My favorite scene from the Bible

I wish someone would swaddle me. Great character line. #ThePitt The Pitt ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

The night shift coming in #ThePitt

Oscars seeming pretty white so far this year. Again.

Rotten Tomates still saying Delroy won best supporting actor. 🤷‍♀️

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Joy Kwon is growing on me #ThePitt

Wunmi Mosaku wins Best Actress in a Supporting Role for ‘SINNERS’ at the 2026 BAFTA Film Awards. #WunmiMosaku #Sinners

I feel this so strongly. Covid was a test of our moral integrity & decency -- *not just elites, but all of us* -- and we failed. I genuinely think one reason Covid has been memory-holed so hard, & so crusted w/ myths & conspiracy theories, is that on some level we know this & are ashamed.

This Noah Wyle moment from #ThePitt feels like it should be added into the reaction gif lexicon.

Big cookies should be more common. A cookie as big as two hands put together. I've wanted to eat one of those black and white cookies they had on Seinfeld for nearly thirty years and I've never seen one.

Noah Wylie has some amazing non-verbal reaction shots on the Pitt, but there's one in the latest episode that may be an all-timer. My daughter and I were laughing for five minutes.

This really is a great picture:

how the hell do you even hit the speed limit, let alone 114, in flagler county?

Average US motorist: hi. Mind if I try to kill you?

I'll never forgive OJ for making the Kardashians famous.

😟🙏🏾

If you're looking for news sources who are covering the trade war and don't have to soft pedal it because they're not worried about pissing off a mad king, this pack's got you covered.

Every time Trump has a chance to stop talking, he passes.

Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

a small handful of evil people are going to attempt to use the full might of the most powerful government the world has ever known to rob you of your joy and they are going to fail, because it cannot be done

The ADL needs to get all the way out now. Resisting the Palestinian genocide is antisemitism but Elon, who actually continually proves himself to be an actual Nazi on a plethora of occasions, giving a Nazi salute at the inauguration of an American president gets a pass?

Hell yea

I hope everyone's having a great day unless you try three or four times to back into a parking spot because you think it's easier and takes less time then parking nose in.

Where is my Spotify Wrapped!!!???!!!!

Gobless

A woman who worked at an IHOP for 13 YEARS was fired for serving a homeless man a stack of pancakes and a glass of water "I need my job, but I would still do it again. I truly would. I would still help somebody if I could."

makes him sound like a warlock

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet??? Because they lactose

askin for the bare minimum and still not gettin it…. just ain’t the type of energy I need .

Florida is like 4 different states.

Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb theonion.com/oklahoma-law...

We saw you across the stadium and liked your vibe.

this is one of the funniest things you can do as a total and unrepentant piece of shit

Your regular reminder that Facebook started as a site to rate girls' hotness.

Leave Travis Swift alone! He's just trying to play a game!

1. The Speaker doesn't need to be a member of the House. 2. There are definitely enough really dumb Republican members, combined with the Democratic caucus, for "Speaker Matt Gertz" to win a majority.

Starting the extended edition of Return Of The King, so I will be seeing y'all tomorrow.

Lake Bled a Lake in Slovenia

I can't wait to watch Kevin McCarthy trip over his own shoestrings again.

Beekeepers to the rescue after 5 million bees fall off truck in Canada

Holding up well in my part of Florida. Sending good vibes to the Big Bend!

Belatedly, but... My congrats to the teams at the Indian Space Research Organization, and to all the people of India, for their success in landing Chandrayaan-3 on the Moon.

good mornyan blue app I really miss when computers had a waffle holder