Good grief why is Stellan Skarsgård cooking so hard?

the left is not, in 2025, generally requesting that we invade sudan (for example) to bring peace at the barrel of a gun but we *are* asking that we stop actively funding a genocide

Gonna finance one of these for 72 months through affirm so I can have 3 beers and whip around my back every night

The dumpster attempting a Zaza Pachulia on you when you jump off the street level roof of the subway station inside a subway car is the hardest part of the level. If you can land the Tarzan swing off the light post with your ankles intact the rest of it is a breeze

When I get the first square wrong on Immaculate Grid

aaahhh!!!

It's worth noting that they're only able to do this because they gerrymandered the state legislative seats 15 years ago so they have a permanent legislative supermajority (allowing them to overrule the D governor) in a 50/50 state

“normies” didnt care about a less sexy green m&m either but you constantly throw shit like that at dems so eventually the normies go “wow woke stuff is everywhere”

“no one cares that she wants you to eat cake, cake is actually good and its just words and theres real issues to worry about” this is you, this is what you sound like

“they care about the economy” yea its imploding and hes spending your money on a building we’ll never get to use, people hate this shit!

Not long ago, ESPN would have covered today’s bombshell story with a heavy dose of Bob Ley, Jeremy Schaap, and Roger Cossack. We are a long ways from that era in media and are never going back. It’s a sad reality of modern day media and extends well beyond sports media.

Americans love to go on about freedom and liberty and give me liberty or give me death and land of the free and the Liberty Bell and the Statue of Liberty and freedom to have liberty to be free and also there is one allowed way to eat rice and you better strictly conform, bucko.

At some point it has to become clear that this tech exists is to create a more toxic society and enrich its owners. These uses are not aberrations but rather the entire purpose.

internet crashes under the sheer weight of all 4 billion men on earth posting ”same” “same brother“ “hell yeah” “he’s me for real”

it's been shameful living in a country that does not have a Quality Ballroom

Bad that the president is turning the White House into a personal palace while keeping the government closed so that he can deny people healthcare and take away SNAP. He's doing this while his administration serves as a jobs program for goons and criminals, and the military kills civilians for him

You think it’s expensive to order on demand food delivery where another human being cooks your food, a separate human being delivers it, and a third party takes a cut to coordinate this, all while you literally do not leave the couch? Well, you won’t like hearing this, but…

Extremely funny that INFOWARS has agreed not to publish anything without the explicit consent of the US government

Still amusing to me that MAGA’s alpha male hero is obsessed with a gilded ballroom. They voted for Rambo and got Liberace.

AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. this would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

this mans entire legacy is Pervert Tech, everything he does advances the pervert cause

Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag “Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management. Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless

Use code “indictment” for $5 of free bets on DraftKings

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

Call me a luddite if you like - but I don't want a bed that stops working when Amazon Web Services goes down. www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

...because I think they need to get fucking pushback that they cannot just fund quasi-governmental actions and get bribery kickbacks for doing so, or they will start doing worse things.

there are good & worthwhile historical & legal arguments for why the unitary executive is nonsense but to my mind the most straightforward argument is that it makes no logical sense that the president has absolute removal power over the people whose job it is to keep the executive branch accountable

As I had to point out many times during post #metoo years, no one is owed a big Hollywood contract. No one owed a comedy special. Now: No one is owed a Senate seat. This dude was not murdered & he’s not in jail. He made poor decisions & his actions now are sus & so he doesn’t get the job. The end!

just this perpetual cycle where the tech press helps zuck pretend he's innovative and interesting, he falls flat on his ass after setting billions in boomer ad money on fire, then all his employees pay the price for him being a pointless, unremarkable dipshit

You really expect me to believe that this guy had fantasies about all the early 20th century colonial wars the US did, but took him 20 years to know what a totenkopf was?

YOU ALSO DON'T HAVE TO BE THE CANDIDATE! Most of the time we're expanding the tent for the voters not to make the guy who has a substantial Controversies section on his Wikipedia page the candidate.

Leftists stop moving the goal posts challenge. First its genocide is a bridge too far, and now you can’t have a totenkopf tatted on your chest. Literally show me one person who doesn’t break one or both of those.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Listen to you, "Wahh I don't want another great depression" well too bad, my hands are tied. Weak men have to create hard times or else the meme doesn't work

"Loads of guys in the military have tattoos like that" is an argument against the culture of the US military, not an argument for chilling out about Nazi tattoos.

WELL HOW ABOUT THAT "A millionaire levy in Massachusetts has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing significant high-profile departures from the state." www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This is the asymmetry in our politics and media. If this was the other way around, Biden had pardoned someone then charged with trying to kill Trump, it would be the biggest story in America and every Republican commentator, congressman, news outlet, would be screaming about it in unison.

do NOT disrespect me while im driving my mazda

That’s right AI is ushering in the wonderful age of human utopia: working 72 hours a week for a pervert

All of this stuff makes more sense I think if you realize that we have a bunch of losers who are slowly talking themselves into believing in the theology/ideology of slavery www.liberalcurrents.com/sex-is-gay-r...