Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Wes Streeting photographed earlier today.

Wes Streeting irons his jeans

What's this, a new trend?

Wes Streeting sews name labels into his M&S y-fronts

Wes Streeting paints all his walls and ceilings beige.

Wes Streeting writes to Points Of View about Noel’s House Party’s crude language

Wes Streeting ONLY builds Lego to the instructions.

Wes Streeting rotates the square in Tetris.

I feared my favourite places no longer had spines in bone broth - imagine my surprise when someone told me they were back in stock.

Wes Streeting sky pluses This Morning.

Wes Streeting shouts "Sack the juggler" every time someone drops a pint in a pub.

Wes Streeting screeches “Look what the cat dragged in!” Across the bar as he sips from his Malibu and pineapple.

Wes Streeting drives a Ford Mondeo.

OH NO I'M SLIGHTLY LESS RICH AND HE'S USING MY MONEY TO LOOK AFTER LESS WELL-OFF PEOPLE HOW DARE HE My heart bleeds for the rich New Yorkers - someone needs to tell them to get some bloody perspective.

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Welp, the country is fucked if it thinks a bunch of flag shaggers led by a rich cunt is the way forwards. Only good thing out of this is it might tip Labour towards booting out the ruinous cabal that took over and put Starmer in charge.

It's almost like letting vulture capitalists own businesses is bad for the high street... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hench onion soup. #art #soup

Only put a subwoofer in your bum if it has flared bass

Nottingham you were BRILLIANT. Tonight is our LAST SHOW on the Pure Elegance Tour. LONDON LET’S PARTY!!!

A Ninja Sex Party show is really something special Where else are you gonna get to see a group of costumed freaks play Korn's Freak on a Leash while a guy dressed as a ninja stuffs corn down his trousers? 😂

NINJA SEX PARTY

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

Rumours coming out that there's a new type of instant photo technology. More on this story as it develops.

Fledged juvenile blue tit on my bird feeder - it's old enough to pick from the fat balls and does, but its parent is also here and I love the quivery wings as the parent blue tit feeds their baby ❤️

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Titch

Artists, if you see this post a bird. 🪶 Any art form; no-AI

meep

"How does K9 do a poo when he hasn't got a bumhole?" was one of the many insightful questions 3 yr-old Ellis asked today. 😁

When I send nudes

The Spodge

Oh look, the vulture capitalist culture wins yet again. Nationalise everything. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Brimstone butterflies flitting and flirting at Fairburn Ings

CHAMPIONES CHAMPIONES OLE OLE OLE

GET IN WE ARE GOING UP

If you’d like a Silly Little Guy to use as an avi, my DMs are open. It would REALLY help us as my wife’s mobility scooter charger has died. Usual rules apply: ⭐️£30 each ⭐️no portraits ⭐️nothing complicated, just simple silly guys As always, shares are very much appreciated ❤️

I have apparently wildly upset the Pro AI community for setting fire to an ai slop character in Minecraft as a joke. This was a fun moment where we set fire to Rome Because of the upset, I will be viciously mocking pro AI users further in future, because it's quite entertaining to do so

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Don't forget to check out my new video: Playing The WORST WII GAMES OF ALL TIME! youtu.be/GNvUKSp5bPw A massive thank you to everyone who has already watched and shared it 😀

Darkest truth about me: I would let the duck in

It's Sunday! Fancy a round of golf? No....good. because this is "Golfwinks"! New episode on #YouTube now!!! youtu.be/xXxNoPJjOSM?... @ashens.bsky.social @oliverharper.bsky.social @cheapshow.bsky.social

Tottenham Hotspur...

Bookmarks! Link in bio

🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨 Playing The WORST WII GAMES OF ALL TIME! Time for more horrible games! I'm subjecting myself to the WORST games on each platform... This time, it's the Wii! youtu.be/GNvUKSp5bPw (Please spam that YouTube hype!)

Noah Wyle also banned cellphones on the set and brought in a lending library that everyone can contribute to. He said the background actors are the best read people in Hollywood right now.