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Great idea!💡 I’m in, here in the South!

In 1989, Donald Trump called for the erroneously charged Central Park Five to face the death penalty. Estimates are that Elon Musk, by destroying USAID, caused the death of more than 1M people. I'm calling for the International Criminal Court (ICC) to arrest, convict, and execute Elon Musk.

FINALLY CONFIRMED! After waiting 40 years, Donald Pedo Trump took revenge by having Barbara Walter’s murdered. I have thoroughly researched this, but asking my own brain. #georgetakei.bsky.social #mcuban.bsky.social #chrislhayes.bsky.social #resist #reptedlieu.bsky.social‬ #gtconway.bsky.social

The worst of the worst? #georgetakei.bsky.social #mcuban.bsky.social #therickwilson.bsky.social‬ #chrislhayes.bsky.social #ronfilipkowski.bsky.social‬ #reptedlieu.bsky.social‬ #ericswalwell.bsky.social #gtconway.bsky.social #meidastouch.com

But what about Hillary’s emails.

I’m sure somebody has said this, but I don’t recall hearing it from any Democrat or the news media. The Republicans have let the ACA subsidies expire for one purpose. Trump asked them to come up a way to destroy Obama’s signature achievement. When enough people don’t renew it will collapse. #resist

In a slap to the face of Black History Month, DJT has ordered Kristi Noem to find and deport Frederick Douglass. #georgetakei.bsky.social #mcuban.bsky.social #therickwilson.bsky.social‬ #chrislhayes.bsky.social #ronfilipkowski.bsky.social‬ #reptedlieu.bsky.social‬ #ericswalwell.bsky.social‬

My three wishes 1. DJT bursts open and a troll jumps out of his carcass. We all take turns kicking the shit out of the Trump troll. 2. Stephen Miller falls on a wooden stake and bursts into flames, 70M MAGAs are freed from spell. 3. Kristi Noem chokes to death on Corey Lewandowski’s dick.

Oh, damn!

Those fuckin' Republicans are the present-day General William Hull, who surrendered Fort Detroit (1812) to British forces without a fight. @jefftiedrich.bsky.social @jojofromjerz.bsky.social @georgetakei.bsky.social @mcuban.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #resist #bluecrew #fascism #MadKingTrump

I’ve always wanted to buy the Mona Lisa and do a paint by numbers job on it, but that would have been crazy, yes? @jefftiedrich.bsky.social @jojofromjerz.bsky.social @georgetakai.bsky.social @mcuban.bsky.social @altnps.bsky.social #resist #bluecrew #fascism #MadKingTrump #TheEmperorHasNoClothes

Then again, pedophile/fascist Trump might just shit himself to death before November. #resist #bluecrew #pedopresident #fascistTrump #Ijustshitmyself #jojofromjerz #jefftiedrich #borowitzreport

Everyone should start saving as much money as they can between now and November. Trump will steal the election by seizing ballots/vote counting machines. This fascist move will require the nation to shut down for as long as it takes to get the real results. #bluecrew #resist #fascism #PedoTrump

BEWARE! Don’t be fooled into thinking that this is the end of our orange nightmare. Don’t think the Republicans will wave the white flag, start taxing the rich, 25th amendment Pedophile Trump. Trump and his minions will triple down on stealing or stopping the midterms. #bluecrew #resist

Would the iPhone have stopped Hitler?

Perhaps snow birds will live in Canada in the Spring and Summer and live in Mexico in the Autumn and Winter. #bluecrew #resist #markcuban #georgetakei #georgeconway #robertreich #petebuttigieg

My favorite sayings: It is what it is. Shit happens. My cup is half full, but with poison. Don’t do today what you can put off until you die. I’m old, fat, and ugly, but I’m not stupid. It’s going to be one of those days. My best friends all have fur and cold noses.

Who knew there would be 70 million fools? Another way to put it, half of everyone you meet is an idiot. #resist #bluecrew #meidastouch.com #aoc.bsky.social #mcuban.bsky.social #stephenking.bsky.social #petebuttigieg.bsky.social #gtconway.bsky.social #jojofromjerz.bsky.social

The Many-Worlds Interpretation is a theory in quantum mechanics that posits that all possible outcomes of quantum measurements are physically realized in separate, equally real universes. In some of those worlds, Kamala Harris won the 2020 election. Those worlds are peaceful, safe, and prosperous.

Man baby still insists he didn't lose the 2020 election.

Nation's Dogs Call for Noem to be Fired So the woman without the self-control to keep it in her pants shot a puppy for being a puppy. #resist #bluecrew #dogmurderer #ICEBarbie #CricketMurdered

Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller attack each other like Praying Mantises, practicing sexual cannibalism. #resist #bluecrew #fascism #pedoTrump #StephenKing #GeorgeTakei #meidastouch

Border Czar Tom (Tomi) Holman sent to Minnesota.

