This is incredible.

Somehow more unhinged than the auto-dub of the Pakistani McDonald's commercial.

WHY IS EVERY POST ABOUT DOORDASH

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

me when im dr gero

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

Sorry there's 151 Pokemon and you want me to "catch them all"? I have to go to work in the morning.

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

Chef's kiss: "I would love to see an AI do my job. I am professionally stupid in a way that a machine could not even dream of." www.gamesradar.com/games/fallou...

Former Fukushima worker devotes life to abandoned pets. Not far from the Fukushima nuclear disaster site, former plant worker Toru Akama tends to dozens of pets abandoned after the catastrophe 15 years ago, work he sees as part of his quest for redemption u.afp.com/SuCM

Gas leak app

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

Motive power of the Alta California Railway in the late 1940s, commissioned by @interurbanera.bsky.social .

Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.

"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed

The trophy for Cranky Kong, from 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl'.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Stop calling us Nazis or we’ll murder you over things you say

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

dudes rock

I do wonder when media outlets will get interested in ballooning everyday costs. My family's grocery bill has exploded over the past six months and - unlike when a Democrat is president - this is a non-story.

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

These people are too comfortable speaking like this in person and we're not comfortable enough to tell them to shut the fuck up. That has to change.

Truly hilarious there's a reality where fascism is defeated just by annoying people.

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

The economy is doing great, actually. If your understanding of the economy is "high unemployment rates are good."

The market craves instability.

Bluesky for the love of gob please let me change where I can save photos to.

i can’t stop thinking about Kojima retweeting @roccobotte.bsky.social’s post of the minecraft steve figure

no please, the king of carrot flowers pt. 1 was my father, call me the king of carrot flowers pts. 2 & 3.

The deal maker strikes again

The next Democrat presidential candidate needs to run on the "Let's Build Cool Shit" promise. You think Europe has fast trains? Think again. Wanna build robots that collect moon rocks? Hell yeah you do. What if you never had to pay a health insurance premium again? Let's tax those rich fucks.

i really wish the media took the online world seriously because these people are all fucking nazis

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

They're gonna take your rent out of your account if you even think about stepping out of line.

the computer is the anti-christ

i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees

Americans can dissect every frame of a TV show but are somehow completely oblivious to subtlety in real life.

They're gonna drop a nuke on Philly tonight.