Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

I imagine reading your own reviews is like checking your rear-view mirror to see if the person behind you likes that you just stopped at that yellow light.

When you start to be able to tell which Costco employees are on-shift based on the cars in the parking lot -- no notes. Rock on, brother.

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

I won’t even walk across the office to see a coworker’s new baby. Nothing in the world could get me to ride a camel across the desert to deliver essential oils to a newborn in a barn

That time of year when the top 10% highest-functioning of our friends demonstrate how much energy they have to burn with a Christmas card victory lap.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

The Benoit Blanc trilogy might end up as one of the best artistic statements on the diseased conservatism of our era, and l think Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite of the trilogy, largely because it’s Rian Johnson trying to understand Christianity and its adherents more than having a definitive take.

There's special kind of pain when a kid asks you to explain a Garfield joke to them and you're like "My sweet boy, there is no degree of context I could give you to make this joke funny."

Just because something is collectible doesn't mean that you personally need to collect it.

“Measure twice, cut once” is a great rule and can apply to writing too. But my writing career has been more like "measure nine times cut never".

Do you see how the out-of-focus trees in the background seem to bend along an invisible circle? In cinematography this is called the "circle of confusion", and I think it's just so, so pretty

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

i thought i was going insane turns out i’m just paying attention

@birbigs.bsky.social In case you ever see this: You are a big proponent of script read-throughs. What practical tips do you have for handling the crunchy, technical parts of a script like sluglines (and maybe camera direction)? Thanks!

The more I watch and read and write, the more I realize my personal pure, uncut drug is A COMPELLING FRAMING DEVICE. Completely unsexy, absolutely not at the top of anyone's mind, but it is MY THING. Fully. It is very closely related to the improve concept of a "game".

Every time you make an artistic choice based on what you think "most other people" want, you exclude a flock of little weirdos that would like the same weird things that make you happy.

It's pretty cool because no one's ever told me what a context clue is, but I figured it out. I used environmental hints.

Sorry I was late to our meeting. I was trying to see if I could sing This Is What It Sounds Like all the way through without crying.

Sure thing. I just need about 15 more minutes to feel some feelings really quick, and then I'll be right with you.

putting on glasses in the superman universe to rob a bank

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Turns out I can only tolerate high levels of caffeine during Democratic presidencies.

I would have put them in a different order, but yeah:

Yesterday my 7-year-old son said: Tomorrow is Birdigo Day! And since we've logged 47.2 hours playing the DEMO alone, buying @johnaugust.bsky.social's delightful, relaxing, compulsively playable game had to be how we started our day today. store.steampowered.com/app/3264170/...

Waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me this morning. Time to relocate and start a new life.

me and the boys are gonna endorse each other on LinkedIn later if you wanna come thru

"Somewhere along the way, we must have failed him." 📖 Cartoon Laughs, 1967 #magazinetimemachine

Some people's whole character arc is that they used to drink Coors and now they drink Coors light

Very cool to realize, every once in a while, that I live on the planet as Alison Krauss's voice.

cognitive dissonance canceling headphones

My "I got kicked out of a rabbit themed group chat" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

Oh my god

new streaming service but it's just every single film karina longworth talks about or references on any given season of you must remember this

If I could rent a billboard to promote one movie I've seen in the last year it would be, hands down, MY OLD ASS. I cannot recommend it more highly if you are a human of some kind. It is *so smart* and *so moving* and *so beautiful*. Please, please watch it. Please.

In 1941, the US Ambassador to Belgium interviewed Hitler. When Life magazine published it, they prefaced it like this:

See if you can figure out what this ad from 1984 is selling before the reveal…

The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Gene Beane thorough in her grooming routine

NUH UH I'm so excited

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Whether you are out or not, just questioning, or somewhere in-between, you are valid and matter. Gender is a wonderful diverse spectrum and being ourselves makes the world a better brighter place. Support trans people on #TDOV and always. 🏳️‍⚧️

This is what a loving Mexican gray wolf family looks like ❤️

Cat latte. ₍^. .^₎ #art #stopmotion

Should I bring out some more little plates? Is your boosh not yet amused?

I want a super liminal PG silent hill game but scooby doo

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: if I don’t speak up about every single topic and bad news event, it doesn’t mean I don’t care. I care deeply and it’s just overwhelming with so much happening. I’m quietly helping others however I can. Many people are too, so give folks a break.

You ever watch an old animated movies and think maaaaan they used to MAKE STUFF! We have the talent now too and it’s all just squandered! Not to be a boomer or whatever but what’s happening in animation now is a tragedy. Not to say there’s not good stuff now at all, but ugh just let these ppl loose!

Texting Jesus like 👣👣 👣👣 👣 ┐ 👣 │ 👣 ├ ??? 👣 │ 👣 ┘ 👣👣 👣👣