Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Everything okay man? We’re in a cutscene near the end of the prologue and the music stopped when you walked up

This is me, but for porn movies

Video games. They’re over. Go outside. Read a book, nerd

This is also why, say, they don't immediately start working on a new Pikmin. Because the dude who does the 3D modeling of the items is currently working on like Mario Kart. And keeping all those people employed feels more important than putting out a new Pikmin.

"shits and giggles" is a weird expression. i thought i was like most people in only liking one of those two things. well, goodnight

I feel like once every two days I log onto this app and go “why is everything so fucking stupid” lmaooo

i truly cannot grasp the minds of people who watch film or tv adaptations of books they like just hoping to see the page rendered exactly on the screen. a completely alien way of moving through the world

Me before clocking in at the getting pissed off factory

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Did you or did you not buff your charisma before talking to my wife?

I’m not taking advice about cursive from someone who can’t even get their grammar right

Something I love about social media is how so many people resist on relitigating elections that happened two, six, eight years ago, forever

you know what, maybe fuck this game actually lol

I understand the logic if you’re a smaller indie game doing this but this is the one game that is guaranteed to make at least one billion dollars, you can print some fucking discs

Reading this summary and my main takeaway is that this person who went and decided to do a mass shooting did not have a strictly coherent political ideology and it feels like the next logical thought is “no shit” and not whatever the fuck this dude is saying

Moira MacTaggart

Bamtan is fighteng the Jonker

tragic news . . . . . remember u always

I resent the video-fication of podcasting. That's just a TV show. Podcasts aren't supposed to be for hot people. They have everything else

There is something about a newspaper going “here’s your email full of GOOD news!” that feels very condescending, to me

I think we gotta bring this one back after this week

I’m just being a hater but to a one every single one of those direct-to-video DC adaptations looks ugly as sin to me. Totally rizzless

i think it’s kind of a pointless exercise to judge before/after videos of voice lines in the new Star Fox. like wow i’m really surprised that you prefer the lines that imprinted on you as a child over the ones you’re hearing for the first time at age 38. that’s so crazy

Just thinking about the ending of THE SOPRANOS before noon on a Monday, as one does

It’s weird to get angry about comic book stuff when about three times a year Marvel is like “what if all our characters were werewolves and we call it werewolves unlimited and the werewolves are eventually stopped by Astro from the Jetsons who is introduced as a member of the Inhumans”

Finally figured out what this was in reference to and it is SO stupid

I think about how Stan Lee, for all his sins, would decline to dumb down vocabulary in comic books - you know, for children? - on the basis that they would either understand words they don’t know via context or get curious enough to seek out what their definition

the ff7 remakes are so funny. you play as 6 powerful wizards who fly around like goku and do devastating cinematic tag team attacks on enemies like "bird" and "beetle"

YouTube has started doing this thing where it defaults your subscription page to a “for you” page rather than just showing me subbed videos newest to oldest and: What the fuck is wrong with you

why does the nintendo news app of all things have a screenshot blackout

I was just arrested for trying to make The Office today

Real talk: SPIDER-MAN 3 has the best take on Eddie Brock, at least conceptually, as he relates to Spider-Man. He’s the Evil Variant that the design suggests in the comics but he never actually is, in favor of being made of muscle and tongue and eating brains (????)

Zero. Every television program goes on exactly as long as it needs to

It’s happening again. The hype is overtaking me

i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one

Hello, my friend!

the name's Bon—(suddenly remembering i'm supposed to be keeping a low profile)—k. (visibly thinking really hard for like ten seconds) James Bonk.

Link used his slingshot to irritate Jabu-Jabu’s hanging uvula

I’m not trying to be a shooter for a multinational corporation but it was wild to realize how prevalent a view “Switch 2 is an abject failure” is among like, ostensible Nintendo megafans

nobody hates Zelda more than the Zelda subreddit nobody hates Switch 2 more than the Switch 2 subreddit nobody hates Mina the Hollower more than the Mina the Hollower subreddit not sure when it came to be that the biggest gaming enthusiasts became the biggest haters of the thing they profess to love

Ah, it’s going to be Discourse (Annoying) today, is it

i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time

i’m not saying the ocarina remake will follow the same arc here but i do remember when the street fighter 6 logo came out and everyone freaked out and thought capcom was turning it into a tom clancy game based on absolutely nothing

The new Xenoblade game has a different name depending on the region you're in.

Okay one: Why does every engagement-bait headline/blurb insist on including the word “replacement.” I feel like I see it all the time (“Amazon’s THE BOYS replacement gets an update” etc) Two: It’s so fucking disappointing to see Polgyon gutted and debased like this lmao