Paint the Night cancelled.

I may be on vacation, but not from saying trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️

I regret to inform you that we weren't the only people who came to Disneyland today. Better luck to me next time.

Continues to be bonkers to me that this is a theme park.

Churro toffee. Undefeated.

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Disneyland ducks and ducklings!

Oh hi! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

Did I miss a memo about it being required to be sick at the airport?

Danny Hurley waking up this morning:

UNC should hire Jon Scheyer when he gets fired by Duke.

The ghosts of Christian Laettner in 1990 have finally been exercised.

UCONN HUSKIES!!!!

It's almost criminal that Alex Karaban is going out like this. Poor guy is going to end up playing professionally in Greece.

"I'm sorry, Sam Jackson" may be the most cursed words ever uttered.

You're doing amazing sweetie dot gif

By some miracle, I was able to obtain footage of me at the airport tomorrow:

I gasped when I saw how he's holding the dog's paw.

Jesus, the commercial with the woman running the family farm and relying on ChatGPT for advice and I'm like...

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Oddly specific number of KitKats.

NO DRAFT KINGS

The "just stop flying" takes are so tired and stupid and privileged that I'm angry at myself for having to type this.

The Next Generation: Rahm Emanuel

I don't know how many times I've talked to my kids about leaving loaves of bread on the floor.

His cuteness, however, can never be extracted.

You're gonna want to sit down.

I made a huge mistake.

Wow, Purdue.

This would be an outstanding display on Black Friday at 6 am at Walmart.

Feels like something that would be of interest to @michaelianblack.bsky.social. 🤷‍♂️

Got stung by a bee. Happy Thursday.

Off Dwight Gooden in his last year with the Mets!

Wait until the end for the Old Bay Easter egg.

LinkedIn is great because you can send someone (me) 12 unsolicited private messages to hock your "innovative approach to scaling productivity" and when I ignore them all, they feel completely empowered to be a d*ck about it!

Trees are trying to murder me.

Seriously. Arod? Come on now.

Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog.

We are so back.

My allergies are at levels like nobody has ever seen.

Cursed.

Corn Cones

Swirlie, noogie, and a wet Willie.

This reminds of the US blasting heavy metal music while Noriega was holed up in the Vatican City embassy in Panama City.

This is only the SECOND largest halftime lead UConn has had in an NCAA game. In 2018, they led St. Francis 94-31 at the half. Absurd.

Co-signed. The Lobo years. The Taurasi and Bird years. Stewie. Paige. This is bonkers.