Everything is shit but I'm going to hit 100 miles on my e-bike on my way home. It took a lot longer than expected because of knee drama, but we did it!

It’s just like mom always said: god fucking dammit

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Setting the bidet to “kill”

I'm finally flexible enough again to paint my toenails!!!! In the hospital a year and a half ago, I was weeping because I needed to pop my pinky toe so bad it was excruciating. My knee was the size of a basketball and my foot was huge too. I couldn't touch my shin, let alone my toes. Crying.

🔴 LIVE https://stream.place/evelyn.fyi LWC Cookbook Chapter 1 Walkthrough

I went on my first road bike ride since knee drama! I have ridden my e-bike to the store a few times, but haven't gone more than a mile in two years. I didn't bring my computer so IDK how far I went, but I think it was about 8 miles. Saw this beautiful patch of dandelions and had to do it to em.

And she has since been deported. Link here: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

That postpartum coerced sex is so common that doctors have to provide notes for mothers or even monitor them in hospital to stop men raping them highlights how normalized rape is, & how unwilling men are to self-reflect & admit it. The entitlement men have to a body that said yes before is epidemic.

Sometimes when I'm typing social media sites into my web browser, I find myself itching to navigate to Instagram. Are there any photo feeds on here y'all like? I nuked my meta products a year and a half ago, but I wanna see my friends' lunches and vacation photos!!

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew. "hey, do you have up dog?" Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room. He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up". "it's the Up Dog" Damn he got me

oh wow, so SHOCKING, "AI" doesn't exist actually (Apple paper proves LLMs can't math or think or understand a problem) nitter.poast.org/heynavtoor/s...

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

The paperback edition of WITHOUT CONSENT (with a very different cover) isn’t out till November 3 but pre-orders are welcome right now! www.harpercollins.com/products/wit...

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

invoke the 25th and start impeachment anyway

Wait for what Iran has to say. They've been saying no temporary ceasefire this entire time because they don't want to get caught in a situation where Israel keeps bombing them and they can't shoot back.

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

CENTCOM refuses to even offer a simple count of U.S. bases that have been attacked during the war.

My elected representatives in 80526 @hickenlooper.bsky.social, @bennet.senate.gov, and @joeneguse.bsky.social are all cowards. It's been EIGHT HOURS and y'all are finally releasing statements. Glad you could deign to join the rest of us in the real world.

"Iran is more radical than ever" yeah because we're bombing them for no reason. Their civilians are currently forcing human chains around civilian critical infrastructure, knowing that they are going to die. What the fuck is wrong with you and @hickenlooper.bsky.social ? Constituent in 80526.

I'm weeping. @joeneguse.bsky.social STOP THIS, NOW.

Remember when Iranian protesters were being leveraged to manufacture consent for this war? Now, Trump calls all Iranians "animals" and says he will bomb the country "into the Stone Age."

If you or your loved ones are currently serving in the US military, immediately contact the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-4487 or reach out to aboutfaceveterans.org. There is no justification for committing mass murder to satisfy the tyrannical ambitions of a narcissistic billionaire.

Thank you @joeneguse.bsky.social, now get on it ASAP.

The antidote to this is community. Check out the 50 Ways to Meet Your Neighbor zine:

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

explaining the rapture doomsday prophecy to my therapist and she's just making this face and taking notes

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

President threatens the eradication of 90 million people, and America's opposition party is just not getting it. Complete loss of words for the way our elected officials on both sides of the aisle are approaching These Times.

to imagine back on that beautiful blue orb that makes all of this unique life possible we can’t stop bombing and killing one another, it’s terribly sad

You are a senator.

So… if the first nuclear ☢️ bomb in over 80 years is used in war, we’ll all learn about it on social media? Are there any leaders left? Anyone? LITERALLY FUCKING ANYONE?

Huge new study on trans people and mental health. A new study from Australia concluded that gender-affirming care results in an initial increase in mental health appointments followed by a decline below levels prior to accessing care. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Heading to @joeneguse.bsky.social's Fort Collins office at 10am because I have a doctor's appointment I can't afford to cancel and we live in hell. See you there, bring a sign.

If you’ve never called your congressional reps before, do it right now.

When we nuke Iran and the rapture doesn't happen, evangelicals are going to come after those they deem degenerates. I am not dying for this, and neither should the people of Iran. See you at @joeneguse.bsky.social's office this morning to urge impeachment? I literally don't know what else to do.

Folks, please be so careful with what you post online today. 💜

@joeneguse.bsky.social: IMPEACH, NOW.

Benefit of waking up in the middle of the night and staying awake: all my plant lights are on a 6-6 schedule again. Disbenefit: eepy.

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

the app should auto-dm to the loser of online debates a photo of their own front door

Gonna do some chapter walkthroughs for the Cookbook starting tomorrow on LinkedIn Live and @stream.place. Register on LinkedIn here: www.linkedin.com/events/74472... For @stream.place, just be on the lookout for noon MDT tomorrow!

New DHS Secy Markwayne Mullin, in an interview with Bret Baier, says he wants to consider pulling Customs out of international airports in “sanctuary cities,” which would effectively shut down a huge amount of international travel to the U.S. LA, NYC, BOS, SF, Chi, SEA, Miami, DEN, Phil, SD….