It's happening!

Nosey Rosey reporting for duty.

My oldest is starting to look at colleges and I am not ready for any of this.

Hard to believe the Black Friday deals continue through the weekend! I was under the impression they only lasted for one day and yet, capitalism finds a way. What will they think of next? Cyber Monday? Taco Tuesday?

The correct reaction.

Not a fan!

This looks like planted evidence to me.

Loser shit.

I love him and his janky whiskers.

Tell me the good news, @profanity.accountant.

The second nap was unexpected.

It's November, guy.

That nap was an unexpected delight.

Make a donation to a nonprofit today. They are doing more with less than ever, and the impact will be far greater and you'll feel so much better for it.

Going back to bed. The Black Friday deals can't find me under the covers.

The surest sign of the apocalypse

My dearest Martha, Conditions on the front lines have deteriorated rapidly. I witnessed two women engage in hand to hand combat for a $79 television. The Orange Julius counter was overrun by an angry, snot-bubbled mob. I grow weary. I fear my credit card will be declined by noon. Yours, Cornelius

Fingers crossed.

It's beautiful.

I am convinced that hitting "unsubscribe" just makes the emails stronger.

Ok, I'm proud of it.

Ham and potato soup. All the herbs.

I ate a piece of pumpkin pie in front of the refrigerator at 2 am. I'm not proud of it.

The Baltimore Fumbles

Really didn't eat much. I'll try harder tomorrow.

Gonna use the ham bone in my red beans tomorrow and I'm already excited.

Terrier group is best group.

If my dog was in this dog show, she'd be making fart noises as the other dogs did their laps around the arena.

Making a ham, which is essential Thanksgiving fare. March into the sea with your "Easter only" nonsense.

Fyi @cpsc.gov

👀

Super uplifting Alzheimer's commercial.

Debbie Gibson.

I am a KPop Stuffing Hunter.

The lack of audio syncing during the Macy's Day Parade is a tradition unlike any other.

Starbucks shilling is a wee bit awkward.

10/10

Not gonna lie, seems risky to have a theme park based entirely on Advent, but those calendar gift shops will be bangers.

For all you roll haters out there. Dead to me.

Yawn.

What if the real Thanksgiving was the Xanax we took along the way?

Watching A Christmas Story. Sorry guys -- I couldn't wait.

IT'S A PLANT! I CALL SHENANIGANS!

The hell are we doing?

I am thankful for bundt pans, my microplane, and Dunkin' refreshers.

Charlotte just growled at the vet tech. That is the first time I've seen her do that. She is not having a pleasant day.

A truly terrible day to be literate.

Currently browsing matching cat and dog outfits for Christmas.

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

The Princess Bride is about love but also revenge. Revenge, much like Thanksgiving leftovers, is a dish best served cold. The Princess Bride is a Thanksgiving movie.