I grew up watching TV shows and movies where revealing someone's gutter racism led to their immediate downfall. That needs to be the cultural norm again.

The 60-Second Digital Raid: What Happens When the Feds Seize Your Phone

Here’s a band name if you need one: Melancholyflower

My delightful neighbor needed to harvest her plum tree this AM, so I took my husband over to help. As he cleared the branches, I asked her if she was doing anything fun for Juneteenth. She said she was already celebrating by making her white neighbor pick fruit for her 💀

Let’s adopt “we’re knee deep in canary carcasses“ as our national motto

you let steve bannon take a dip in your pool one time

Many years ago I disagreed with a guy who was arguing “privacy is over, accept it. We don’t need it.” And I was like, What if fascists get control of the government and we need to quietly organize to save democracy? We both laughed because it was unthinkable. Um

A Mississippi police officer shot and killed Kohen Wiley, a 1-year-old child, while responding to a shoplifting call at the Senatobia Walmart. Family members told WREG that he was sitting in his mother's lap in the passenger seat of a car when the officer shot him. buff.ly/oMSukfJ

Razorbill coming out of the darkness!😍 As the boat navigated around the Skomer coast, it went past a hole in the rock face where you could see straight through to Skokholm Island in the distance! I hoped for a seabird to come into view during these few seconds.. & one did! 😀 #Birds 🪶

Studio Ghibli turns 41 today!

Piece Of Totally Unhinged Shit

Please note: the order says that the signs and exhibits on slavery, racism, climate change, etc. must be restored BY JULY 4th (the 250 anniversary of the country)

There are amusing similarities between the messy job i did mowing the lawn and the messy job i did cutting my hair

I seem to vaguely recall a time long ago when “catching up on the news” wasn’t synonymous with “getting nauseated with rage and despair”

I just realised the house across the road looks like it’s chimney is being abducted by a tiny UFO 😭🛸

being a decent person is punk rock

Even on the worst days, it helps to remember that on “Hey Ladies” the Beastie Boys rhymed “tomfoolery” with “Chuck Woolery”.

RIP to the real one, MarJane Satrapi. 💔

Hi i’m on hold with my health insurance, again, for a week also with my doc and pharmacy, several calls a day, back & forth. All I want is my medication. No one knows what’s wrong. Everyone says everything is in place. But I can’t get it. Someone is lying. The US healthcare system is a nightmare

Substack alternatives worth looking at: - @ghost.org - @beehiiv.com - @buttondown.com - @offprint.app - @pckt.blog

Whew, one of the House Judiciary subcommittees is holding a hearing about court expansion today, and Rep. Hank Johnson (the subcommittee's highest ranking Democrat) delivered a sermon I just transcribed a paragraph that really resonated

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Crab Guitar

Oy I just planted six seedlings under the 85F sun what was i thinking did i just run a marathon

I am always having so much fun with scale drawings. These images are usually depicted quite small on a page in books, there just to show the size of the animal. I love adding some extra details and funny situations to these. :) Here is a series I have just made for an upcoming book. #SciArt

High school in the ‘80s, two kids doing improv punk rock songs, air guitar & mouth noises. One went “second circumcision, second circumcision, yeeeeah!” And i, being a 2nd child and confusing the word ‘circumcision’ with ‘caesarean,’ said “I’m a second circumcision.” Friends, i killed the mood quick

High school in the ‘80s, two kids doing improv punk rock songs, air guitar & mouth noises. One went “second circumcision, second circumcision, yeeeeah!” And i, being a 2nd child and confusing the word ‘circumcision’ with ‘caesarean,’ said “I’m a second circumcision.” Friends, i killed the mood quick

the new Pink Floyd album sucks

slightly increase a band The The The

for of all the hobbits freudo was the one who loved his mother the most

When I first went to day camp, my dad made a daily comic to put in my lunch bag. It was called “EagleBeaver”, about a superhero team. The eagle flew into the sky holding the beaver. When they spotted a criminal, the eagle dropped the beaver and the beaver subdued the criminal. Good stuff!

When I first went to day camp, my dad made a daily comic to put in my lunch bag. It was called “EagleBeaver”, about a superhero team. The eagle flew into the sky holding the beaver. When they spotted a criminal, the eagle dropped the beaver and the beaver subdued the criminal. Good stuff!

Eventually there will be a day when I don’t see his face, when I don’t hear his name, when I don’t even think of him, and I will feel a peace i currently cannot imagine

Eventually there will be a day when I don’t see his face, when I don’t hear his name, when I don’t even think of him, and I will feel a peace i currently cannot imagine

Couple about to sign divorce papers… WOMAN: I wish I'd never joined that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I wish I'd never married a guy addicted to Star Wars puns MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

Nicole Hollander, passed away at age 87. Safe travels, Nicole.

'Violence has no place in our democracy", say the politicians who shovel money to cops, military and ICE by the trillions, do nothing to hold anyone accountable ever, have done nothing about mass shootings for decades, equate protesting to terrorism, like fuck off, you're the violence you fucks

A Flock of Seagulls were invited to entertain the troops at the Strait of Hormuz but refused because Iran so far away

The WaPo editorial board when Republicans gerrymander in Texas versus when Democrats gerrymander in Virginia.

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

Remake Speed but with a zamboni

sorry everyone but the bsky outage made me spend the day on Xitter, Mastodon, and Threads so now instead of being a progressive in an echo chamber I'm a Nazi Linux evangelist in a parasocial relationship with a Taco Bell marketing intern.

Here's another semi-trippy lyric-vid for a song from my new album 🎶 🎶 youtu.be/4ziToRDnmO8

Lynyrd Skynyrd was all like “lord knows i can’t change” and then immediately changed tempos

Here's another semi-trippy lyric-vid for a song from my new album 🎶 🎶 youtu.be/4ziToRDnmO8

Oh hey i had a brilliant idea that i won’t follow up on, so please make it happen if you can. It’s simply this: Action Movie Karaoke

🎶 chatty white men FINNISH BISTRO 🎶

if you’re in NY please do this. it’s easy and really important act.nyrenews.org/clean-energy...