beauty tips

Jarod K. Anderson, SOMETHING IN THE WOODS LOVES YOU

“How are you coping with and navigating these interesting, uncertain times?”

In general this is a good question to be asking in the coming months and years when you see dramatic news. Some of it’s gonna be real but yeah

don’t worry guys executive orders aren’t REALLY legal. but DO worry guys because the law isn’t REALLY real in any real sense. but DONT worry because they’re kind of too incompetent if you remember but also DO worry because maybe this time it’s different. but DONT worry bec

January 19

Remember to do things that bring you joy. This is very important!

americans: omg these times are so unprecedented!!! historians: lmaoooooo

Kill the "temporarily embarrassed [billionaire]" in your heart

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of an endless stream of stupid fucking bullshit.

The TikTok ban, the Musk Twitter takeover, the Facebook moderation policy changes, the Republicans’ rapidly intensifying crackdowns on speech... let these be the proof you needed to move anything you care about online to a space you control. Digital sovereignty is more important than ever.

[waking up from a nightmare] okay, this is actually worse

[calling up from rock bottom] what the fuck it just keeps going

happy joanna newsoms birthday to all the sweet little honeys

*At a party* STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit? ME: No I’m the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.

need a name for that feeling that strikes in the early evening when you're just oh fuck. oh christ why aren't i trying to become a successful streamer. why haven't i made a movie. why haven't i had a novel published. i dont think its anxiety or comparison stress its a new thing i made up

If you're a millennial who watched the Twin Towers fall on a TV that was rolled into your classroom. If you blogged on LiveJournal or Xanga about how terrible your life was as teenager only to yearn for those days as you near 40. If you grew up queer and lonely. Read this book.

This is a perfect sentence: "All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."

my dog HATES the neighborhood cats who periodically come on our patio so we put film on the windows so now she hangs out halfway up the staircase so she can look at the thing she hates most and get real angry which seemed dumb to me until i realized i still read scoial media everyday

Tree.fm allows you to listen to a random forest. This is beautiful.

Sometimes you use a pen that turns out to write way better than you thought it would and oh man that’s the good stuff

[Mexico City, Mexico] Following the attempted murder of a trans woman. Cops just let the alleged perp go. So actionists from the Mexican sex workers union stormed the judicial building. Via Ghost of Durruti

it's me again stanning Nora's work again. these pieces are a joy and money's helping others too. fyi!

This puts it well & it’s a point I keep making about why using AI to write is so flattening. Writing is the process of working out & refining what you think. If I write an article, I’m not just generating 1000 plausible words. I’m trying to articulate ideas with precision, & challenging myself.

Art is what helps us through every other fucking thing.

Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.

Actual pro tip: the best way to break into any creative profession is by helping to support and advance other creators. Your peers are not your adversaries. They are your support group.

RIP, king www.vulture.com/article/davi...

We are literally supposed to have fun like puppy dogs with our tails wagging. Jot that down.

There are two kinds of people. The kind that don't like david lynch movies because they don't make sense and the kind that fucking love david lynch movies because they don't make sense

His loss will be felt. This one hurts, y'all.

Battle cry for 2025.

In memory of David Lynch, my favorite exchange of dialogue from Twin Peaks that lives rent free in my head and heart.

This is a beautiful tribute.

Your self-awareness of how much of a fucking asshole you are means nothing if you don't use it to try to change how much of a fucking asshole you are.

What can you say? Without David Lynch, we're all poorer. The world is a little less. One of the greatest artists of our time, who left us so many gifts, not least of which was his boundless love of cinema, an art form he shaped for all time.

Fuck around with David Lynch and find out.

Valid

sorry if i didn't respond to your text. i was saucing my scrod

normalize saying “for a straight person” after giving a compliment to a straight person

i love propaganda that confirms all the beliefs i already held

When this painting of John Dee— known as "the Queen's conjuror"—was examined using x-ray imaging, it was revealed that he was originally surrounded by a circle of human skulls.

If you’re not afraid of getting canceled, you fucking coward, why didn’t you let them print your name?