gm sammy just threw up all over the living room, walked through his own vomit and then proceeded to climb all over me and my bed 🙃

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Fairy-type Miku 🦋

choose ur fighter

I hope you never believe it's too late to build a life you genuinely love. Your story isn't over just because some chapters were spent surviving instead of living.

he's just a happy little dude

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Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

my tama turned into a sprout young 💔

kinda tempted to dye my hair red again ngl 😩

Jimothy is my spirit animal. ❤️

happy baby and eepy baby

hi again (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

does anyone want to come see aespa with me 😔 the tickets are so cheap 👉👈

did u know that my mom once twisted her ankle really badly when i was like 3 years old 🙄

my ankle feels so stiff today 😭

too many ppl texting me today

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

Dratini <3 [ #pokemon #fanart #dratini #cute ]

cinnamoroll cosplaying as pompompurin 💫

about to start liking my own selfies since y'all won't do it smh

hi again (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

me: i think i'm getting sick i don't feel well my uterus:

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🙂

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happy baby and eepy baby

My spermy digital friends ⭐️

gm friends 🫶

i'm not religious but every night before bed i check the weather forecast and pray that i'll never have to experience +41C temperatures ever again

Drew some of my favorite guys #Tamagotchi

she's finally here and she's beautiful 🥹

delivery guy pls hurry up

Tamagotchi fav •3• #tamagotchi #fanart

:)

gm friends ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

is brunette blindness a thing cuz i think i have it

new baby 🍓

hi felt cute

FRIENDS!!!!!!!

born to be the gentle and loving mother of five forced to be an international megastar

new baby 🍓

adopting her

"protein bars are a scam/unhealthy" idgaf i'm literally eating them for the texture

i love how my elderly neighbor usually addresses me with "du" which is the informal way of saying "you" in german but when i'm wearing makeup he'll use the formal variant "sie" like he's wondering who the lady with the eyelashes and eyebrows is

FRIENDS!!!!!!!

i hate landlords

it should be illegal to unfollow someone right after they post a selfie

hi felt cute

why is it so humid 🫠