Just found out all the Gods and Goddesses in the new Odyssey are being played by MERE MORTALS. Outrageous. An affront to Deities and Deity culture everywhere.

This headline confused the shit out of me until I realised it was a Dutch website.

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

A lot of replies in varying degrees of kindly to smugly saying it doesn’t have to be expensive if you just make your compost, use seeds from last year’s crop, and make growing towers out of milk crates. My guys, TIME is ALSO a cost, and a lot of people don’t have enough of that, either!

Those who learn from history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it.

I have been lectured to my entire life that the greatest sin in politics is to look down on these cosmically ignorant fuckwits, or to hold them accountable for their decisions. We're just supposed to flatter their Illusions and dutifully repair all the shit they destroy.

The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road www.wsj.com/business/boe...

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*desperate laugh* Surely - surely! - the zenith of the tech grift x wellness grift collab is getting rubes poopmaxxing to be on a leaderboard, right? Right?!?!

Americans have to accept inflation and higher gas prices because if they don’t the US won’t be a superpower anymore? My man, do not threaten me with a good time.

Maryland's new anti-predatory pricing law stops stores from using your personal info to charge you more than others. If only we could slow the way we give out that info. www.thebanner.com/opinion/colu...

me after I sow:

This was a well-written and thoughtful article so naturally the replies and quotes are filled with people accusing the author of supporting eugenics.

#OtD 13 May 1985 Philadelphia police attacked the home of Black liberation and environmental group MOVE, then dropped a bomb on it, killing 5 adults and 6 children, destroying 61 homes in the predominantly Black neighbourhood, and making 250 people homeless.

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A book review that not only makes you want to pick up the book, but reconsider your relationship with birth trauma, your mother, her mother, and mozzarella cheese sticks all at once. (complimentary)

A fun way to celebrate RIO, released on this day in 1982 💃🏻 #duraniversary 🎨 ruby perman

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Watching David Attenborough get highly deserved praised for his century is reminding me: There is no crisis of masculinity, as such. We have plenty of positive male role models in our society. They just aren’t being pushed into young men’s feeds by nihilistic ad networks and social platforms.

Sir D A birthday yarnbomb, observed in the wilds of Richmond

Bird Of Paradise Just Staring At David Attenborough During Courtship Dance

The thing is, Madonna’s “Vogue” shouldn’t exist as is in the Devil Wears Prada Universe because the magazine Vogue doesn’t exist. If anything, the song and the style of Harlem ballroom dance that Madonna was inspired by would be called “Runway.” Judge Lance Ito: The question was “How do you plead?”

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

i post this every year because men soaking in toxic masculinity are all “why can’t we get women” and Tom Holland dances in drag and lands one of the hottest women on the planet, maybe there’s a lesson here guys

This was a journey (laudatory)

“So we’re trading stickers we can’t see,” Sophie says. “Yes,” Ms. Delgado answers. “And we know we have them because of the list.” “Yes.” “And nobody is in charge of the list.” “That’s correct.” Liam raises his hand. “What if someone takes the stickers?”

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war

In a time of large-scale enshittification a reminder that good writing and thinking are not only still possible but are actually out there.

Next on Fox 45: In April, Baltimore set a record for its fewest monthly homicides ever But to these affluent white people in highly segregated neighborhoods, crime feels more out of control than ever Coming up next, we'll hear how they say Mayor Brandon Scott is failing them

I will repeat, because it bears repeating: Fox 45 once did a piece about a Baltimore County cop who lived in York who killed his girlfriend, who lived in Baltimore County, in Baltimore County and the giant chyron read “City in Crisis.”

“When she was pregnant during the pandemic, she told her landlord because she was dying for connection. The landlord, apparently wary of tenants with children, put the place up for sale the next day, and she had to move.” What???

i’m not haunted. please dont put it in the newspaper that i’m haunted

This man - performed as an homage to a white actor who played a racist caricature of a Black person And because of this - a fundraiser for the cops charged w/ Freddie Gray’s death was canceled (too racist for them!) - lost his cop job in the 80s Now he whines that people only see the blackface 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve seen Baltimore experience four homicides in a day - even the span of a few hours - countless times. April just saw 4 homicides for the entire month, a single-month, all-time low for the records we have going back to 1970. www.thebanner.com/community/lo...

Again, when I say men need hobbies this is not what I mean!

Speaking as a historian, just wanna add that we are almost certainly going to receive an Era Name that none of us wants or expects

SPACE RUPAUL: remember, it’s always polite to let the other man shoot first GUEST JUDGE YODA: old Michelle is

There is absolutely no way anyone in the administration will understand a joke about the French and Indian War. That’s half the joke.🔥🔥🔥

the British monarch gives a regular speech to parliament and in the room where they make them wait before going on there’s a framed copy of Charles I’s death warrant. just a fun historical fact, no reason to bring it up

Over 50% of American adults can't read above a 6th grade reading level, and this is an absolutely catastrophic civil rights crisis with implications for every facet of individual and collective life, including processing political statements by politicians, doctors, and so on

How can people critically evaluate disinformation and misinformation if they literally don't know how to read at an adult level?

Shocked, shocked I am

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Were they tipped off by the fact that trans athletes weren't a problem for all of human history until conservatives started purchasing every major media institution in 2013 or so

It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."

Give this video a Peabody, an Emmy, a Pulitzer even though it’s not eligible, literally every award possible.

My kids have to go through active shooter drills at school ad nauseum and worry about when their time will come and these ghouls wanted to continue with this event after all this? Jeebus Cripes, man. Jeebus Cripes.