The trophy for Cranky Kong, from 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl'.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Stop calling us Nazis or we’ll murder you over things you say

we love edgy jokes about gas chambers and rape unless it’s jokes about charlie kirk dying, which if you do that, you’ll be punished and deported and free speech revoked

TFW you're sent to AIHR for using AI at work

dudes rock

I do wonder when media outlets will get interested in ballooning everyday costs. My family's grocery bill has exploded over the past six months and - unlike when a Democrat is president - this is a non-story.

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

These people are too comfortable speaking like this in person and we're not comfortable enough to tell them to shut the fuck up. That has to change.

Truly hilarious there's a reality where fascism is defeated just by annoying people.

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

The economy is doing great, actually. If your understanding of the economy is "high unemployment rates are good."

The market craves instability.

Bluesky for the love of gob please let me change where I can save photos to.

i can’t stop thinking about Kojima retweeting @roccobotte.bsky.social’s post of the minecraft steve figure

no please, the king of carrot flowers pt. 1 was my father, call me the king of carrot flowers pts. 2 & 3.

The deal maker strikes again

The next Democrat presidential candidate needs to run on the "Let's Build Cool Shit" promise. You think Europe has fast trains? Think again. Wanna build robots that collect moon rocks? Hell yeah you do. What if you never had to pay a health insurance premium again? Let's tax those rich fucks.

i really wish the media took the online world seriously because these people are all fucking nazis

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

They're gonna take your rent out of your account if you even think about stepping out of line.

the computer is the anti-christ

i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees

Americans can dissect every frame of a TV show but are somehow completely oblivious to subtlety in real life.

They're gonna drop a nuke on Philly tonight.

Bro that's exactly what you signed up for.

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: It's not ok to assume by default someone is either Chinese or Japanese. AVERAGE VOTER: I think tomatoes should be $12 a pound.

Accidentally or not, Musk and Trump are gonna break the IRS in a way it'll be impossible for anyone to file their tax return. Or maybe I'm being naive and they'll 100% prioritize keeping it online for those who owe money.

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

As soon as the drones received national attention they quickly vanished, reminding the nation people from Jersey are crazy and to stay out of our state.

The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.

Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.

It's gonna be really funny when he reactivates all deleted accounts and you start to get emails with his tweets embedded.

you die after watching this

This place is becoming as depressing as old Twitter please go back to posting about video games and King of the Hill.

I consider pictures of my cats I no longer have to be lost media.

SIMON X GARFUNKEL

"You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half"

he made lots of money off death & suffering, that's the main thing I know about him, I don't really care if he cooks a nice lasagna or is good at Team Fortress 2

Corporate media, a play in 3 acts

Very hard to look at this and not assume they want to destroy this county and take whatever is left for themselves. All that talk about rebuilding America into a global powerhouse is a lie.

Forget the Game Awards THEY FOUND THE E3 2010 STICKER STAR TRAILER youtu.be/hKdcu5g0lfc

I continue to insist that halome.nu is one of the best websites ever created.

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