Don't threaten me with a good time.

I realize it's early, but all the models are in agreement (which is rare). If we end up getting 12-18 inches of snow on Sunday, my kids will be home for at least three days next week.

Milk and toilet paper shortages as far as the eye can see.

Some of y'all are weird as hell.

The face of a cat who thinks I won't remember that I gave him treats 30 minutes ago.

Inside the IU locker room at halftime: Cignetti takes a long drag off an unfiltered cigarette, ashes into an empty Miller Lite can, and tells the boys that if they don't win, he's taking the Bills job. Then he throws two linemen through a table at the same time.

Bluesky, the earthquake app.

Mega Stuf is too much Stuf.

Cheap shot.

Echo, boys.

Can't sleep crazy AT&T lady will eat me.

Why does Space Force have a band when space is silent?

This is what this feels like:

He looks like he's doing stand up at Zanies in Chicago.

Gonna put it in terms a lot of folks will understand: Remember when the Empire was extracting kyber crystals on Jedha during Rogue One? That's Greenland.

Ok, well, appreciate you saying this, but how about calling for his censure on the Senate floor? Make his colleagues go on the record. Skeeting at us about it is worth less than a tin of Old Bay.

She doesn't care that I have things to do.

You know what, Europe? Hate on. I'm not mad at you.

I'm having a "the dog will only stop crying if I sit right next to her" type of day.

Meanwhile...

The refs killed Sean McDermott.

What

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --MLK, Jr., 1963

The fact that I'm so hesitant to share anything because nothing seems real anymore already tells me how effed we are.

Did he just invoke the Michael Scott, "the timing was nothing short of predominant" line?

The Ramformation.

WAKE UP THE POPE!

He retreated 25 yards, spun around and fired the ball 40 yards on a dime without looking. He did that.

Pretty much.

Hi.

STOP IT.

Stop it.

Stop it.

I told Kevin about the cayenne in the socks.

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Toasty toes I garontee.

This was definitely Puka Nacua's idea.

How is Jason Statham supposed to save that girl if he's playing QB next week for Denver?

This is a football skeet.

Holy shit

Rough

Gonna eat a 100 g protein burrito from Chipotle just to feel something.

Guys.

A chipotle burrito bowl with 81 g of protein feels aggressive.

Someone hold onto the ball challenge, difficulty level impossible

if someone punches your neighbor and you go to protect them, that does not make you a protester. that makes you someone who protects your neighbor.