spanish industry and consumers low and stable compared with other European economies. www.ft.com/content/ac77...

“We don’t need people to join wars when we’ve already won” *Iran launches a bunch of strikes on Gulf states* Sure looks like nobody’s winning anything except for the smallest penis prize

The never ending cycle of social media culture which has infected absolutely every touch point of our lives. Everyone should watch Molly vs The Machines. Including the chiefs at Monzo www.theguardian.com/money/2026/m...

🧑‍🍳 😘 www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

When people said the US system could withstand a dictator…. You were wrong.

I mean, I don’t think this is new having grown up with men who think women should do as they’re told www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

The fact that Isabel Oakeshott, economic migrant to the UAE may just turn into a refugee fleeing to the UK from a war zone will cause a level of schadenfreude in me that may just make me topple right over.

So, not dissimilar to the IRGC then www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...