@cockremover.bsky.social just had a tooth out. Waiting for anaesthetic to wear off so can take paracetamol and become autistic

Source: Daily Express search.app/jDSWM

Everything now is misdirection. It's like a game, but it's not, its can you still heat and eat.

@bachynski.bsky.social why are you blocking replies ? They world wants to say thanks.

@tinoquags.bsky.social hey 81 followers Narrative.

You spelled "ruptured" incorrectly. I get it, stupid auto correct.

@aurahack.ca can't reply, blocked.

In the 90s I told someone at work, yes I knew how to sew, my mother taught me to sew and knit and crochet. His response ? "What ? Are you gay!" I just fixed holes in my pockets this morning instead of paying someone to do it. Thanks mum.

@atrupar.com I figured out the Tylenol thing. It's Lonely T(rump) backwards

How do you make seven an even number? Remove the S. #RupertsComedyShow

@resnikoff.bsky.social can't reply unless it's a repost ! Byeee!

This pretty much tracks

@vegasmom1994.bsky.social Trump invokes "Covfefe" Cover Others Viewing or Finding Epstein Files Ever

@minibubbly.bsky.social Kimmel is back. Does that mean still boycott Disney ? Confused.

JIMMY KIMMEL IS COMING BACK TO LATE NIGHT TOMORROW! youtube.com/shorts/KaJox...

Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension ended. He’ll return Tuesday night. 👉 The criminal in the Oval Office loses again. apnews.com/article/jimm...

@cat-mahf.bsky.social you have been pre-emptively blocked

@elizajayne.bsky.social Did you understand my phishing hunting thing ? Going after the pricks that try to steal your credentials.

@valerietheitalian.bsky.social youtu.be/bixuI_GV5I0?...

@amutepiggy.bsky.social I don't van't your money, honey, I van't your blood (Transvision Vamp)

@barronwtramp.bsky.social If you want to get tricky, an r and an n together look like an m rn So an account like barronwtrurnp would be fair game ;-)

@ewacat.bsky.social Can't reply unless it's a repost ? Blocked

@allisonanne.com can't reply unless it's a repost ? Blocked.

just heard someone call stephen miller peewee german

Reminder of why we don't use rational arguments when dealing with rightwingers: Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

@viclake77.bsky.social 870ck3D W4nk3R

Valid points. I agree colonizing israel plans to steal the Palestinian lands (sorry, MORE of the Palestinian's lands) but I do believe the 3 Trillion cubic feet of natural gas discovered off the coast of Gaza was also part of the plan to steal. Those resources legally belong to the Palestinians ---

WTF happened to the Kristi Gnome ? Where is she hiding ?

@susancantsleep.bsky.social I found a Susan! I can stop desperately seeking 👍

@orvi63.bsky.social enjoy your inability to understand humour and parody, and be critical without regarding context

The Daily Show was incredible, thank you, Jon Stewart!

@orvi63.bsky.social made a new one. "Those crazy lizard people!"

@mdicey.bsky.social All around me are Dvorak typists, Dvorak typists, Dvorak typists, and I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of of sad that all the dreams I had of typing were in a QWERTY world

@sarah.transsexual.gay you're also intriguing, yet not allowing replies, so you're also blocked

New Futurama. Gonna be AFK

@hnnan3.bsky.social repost, repost, repost, no replies ? Whut ?

@yellowapple.us Tweetalig

@mushypease.bsky.social goeden morgen Rosie

Anyone wanting a two-tone PAL Dreamcast with a blue power LED and a rechargeable ML-2032 battery in holder ? 32Gb SD with 40 titles. All legit from archive.org Comes with UK power cable, composite video/audio cable, one controller and VMU Let me know if interested

@kelestrian-exile.bsky.social 2 years of chewing that horrid expensive gum! But hey! No more smokings.

@kelestrian-exile.bsky.social I quit smoking in 2007

@cherishone.bsky.social Things I protest against

@ginloula.bsky.social just finished watching The Gringo Hunters. If you don't mind subtitles, well worth a watch.

Dear Santa Claus. Can I get a Jenna Ortega for Xmas. I need to hear why she liked to lobotomise small animals. This is not a negative. I'd love to hear her explain the process and why. Fascinated!

@joshuaerlich.bsky.social cant reply ? Blocked

@erininthemorning.com can't respond. Blocked

@sarajbenincasa.bsky.social one day, I will understand cheese steak