The weird thing about this post is the blue dress doesn’t have anything to do with this? It’s an entirely different scandal lol

The Oates thing feels like it was a million years ago

I know this is just bad-faith bullshit and I try really hard not to amplify this stuff for dunking purposes but I think maybe Megyn does not know what “barely legal” meana

i feel like the white pikachu

HORIZON might be a cursed franchise

I knew it would be bad going in, but I’m kinda baffled at just *how* bad Hush 2 has been

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

i still love how it's implied france exists in the zelda canon by there being a mane style called ''french-braided mane'' in totk

“NICKNAME: SQUIRMER”

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

The funny thing about the James Bond troubles is how the Daniel Craig years lightly suggest the idea that “James Bond” is a code name passed down, but then one of the movies coincides with the 50th anniversary so it’s like “here are all the gadgets you have used throughout your long tenure, James”

A review is an op-ed by definition. You’re just upset at the criteria being used.

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys

I don’t know shit about shit wrt competitive MAGIC but it’s always really funny when they ban cards for tournaments. My brothers in Christ you made the cards

You can always tell when you have your finger on the pulse when you’re pulling out a ginned up controversy at least three controversies old and also a thing that largely ended, charitably, three years ago

Pretty tired of being mad all the time

Do kids know about I Ate The Bones

Steven Universe ⭐️

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

An ending that implies, at least before sequels came about, that civilization is gone and nature has retaken the planet

Today's video game for the Nintendo DS is Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, developed by Vanpool and published by Nintendo! It was released on September 14, 2007. #DS #Nintendo #Gaming #Zelda #TheLegendofZelda #Tingle

Vincie baby you still got it

Once had a very weird day where my college girlfriend and I broke up and then we like…kept hanging out, including getting lunch at a Cheeseburger in Paradise

Gotta say the “they forgot to never forget” rhetoric today rings pretty hollow as someone who has object permanence enough to remember when that many deaths a day was just the price you had to pay for the freedom to go out to dinner or to the mall or be required to go to your job or school

average bluesky poster

It is 2025. We don’t need to do HAMILTON Discourse

Things feel pretty on the nose lately

Alan Wake 2

once again posting The Chart

Here’s a question: In STAR TREK, is a symbiont who has never been joined a sapient creature as we understand it, or is it essentially a receptacle for the thoughts, experiences, personalities of the hosts it carries forward throughout the years

Short form video is killing gaming and the fastest selling console in US history just launched and layoffs are the only answer and multiple franchises are seeing record setting launches and we need to expand use of AI to make more games faster and we've had huge increases in release count each year.

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

Part of what's destroyed any momentum for the show has been the *constant* long breaks. It built itself with consistent yearly seasons for almost ten years, and then the following ten years has just been "Oh, y'know, whenever." Then nobody knows when the damn thing is on or even that it came out.

everything is so fucking stupid all the time

When your Chotiner interview is going great

Chaos suggestion

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Parasite Eve (1998) was an RPG from Square for the Sony PlayStation. In SquareSoft's first M-rated title, the power of mitochondria awakens in New York City on Christmas Eve! Rookie cop, Aya Brea, is swept into a quest to track down and stop the horror before it is too late. (a cellular thread)

I've said it to death but Disco Elysium's final moment is telling you, the player, "Please, please please please, do not let your political ideology become so all encompassing that you forget to be a person, this is where it leads," and then a ton of people finished the game and did the opposite.

This is also such a Gamer-Brain Take. Why didn’t the game that was massively popular five years ago only have one year of meaningful updates, as opposed to being a live-service forever game nightmare from a company that mostly doesn’t do that???

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

"time to log into a website before bedtime and get mad again" - all of us for some reason??

25 years