Sure thing. I just need about 15 more minutes to feel some feelings really quick, and then I'll be right with you.

putting on glasses in the superman universe to rob a bank

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Turns out I can only tolerate high levels of caffeine during Democratic presidencies.

I would have put them in a different order, but yeah:

Yesterday my 7-year-old son said: Tomorrow is Birdigo Day! And since we've logged 47.2 hours playing the DEMO alone, buying @johnaugust.bsky.social's delightful, relaxing, compulsively playable game had to be how we started our day today. store.steampowered.com/app/3264170/...

Waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me this morning. Time to relocate and start a new life.

me and the boys are gonna endorse each other on LinkedIn later if you wanna come thru

"Somewhere along the way, we must have failed him." 📖 Cartoon Laughs, 1967 #magazinetimemachine

Some people's whole character arc is that they used to drink Coors and now they drink Coors light

Very cool to realize, every once in a while, that I live on the planet as Alison Krauss's voice.

oh we’re all just gonna pretend it’s not a problem that regional tax incentives are moving film jobs to Tatooine

cognitive dissonance canceling headphones

My "I got kicked out of a rabbit themed group chat" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

Oh my god

new streaming service but it's just every single film karina longworth talks about or references on any given season of you must remember this

If I could rent a billboard to promote one movie I've seen in the last year it would be, hands down, MY OLD ASS. I cannot recommend it more highly if you are a human of some kind. It is *so smart* and *so moving* and *so beautiful*. Please, please watch it. Please.

In 1941, the US Ambassador to Belgium interviewed Hitler. When Life magazine published it, they prefaced it like this:

See if you can figure out what this ad from 1984 is selling before the reveal…

The train from L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

Gene Beane thorough in her grooming routine

NUH UH I'm so excited

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Whether you are out or not, just questioning, or somewhere in-between, you are valid and matter. Gender is a wonderful diverse spectrum and being ourselves makes the world a better brighter place. Support trans people on #TDOV and always. 🏳️‍⚧️

This is what a loving Mexican gray wolf family looks like ❤️

Cat latte. ₍^. .^₎ #art #stopmotion

Should I bring out some more little plates? Is your boosh not yet amused?

I want a super liminal PG silent hill game but scooby doo

I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again: if I don’t speak up about every single topic and bad news event, it doesn’t mean I don’t care. I care deeply and it’s just overwhelming with so much happening. I’m quietly helping others however I can. Many people are too, so give folks a break.

You ever watch an old animated movies and think maaaaan they used to MAKE STUFF! We have the talent now too and it’s all just squandered! Not to be a boomer or whatever but what’s happening in animation now is a tragedy. Not to say there’s not good stuff now at all, but ugh just let these ppl loose!

Texting Jesus like 👣👣 👣👣 👣 ┐ 👣 │ 👣 ├ ??? 👣 │ 👣 ┘ 👣👣 👣👣

Why, You grave but reckless senators, have you thus Given Hydra here to choose an officer

This refrain is heard so often in my house we should set it to music. How are they not all competing to be the movie-star hero who stands up & says "Fascism? Not on my watch!"? (Not asking for answers; I know the reasons politically. I don't get the psychology. I fantasize about doing this all day!)

more of this, we are collecting important information

Which species of human are you: (a) This new bag is going to fix everything! (b) This new journal is going to fix everything!

thank you god for killing the other guy amen

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

Nature called: she wants her shit back.

As a kid, I always wondered where the Bond villains got their money. Upsetting to find out as an adult.

The way a baboon butt looks to you is the way your whole body looks to a baboon. Just a mess of hairless nonsense.

painted this morning

Do you think anyone made Captain Ahab a shirt that says "Women fear me. Fish want me."? Cause I think that would have been pretty great.

You don't have to say corrupt politician you can just say politician

no action has more of an antiChrist ring to it than an act to "eradicate anti-Christian bias" — especially when it comes from one who, in the first wave of his presidency, struck down programs designed to bring life-saving grace to the poor, the sick, the vulnerable, the immigrant, the refugee

Guy in first Groundhog Day pitch meeting: You know how a lot of rodents are clairvoyant?

oh my god punxsutawney phil has a gun!!

someday I'll do something with aplomb

This banner ad took my breathi away

Feel like there’s enough happening so far this year that I could try to pull off a propeller hat with no one really noticing,