1 and then cardiac arrest.

Apparently the Franklin AI bit is a "popular internet meme", according to AI, so...the singularity?

I did 7 loads of laundry and ate Chinese food today.

Best park is best. 🌲🦕

@bsky.app, you have a bot problem.

Already in mourning about returning to work tomorrow.

Tha Bowers catch was unreal.

She's been doing this for 30 minutes. I can assure you she is well taken care of.

Tastes Great, Less Filling

Look, I think the message here is pretty simple: Stop being poor, poors.

Brosmer oh no disaster what a bad idea!

Unbelievable.

Jets are just atrocious.

Just gave my dog a zerbert.

NFL did not send its best this Sunday.

The year is 2029. Onlookers in Punxsutawny, PA gather as they wait for Lane Kiffin to emerge from his hole.

This dog is trying to convince me that she hasn't been fed yet. Her argument, while not based in fact, is compelling.

New Lane Kiffin fortune just dropped. 🥠

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Oh man.

I'm hearing that what's holding up the Lane Kiffin deal is a last minute demand to change the LSU colors to blue and red so he doesn't get homesick.

Hear me out, LSU. Whatever Lane wants, I'll take half. And I don't need a special parking spot.

Lane making LeBron seem like a decisive straight shooter.

Come on, Lane. I need to go to bed.

A frozen lake?

My man is fresh pasta.

More proof that not everyone should have a podcast.

If I'm Lane Kiffin, I'm only going to LSU if my contract includes a lifetime supply of crawfish and king cakes.

Not sure how you leave Vandy out of this playoff. They are fun to watch.

Bleak. Which one of your a$$holes ratted me out?

Wait, the OSU qb's name is Jus Sayin'?

Still don't get why Ohio State puts pot leaves on their helmets.

FINAL HOURS FOR SAVING CASH CLICK THE LINK YOU FOOL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND YOUR FAMILY MOCKS YOU MERCILESSLY.

Stuffing or chocolate chip cookie dough? Who's to say?

To all the people who keep saying "This is a distraction", I beg you to go kick rocks.

*Feels* like a pretty good reason to support independent journalism.

♥️♥️♥️

It's happening!

Nosey Rosey reporting for duty.

My oldest is starting to look at colleges and I am not ready for any of this.

Hard to believe the Black Friday deals continue through the weekend! I was under the impression they only lasted for one day and yet, capitalism finds a way. What will they think of next? Cyber Monday? Taco Tuesday?

The correct reaction.

Not a fan!

This looks like planted evidence to me.

Loser shit.

I love him and his janky whiskers.

Tell me the good news, @profanity.accountant.

The second nap was unexpected.

It's November, guy.