Hostage-taking is terrorism. You are not "the good guys."

Happy Rapture day, everybody!

The cats swap their favorite spots once in a while. Dean can be king of the Costco trash while Frank holds down the front window observation point

Evil. They are fucking evil. #AbolishICE

Wouldst thou like to live pain-free?

Also glad to know who to cite for this incredible photo. Ashlee Rezin, Chicago Sun-Times.

Dua Lipa takes #sqrlpix ❤️ Stars, they're just like us

One of the truly underappreciated befuckenings begetting enshittification via monopoly. [clear channel has attempted to sidle out of the chat] I'M TALKING TO YOU, TOO, ASSHOLE.

This

Y'all, it's the first day of Halloween. Happy New Year, happy autumn, happy spoopy season.

Are we going to keep putting pressure on to keep NexStar merger from happening or are we standing down now?

Major breaking news: There are 4 baby squirrels! I repeat, 4 baby squirrels! #Sqrlpix #squeeeeee (there's one at left where you can just see the tail)

The sibling energy OMGGGGG

Iz first day of fallings. You gets me and bowtie. Dat it.

I shared this despite sometimes being on the other side of my own autism, because priorities.

*refuses Tylenol to own the libs* *suffers pain to own the libs* *refuses vaccines to combat the woke mind virus* *dies of a preventable disease, but at least didn’t die from the woke mind virus*

I feel like I need a diagram to explain this joke to people who keep doing "ew stop referencing a space show for babies when you are complaining about fascism." Disney made Andor. They made a thing about how fascism is bad and then they did some fascism. That's it. That's the joke.

While I'm talking about pop culture jokes and political commentary I just want to be very clear that when I say "fuck Ted Faro" I actually mean Ted Faro, the villain of Horizon Zero Dawn I am definitely for sure not referencing any real dipshit billionaires, however uncanny the resemblance

Anyway fuck Ted Faro

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

?? Leggys fell off ??

RALLY TIME. Classroom #6 is down to $145. Can we finish funding this project before the end of the day? www.donorschoose.org/project/the-...

In the words of a famous Reddit, this is not about the Iranian Yogurt.

The Morning Monty accepts this sunny tribute.

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Color me unsurprised.

The alien abductors have the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST SHIT on Wednesday.

Houston, we have purring!* * Note that it could be self-reassurance purring, but also she’s devouring her lunch, so maybe she’s just happy to be petted and fed.

Portland! This is the week! Pop on your best mask and come talk about sapphics and Gothics and historical romance! everout.com/portland/eve... #Romancelandia

“I am going to do my own independent research*” *skim the first search result, a sponsored article aggregated from several other aggregated articles, clearly written by AI, on the most ad-filled, virus-ridden website you’ve ever seen in your life

I was a Christian pastor for 14 years, that's why I have no idea what the Pentateuch is

Now I want to tell people they have offensively bad indices when I insult them

pssst hey want some news about FAMILY DEMONS, the next #comic from @alepresser.com and myself? This is now an unlocked post. www.patreon.com/posts/state-...

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

If Jimmy Kimmel is a real one, he’ll call for solidarity with all of the academics and students under fire for their speech about Palestine and Kirk

Also does Kimmel coming back mean the Rapture is cancelled, please someone tell me, I've having a terrible time keeping track of these things

Book Moon!

this is the vibe i wish to evoke for the new year 5785 youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc?...

Grown adults fixated on genitalia is the real concern.

We are two weeks out from Banned Books Week 2025, so now is really a great time to get involved!

If this week had you mad and taking action against censorship, might I recommend finding a way to join the fight against book bans? Readers: uniteagainstbookbans.org/take-action/ Authors: @authorsabb.bsky.social

Gabi didn't get any play time today so she's extra wild and I have to keep admonishing her "no human flesh, Gabi. We don't eat people." She is expressing her excitement at seeing me with her teeth. I have had to mom voice her several times, and she's only been out for like 3 minutes

First day of autumn. It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.

In addition to scraping your uploads for "generative AI" training, Academia dot edu is going to start claiming rights to your personal info— *including your signature & voice*— for anything they see fit. So now'd be a good time to remove all of your uploaded works, & then delete your whole account.

This was making the rounds a dozen years ago at the same time the Perfect Drug/Shake it Off mashup was blowing up. Sounds like it's time to remind people that that exists as well.

Alt: Screenshot of @atlmeagsnow "How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers."

Hopped onto NextDoor to see if anyone was giving anything good away for the Rapture, but apparently my neighborhood is not full of believers. There is someone in Glendale giving away a rooster, though. Not b/c of the rapture. B/c they "raised it from a Trader Joe's fertile egg" & can't keep it.