One month until DCM!

DCM in June and ImprovCon in August. Going to see a lot of cool people in the next few months

I posted this on IG a while ago and it almost got my account deleted so since I just found it on my phone again and it's totally evergreen I guess it can live here now ✌️😘

Band-Aids & Bullet Holes, my John Wick-inspired bloody revenge opera deckbuilder RPG named after a Taylor Swift lyric, is coming to Kickstarter in May. Look good, feel bad, do violence, cry about it, repeat. Just like your day job.

I have my flight and hotel booked for DCM in NYC. Didn’t want to spend all that money right now but I’d regret not going.

I’m going to DCM for the first time!

Collage fodder I picked up today

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

So this is what bi panic feels like.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Every time I win an ebook from Goodreads I earn Kindle points

Exactly one year ago today:

Found a 20+ year old drawing I did of a hip, young Ronald McDonald redesign

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

THE HORRORS SALE IS HERE! 💫 HALF OFF EVERYTHING W CODE PERSIST What began as a silly 4/20 celebration is now a combination inventory-clearing, community-serving, acting-out-against-the-forces-that-make-our-days-actively-worse event! Go forth! Dive into the catalog and baste in dopamine!

Do the digital assistants talk to each other?

IT'S HERE! Order Keep the Faith, @gregisonthego.bsky.social's storytelling game about a religion in transition with art by @goblinprincete.bsky.social and @momatoes.com. Available at cmichpress.com and some retailers. Ask your local game store! #keepthefaithgame #KTFShareTheLore

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

Person I respect going out of their way to compliment my skills 🥰

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

The only show my mom said we couldn’t watch was NYPD Blue… and none of us had ever shown any interest in it.

Story Games: The Deernicorn Podcast E1 is live on spotify and apple podcasts. We a little baby podcasters so any feedback is appriciated! open.spotify.com/show/2hW1uAL...

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment https://theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-their-food-as-entertainment/

I watched Pink Narcissus for the first time tonight. Insane that most of it was filmed in the director’s apartment. The design is breathtaking

It’s difficult when you share your birthday with Rex Manning Day 🥲

It do be like that...

The Public Access Odyssey Tape cards go so hard... I can't wait to get my hands on this TTRPG. Only 6 days left in the kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gau...

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

The more you think you’re not dreaming, the deeper in a dream you are. That’s what’s known as the Dunning-Freddy-Krueger effect.

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

The Descent steelbook is back in stock so ordered that and the Battle Royale steelbook

every queer friend group has at least one of each

Like the films that came before that "Forbidden Fruits" is in conversation with, this delightfully sharp satire of the dangers of commercializing feminism in our hypercapitalist hell deserves to be seen in theaters now rather than wait a decade for reappraisal. www.slashfilm.com/2133991/forb...

pick up Uneasy Lies the Head today for some great GMless royal court roleplaying. you can grab it at Tabletop Bookshelf, IPR, or at shop.adambell.games

Did you know you can moisten the rectal swab before insertion for your STI screening??? So you don't have to poke it in DRY AS HELL????? Considering the staggering number of folks who have been GAGGED by this revelation (myself included) this might be the most important panel of my whole career 💀

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

An ebook library hold had like a 3 month wait until the library just acquired 600 more copies! I was like the 450th person in line for 81 copies. I guess I’ll be reading Dungeon Crawler Carl soon

🚨 IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE WRENCH IS NOW LIVE!🚨 My new GMless, diceless game of stormy night murder mystery is currently funding on Backerkit and I'd love your support! Back it here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/l...

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

San Diego episode of Neighbors. I did see a face I recognized at the end

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

Wile E. Coyote possesses the technical virtuosity to shape the world, but lacks the wisdom to know that he must be reshaped with it

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

It’s too hot today. My cat has forced her way onto my desk so she can sleep on the glass