@evelyn.fyi YO

On Tuesday I got to do my favorite annual tradition: watching LotR all day at the local theatre.

I’m never helping anyone again

A few days ago, my youngest sister (17) texted me and said our other sister (24) needed help. She was trapped in California with her abusive boyfriend, and she was 16 weeks pregnant. My other siblings had already bought her two greyhound bus tickets (approx. $500) but she was unable to make the bus.

Where are all my #Palia players? 😅

I’m not sure why it’s so difficult for me to think of things to post on this platform lol

Figured I should launch my new cat on her. Say hi to Beans (Sarah Beans— her middle name is Beans).

“what?”

I still think the biggest betrayal I’ve ever felt was JK Rowling being a TERF.

Super geeked about the Punk in the Park line up this summer.

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

God didn’t intend for us to work tomorrow

me omw to ruin someone’s whole week

Nobody is telling me nothing this Black History Month, you hear?

Starting to think the Eagles might win this one.

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

"You better not be about to start some bullshit." Me:

today

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

Note K. Dot wearing a small a: #AMinor

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

Aww! They got one!

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Happy Black History Month

KENDRICK JUST NOW

This is a slaughter

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Happy Black History Month!

we love attentive blocking

Are the Chiefs in the room with us?

“hello, supreme court? i need to file another lawsuit.”

The moment….

Drake right now:

I’m so excited for this beer release tomorrow! #BlackIsBeautiful #NB2A #CraftBeer #Brewing #Beer

NOW CROWDFUNDING! PREQUEL is a tactical storytelling game of heroic sacrifice. Fight the Evil, recall your Quest, forge your Legacy. You will fall, but you are not The End. www.kickstarter.com/projects/eth... #ZineMonth #ZineQuest #PREQUELRPG

Tariff-inflated prices pass the pain along to consumers, many of whom voted for Trump. Good job, asshole.

I kinda wanna get into streaming on twitch again. I don’t know if it’s worth trying or not, but I need to find more hobbies that allow me to stay home.

I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify. The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips. Good job, friends.

All too often. #lotr #beer

Here are some nice mushrooms

Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst

Me before the 2024 election cycle Vs Me after

What's better than a boat? A boat full of tacos. #Margaritavillerivieramaya #travel ##traveladdicts @packingmybaggins

I love this