The NTSB on Tuesday presented a cockpit visual simulation demonstrating what contributed to the deadly midair collision between an Army helicopter and an American Airlines jet near Washington, D.C., last year. There was no mention of DEI as being a contributing factor. #bluecrew #resist #NTSB

See Tom Nichols’ excellent review of Donny Dirtbag’s address to the nation. When watching Trump’s address to the nation, it’s best to imagine our Emperor with no clothes. #resist #bluecrew #GeorgeTakei #MeidasTouch #GeorgeConway #RobertReich #PeteButtigieg #MarcElias

FOUND IN THE ARCHIVES Greg Bovino gives a basketball lesson. #bluecrew #blueresisters #resist #TheOnion

…and they gonna kill you too if we don’t stop them… #resist #bluecrew #meidastouch #blueresisters #pedoTrump

Greg Bovino and his mom.

I'm pledging $5,000 to the next reporter called "piggy" by Donald Trump and who responds, "Who are you calling 'piggy', you fat fuck? #resist #blueresisters #traitorTrump #pedoTrump

Laugh my fucking ass off. But seriously, American juries stepping up as another line of defense. It’s time for all juries to find any anti-ICE, anti-Trump, protesters and terrorists NOT GUILTY, regardless of the fake evidence against the defendant. share.google/daW9YvI1zT0t...

Dear Prime Minister Mark Joseph Carney, my Lord, as a representative of The Blue States of America. Please subjugate and absorb us. We kneel in your majesty’s presence. Take us, we beseech you. Thank you for your attention to this matter. PS: Please send our Health Insurance Cards, Post Haste.

I understand Trump is going there, but only to spread the ashes of his best pal, Epstein.

When I was 8 years old, I got so sick with the flu that I had to be hospitalized. The first night there, my fever soared, and I made a mess of the bed. That heaping, steaming pile of poo had an IQ higher than that of our pedophilic, moronic King. We need to talk about how fucking stupid he is...

Trump offers advice on saving money on dinner. A chicken leg, a broccoli sprout, a tortilla shell, and a $.75 cent couple for McDonald's.

I think it’s time for every other country in the world put 1000% tariffs on the United States.

The NAZIS had a way with slogans

I lost Jack on June 3rd of last year. For ten years, he was my bff. He was gentle, sweet, happy, and loving, but he was only of average canine intelligence. The country would be in so much better shape if he were President.

Remember when you were a kid and saw your first terrifying movie with a villain so awful that his image was seared into your brain forever? I give you Stephen Miller.

Without legal migration the SSN trust fund will be bankrupt by 2032, or as the Republicans call it, an expected benefit (bigger yachts).

Trump says things are getting less expensive. Even air is getting expensive at Walmart.

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26% of respondents believe the ICE agent was justified in shooting Renee Good in the face. Who the fuck are these people? So, if I walk into a room occupied by 40 people, ten of them would want me to be shot in the face just for calling Trump an imbecilic, racist, tyrant, mentally ill pedophile.

I fondly remember when the worst news of the day was when that nasty, Muslim, terrorist, Barack Obama, decided to wear a tan suit to the Oval Office.

If Trump, the Republicans, and Christian Nationalists fully implement the Project 2025, including ethnic cleansing, then 175,000,000 of us will have to go. I've already starting packing.

Fuck You, Stephen Miller @jojofromjerz.bsky.social once again tells it like it is with her excellent insight and writing prowess. I believe the migrants and immigrants will go first, followed by the brown people, then the white minority, and finally all first-generation Americans. That's 120M.

Years of damage from Joe Schoen's terrible decisions. In 2020, the Giant GM, Joe Schoen, had 11 draft picks, including #5 and #7, but only two have had a positive impact on the team. He was 1-for-7 in 2023. His choice for Head Coach was terrible, and now he will decide on the next Head Coach.

I just went to a MAGA car dealership and bought a $39,995 LEXUS Certified and gently used auto. The dealer was nice to apply the 6,000% Trump drug price reduction to the sales price. I will receive my $2,399,700 check in five business days.

My birthday was on December 17th. I am 70 years old. I lived through the Kennedy assassination(s), Vietnam, Watergate, both Bushes, and more. So ask me anything. I have all the answers.

This is Jack. He always knew when I needed him. He knew when to rest his head just a little closer. His smile his way of saying, “You’re not alone. I’ve got you.” I thought I rescued him, but he he rescued me every single day for 13 years until this past June. He is all I want for Christmas.