"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

nintendo announced, revealed and cemented the details of the starfox 64 remake in intervals too fast for the general populace to realise what was happening, in accordance with the Shock Therapy theories of post-soviet economic liberalisation, outlined in naomi klein's The Shock Doctrine

the best nintendo announcements are the ones that leave everyone a little confused

They’re calling it the most remade game of all time

I feel like we’re averaging a Met Gala every four months at this point

I’m just glad someone out there is finally recognizing STAR WARS

Too many people are living like this

I know this is just the inherent sickness of AAA gamedev but seems like you could just put MCC on PS5

Fundamentally there’s something to the “games should cost more” argument, at least at a certain level of the industry, but like so much else with the economy cost is completely decoupled from wages and that’s the problem

It's the weekend, baby

Today is the only day you can post this:

Look, I understand the idea that a lot of people go through a regressive “edgelord” phase, and that may include shit like this, and people grow out of it and change. That’s not the same thing as this and people should stop fucking saying it all the time!

I will never forget getting into a *heated* argument with a friend on Facebook who was livid that this review was not just a nuts-and-bolts “is this worth your money” product review. It’s also a really good piece I think about like once a week

Japanese TV commercial for Super Mario Land 2 on Game Boy, which gives you a plasticine look at the worlds in the 1992 follow-up of the handheld's launch title. The game also introduces Wario, who appears in the commercial, as spoiler culture isn't a thing yet #gaming #retro #Nintendo 🎮

a lot of Resident Evil fans are haveing an accident because the new movie doesn’t have Leon or whatever, meaning it’s not a “good adaptation.” i am begging people to learn that to adapt literally means to change

The lab leak continues to be one of the most worrying cases of mass conspiratorial thinking in America. Zero evidence for it, but the right is frothing at the mouth to imprison anyone even remotely involved with COVID origins research and the center still thinks it's important to ask questions.

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

It’s funny how much this just gives the game away. “Being canceled is when I don’t get the professional opportunities and accolades I feel I am owed”

For a movie I know was nominally made by actual human beings I’m trying to imagine a way MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE could feel more AI generated

I wholeheartedly agree with this but I also wonder how much this is specific to Lee. Seems like if you have a full-time job running a company drawing a monthly book on top of that is ill advised?

All respect to Lee and glad he's taking care of his issues, but I also wonder about an industry where cutting back to working until 1am every weekday instead of until 4am, and "only" during daylight hours on every weekend day is considered healthy.

Look I’m not saying that it’s good to attack gatherings of people with guns, obviously. But calling an annual dinner party of high-profile media figures a ritual that “defines democracy” is a bit much, isn’t it

Yall remember that guy Marvel had who was a Hulk that had Wolverine claws

Interesting sentence to read on a Monday morning

The thing about this stuff is like. Neither of the supposed false flags have any meaningful upside for the people supposedly engineering them, and a lot more risk if they go sideways. Especially in a case where the patsy is captured alive!

mainly i just wish everything wasn’t so fucking stupid all the time lmao

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It's Friday night baby

“These would be the years all the stars of [POPULAR SHOW] were born if the first episode aired in 2026” shut! the fuck! up!!!!!!!!!!

We need to stop accepting views expressed on Twitter as real opinions. The sooner everyone assumes that the median post on that website is done in bad faith and principally designed to chase clout, the sooner we stop letting these fake controversies take up all the oxygen in the room.

lmao

I’m old enough to remember when this game came out 14 years ago and everyone was like “lol what a stupid-ass name, why would anyone say that with a straight face” and now we hear that word like six times a day

I’m not sure if I’ve just effectively insulated myself from Discourse but it is interesting that there doesn’t seem to be Massive Loser Outrage about Brie Larson re: MARIO GALAXY

console lifespans being longer and people generally being more stupid than ever means every switch 2 game announcement is met with a chorus of “it’s anti-consumer that this isn’t on switch 1 too” comments. i think some people genuinely have no idea what the purpose of a new console is

I think this is sort of a powerful moment in the simpsons that is applicable to our current time in many ways

Here’s a question: If you vote THEN make it clear what your policy preferences are, why are the candidates spending all that money on a fucking campaign where they talk about what they’re going to do in exchange for your vote

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In fairness he’s doing his part to facilitate this

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Yeah, I love mogging

Christ

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

It’s the “please get back to work” that gets me most. Can’t stop Producing even when one of your colleagues is literally dying

Watched “Chicanery” today. Live footage of me processing my thoughts on “Chicanery”