Perks of working for an airline: I've got two overseas breaks lined up before the end of February. Disadvantages of working for an airline: I'm always too bloody busy.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Is there anything more wholesome than baking gingerbread? ☺️

As ever, is it really Christmas until Mr Blobby saves the Nakatomi Plaza?

The internet box has finally been installed in Yorkshire...no more waiting for hours to download a picture of a butt 🤣

Just noticed a setting that every short form social media platform should have - the ability to block people from quote posting. 10/10 no notes for that setting.

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...

Guess I'll post this again

#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 5. Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM??? #DosGaming 💾

Facebook reels pulling some shady advertising shit - they position the X to close at the top right but make sure the slide the ad right at the moment people would be expected to click the X

Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k! It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!

And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet

My beautiful ginger son

Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen. I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

HAIL XENOXXX

Smol house

brb, starting a pharmacy and healthcare company for penguins called Noots

Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.

Men sending unsolicited dick pics be like

Now taking bets on whether this Ashes test will be finished by the end of tomorrow's play...

Also from the leader of the Green Party @zackpolanski.bsky.social on TdoR

The ellipsis is doing all the necessary work.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

"You don't speak German, Tom." "Well, you can't really talk, Martin." "Touché."

Dick Advocaat is my favourite football manager who is also a euphemism for sperm.

Soon time to go to work for another 12 hours of watching Netflix series. Winter is here for my industry!

Someone should do this every time Labour does something that is entirely against the whole Labour ethos.

Strong language incoming… If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world. Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I feel that @confuseddude.bsky.social would endorse this message #sportstime

🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨 Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025! For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform. youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4 (Please spam that YouTube hype!)

A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art

Many of us will be hoping that sports time makes a welcome return, but also we’re just happy that ace content creators can keep creating ace content ❤️

Buy Now Pay Later - if you're having to use it to pay for food, then the system somewhere is fucked up. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... In this case, there are several answers - make food more affordable, pay people more, and bar buy now pay later for anything less than a set amount.

"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."

In November 1996, the classic Simpsons episode 'You Only Move Twice' aired, where Homer, a poorly educated white American male, cluelessly helps his evil tech billionaire employer destroy American democracy It's lucky this wasn't one of those times the Simpsons predicted the future. That'd be awful

This is the kind of parking ticket we should absolutely be paying off. I wish this was an option in the UK

how your email finds me

lmao

me flirting….

This is what people want in their leaders. Not gifted courtside show tickets. A man who sits with the people. We need a Zohran in the UK. @zackpolanski.bsky.social your turn!

Took five minutes to check on how Twitter’s doing. Uninstalled that shit almost instantly. What a racist cesspool.

The difference between the two defences in this Spurs Chelsea game is remarkable - Spurs try to play it out from the back (still baffling to me that teams do this) whereas Chelsea look to break at speed. Chelsea's approach looks way more productive.

There's a saying that goes "Correlation does not necessarily equal causation". Usually that's a good way to look at statistics. But looking at this, I think there is a clear and obvious link. Nationalise public transport. @zackpolanski.bsky.social @greenparty.org.uk

Oh please let tonight be the night that Canada wins American baseball.