Institutional dems would rather fight progressives than fascists and that tells you all you need to know about "centrism" in this country.

We have universal basic income for the children of millionaires and they still love to work!

Thank God Kelly's people were never treated like this in America or this would be ironic

The quiet part out loud he said

No joke, when I was a kid my dad was helping me with a science project and brought up the concept of safety factor/margin and it really stuck with me and shaped how I look at things and I really think a lot of basic engineering concepts are good for kids to have in mind for just regular life stuff

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

i hope this party just shrivels up into an ash turd

them: it's impossible to change the U.S. health care system to be like EVERY OTHER MAJOR COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHERE IT'S PROVEN TO WORK also them: we're building 200 data centers in your backyards that are each the size of 1,000 football fields in two months

The video games corporation is discontinuing their popular product, the video game

there's apparently a Christian energy drink that's called......... "Agape"

establishment demands an apology from the people winning elections as an express rejection of the establishment

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Graphic design is my passion.

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

My brother, if we win the Democratic Party primaries then we ARE the Democratic Party

Okay. Ai can go bankrupt then. This is not our problem, this sounds like a rich tech billionaire problem.

"He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and...actually, I think he's crying."

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power

This is true In principle, but unfortunately basic science class as I remember it was less an education on critical thinking and the scientific method and more “oh god oh god you all have to pass standardized testing so we get money from the state so please memorize these 300 things.”

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play

I ooze fatherly wisdom.

"Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth."

yeah unfortunately the point at which security agents started manufacturing crimes to so they could arrest people to support the delusions of a single personalist ruler was the point at which the story stopped being silly heavy-handed metaphor and started being of real concern

New reverse kind of FOMO where you go to a thing and find out not all the spouses are there and you could have stayed home.

Happy Father’s Day! It’s not always easy to juggle the demands of being a red-hot zaddy and a juicy DILF, all while maintaining babygirl status. I mean, it is for me

[delivery room] mom: it's a boy. let's name him after you. dad: no, let him go first, i've already got a name. *all the dads high-five*

It’s Father’s Day and maybe some of you do not have a dad in your life for one reason or another. And maybe of that group, some of you need to learn how to shave. Never learned, new to you, been doing it wrong, whatever. So today I will be your dad, and I’m going to teach you to shave.

I guess it's illegal to have a sweet ass now

Algae are prolific producers of oxygen (and consumers of carbon dioxide), en masse producing a huge proportion of the oxygen we breathe, which means that the greening of the Reflecting Pool might be the most pro-climate thing Trump has ever done.

"iS tHeRe a tEcHnoLoGY tHe leFt Is eXcItEd aBoUt" yeah, renewable energy, mRNA vaccines. Lots of cool stuff like that! Probably not the one whose main promise was cutting payrolls

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

The devil is in the details. (I will someday finish painting this!)

I call Elon Musk a Nazi because he's an avowed white supremacist who undermines democracies, incites pogroms, targets minorities, intentionally caused the death of >750,000 people (so far) while laughing about it ("feeding USAID into the wood chipper"), and did a Sieg Heil at Trump's inauguration.

America's roughly 1,100 billionaires (and 1 trillionaire) are collectively worth a record $9.24 trillion. The wealth of the bottom half of the US, roughly 65 million households? $4.3 trillion. It's not radical to tax the rich. It's radical to allow this level of wealth concentration to continue.

What makes my heart heavy is that 13 servicemembers and a school full of girls died for no reason except to attempt to boost a sad old man’s ego

well done

Get on board. InfoWars launches July 2, 8 p.m. EST

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

Me: ...so @theonion.com is trying to dislodge the assets of this psychotic fascist to pay the parents of children slaughtered in a mass shooting whom he was found to have defamed. Time Traveler from 2000: Surely you don't mean *THAT* The Onion? Me: I do. And stop calling me Shirley.

ICE agents detained a man at Bridgeview’s courthouse Wednesday, telling sheriffs they had a warrant but never showing one. Arrests on civil warrants are barred by state law at courthouses, prompting questions of if the detainment violates it — and if so, who will hold them accountable. 🧵/10

love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

I love this. Unmute.

AI art supporters simply do not (or refuse to) understand the human condition

Point blank in broad daylight

The "center-left" is only uninspiring candidates. That's their whole thing. It's a bunch of Jared Polises. The way to gain entry into the center-left is to put on a thorough display of uninspiredness.