We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

RIP Melville, you would’ve loved school cafeteria strawberry milk cartons

gotta say nothing depresses you quite like mandated reporter training for my day job, especially considering that the current US government just copes for pedophiles and abusive weirdos

me working from home: I could be playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now 😭😤😬

me working from home: I could be playing Baldurs Gate 3 right now 😭😤😬

I feel this way about a lot of people

The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin

phone almost autocorrected to Happy Jew Year and honestly? yeah this Jewish gal could use all the happy years

Me, waking up this morning, to 2026:

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

2025 accomplishments: - read 10 new books (audiobooks & long drives) - Jewish storytelling panel accepted for AWP 2026 - did more freelance manuscript gig work - a full year of our new home in a new city I know 2025 was…..not great….on a larger scale but I’m trying to exist despite the horrors ⭐️

What do ye do when ye see a whale, men?

I’m a witcher (The Last Wish) so basically I’m a gig worker in a pseudo Eastern European economy

Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail. They sat there, feeling happy together.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

everything about Stranger Things ive been forced to absorb via cultural osmosis and memes since i stopped watching after mid-season 3 but it just seems kinda? Like? what do you mean Vecna was just. Some tall guy.

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

are we human or are we playing baldurs gate 3 for the first time with a playtime of 17 hours already

living in 2025, almost 2026:

Watching Miracle on 34th Street for the first time ever and man they were saying commercialism’s bad even in the 1940s. Imagine actually valuing customers and being socially progressive even if it is one large Macys commercial

We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.

Watching Miracle on 34th Street for the first time ever and man they were saying commercialism’s bad even in the 1940s. Imagine actually valuing customers and being socially progressive even if it is one large Macys commercial

James got me a PS5 for Xmas if you need me….no you don’t

gaze upon my golden raisin kugel and despair at how freaking delicious it looks. making the ancestors proud with this one 💪

time for the only holiday tradition that matters

gaze upon my golden raisin kugel and despair at how freaking delicious it looks. making the ancestors proud with this one 💪

James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.

I find it moving that David Lynch loved IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE so much he couldn't talk about it without crying. His sincere belief in the redemptive possibilities contained in that film and what it said about people seems to me like a key element of understanding his own work.

I leap with thee; I burn with thee

all these reboots and sequels and remakes and spinoffs and not a single one about the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2

all these reboots and sequels and remakes and spinoffs and not a single one about the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

my novel in progress asks what if Office Space was just a straight up horror movie

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health

In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Sea! Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me, and despair!

my villain origin story is GLOW being cancelled and I have to live on this shitty dying planet never getting closure for the giant Sam and Ruth shaped hole in my heart

getting humbled by the new generation of kids @ my day job girl: how do you know about Kpop Demon Hunters me: do you think I stare at a wall all day girl: uh yea other girl: so how old are you me: how old do you think I am Other little girl: older than Shrek and he’s old and ugly me:

my villain origin story is GLOW being cancelled and I have to live on this shitty dying planet never getting closure for the giant Sam and Ruth shaped hole in my heart

your moment of calm is from much earlier this year, back in those innocent days of "wtf" not "*unending soundless scream*"...

Huge congrats and cheer for my dearest friend @teoshannon.bsky.social!!!!!!! Absolutely earned ❤️

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

So called free thinkers when they see a kitchen sink

That Scene from Sinners wish I could erase it from my memory and watch that movie again for the first time because that was a Movie™️

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: you can put mac and cheese on your hot dog and there is no legal authority that can stop you

man it kinda sucks being a human with more than three feelings in this timeline right now

man it kinda sucks being a human with more than three feelings in this timeline right now

Rob Reiner was a master storyteller whose gifts transcended genre & scope, from larger than life adventure to intimate horror to childlike wonder and beyond. He was truly one of one. As you wish.