Texas, you are hot.

LinkedIn still having a normal one I see.

I just realized that the Panera "Stuff It" song is stolen from The Office episode when David Wallace invents "Suck It".

Say the thing, @redistrict.bsky.social

Saw the sun today in Seattle for about 5 minutes. So that was neat.

Narrator voice: She'll do it again.

Charlotte is still being Charlotte.

Once again, Pacific time is weird.

This is my nightmare.

Charlotte had a teeth cleaning followed by an unscheduled tooth extraction and she is currently contemplating the meaning of life.

No sandwich is illegal.

Will I regret eating Carl's Jr. at 10 pm? ⬜ Yes ⬜ Most certainly Yes

Yes.

I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me slop.

This is not Jam's fault. He thought he was auditioning to be the Kool aid man.

Is the green in the room with you right now?

Instructure paid the ransom apparently.

I love my dog.

I would contend that we are over-babied.

I have to get on another plane tomorrow and I'm already exhausted.

A day that will live in infamy.

Finishing off Mother's Day with an eight layer double chocolate cake from Smith Island Baking Company. 👀

Happy Mother's Day.

Please settle something for me. Let's say that your spouse buys a shit ton of Oreos, puts said Oreos in the house, you eat a couple/a few/several of these Oreos, only to be told that the Oreos were not intended for anyone in the house. Who is at fault and should I eat the rest of the Oreos?

I'm dying to know if the 22-foot gold statue is just chocolate wrapped in gold foil.

When Mom calls downstairs to tell you your hot pocket is ready:

Trying to keep a teenage boy in shoes that fit is an impossible challenge. Just take all my money.

I'm on the Norovirus cruise. I'm on the Hantavirus cruise. I'm on the combination Norovirus-Hantavirus cruise.

Seems bad.

It's happening.

It's going to be a rough end of the school year for so many people. Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!

I don't know, man. I feel like the hack of a popular school system LMS that causes a worldwide outage and disruption for the global K20 system should be a cautionary tale for widespread AI adoption in education.

I am not lovin' it.

The hell am I going to do if I can't neurotically check my kids grades?

"First Four Out" and "Next Four Out" schools on the selection show should just be called "You Did This to Yourself".

Me when I read any post I see on LinkedIn that includes the following sentence construction as the "hook": "That's not X. That's X." It's AI. We all know it's AI. Stop with this nonsense. I'm tired. I'm so effing tired.

If Nintendo re-released Mike Tyson Punch Out but with birds, this guy would beat your ass right after King Hippo.

I'm always so tired.

I've used the word "bleak" more in the last year than I have the rest of my years on this earth combined.

ZoolAInder

His milkshake herds all the boys to the yard. @christinastephens.bsky.social

Sorry, can't talk. Making biscuits—extra light and fluffy.

California:

Stop calling yourself a "brand ambassador". You just eat a lot of Cheetos.

Mark Daigneult chews gum like a serial killer.

None of this is real words.

They are so proud of themselves. ♥️

Just absolutely heinous.

Overserved drunk guy on a 4 hour flight is my absolute nightmare.

Obviously