🚀EPISODE 168 - MICKEY 17🚀 We continue our look back at 2025 with an episode about Bong Joon Ho’s return to the big screen, it’s MICKEY 17

Marty Supreme? More like… more like One Paddle After Another

⚡️EPISODE 167 - THUNDERBOLTS* ⚡️ Antiheroes. Action. Asterisks. What more do you need? About another $100,000,000 in box office receipts to start. This week we’re covering 2025’s THUNDERBOLTS*

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

Every movie’s success should be measured in relation to The Accountant 2

You gotta understand. The ICE agent was genuinely scared. He felt threatened, disrespected, diminished. He was unsure, unsteady, unhinged. He was all fucked up, pissed off, shitting bricks. He was authentically callous, honestly vindictive, truly enraged. You gotta understand.

we're gonna need to borrow the gadsden flag until the treading stops kthx

Fascism means never having to say you're sorry

Anyone who isn’t furious is not to be trusted

😷 EPISODE 166 - EDDINGTON 😷 We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON

I was confused as to why Trump thinks annexing Greenland is a national security priority. Thankfully the admin sent a spokesperson to give us this cogent and detailed explanation:

alien vs predator vs scott pilgrim vs the world

I call my little oranges "Clementine" or "Cutie" but other fruits are much more formal. Me and raisins aren't even on a first name basis.

ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to one day have 13 streaming apps, all of which hide the closed captioning options in a different place

Venezuela stole our oil and praise the Lord and Donald Trump we're bringing it back home to the USA. That oil was born here and it makes me so sad to imagine what it went through. When it was taken from us it was just baby oil.

Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile

REAGAN: The most terrifying words in the English language are: "I'm from the U.S. Government and I'm here to help" TRUMP: It actually sounds really nice in Spanish

Imagine being a right-wing podcaster right now, wondering if you'll get the call to serve as Interim Presidente de la República

Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety

the slow blink is a sign of deep trust, affection, and relaxation. he's essentially saying "I love you"

Trump: horse Doctor: good, and this one? Trump: panda bear Dr: good, and this one? Trump: they don't screw, the panda Dr: sir Trump: they try to make them screw, no good Dr: sir, the card Trump: has anybody ever said before about the panda don't screw? Dr: um ... no Trump: nobody can do this like me

wind chill?? i wish it would! !

met a guy named Brian Worm and now I can't get that name out of my head

I'm just getting my own cognitive tests weekly too but in the form of 'fuck is it trash day even though it was technically a holiday?'.

President Trump has cancelled all federally funded daycare as it's a known liberal scam. He's replacing it with "Trumpcare" in which every child will be given access to a buffet, enrolled in a ponzi scheme, and be supervised by newly-pardoned pedophile pastors.

"The president of the United States is a pedophile who can't stop bleeding" sounds like something you'd tell your kid to keep them away if you lived on the border

*grabbing your ankle from inside the sewer grate* happy new year

TIRED: Anything Republicans don't like = Communism WIRED: Anything Republicans don't like = Terrorism

[opening another box of coal] what the hell, all my presents were redacted

If I was a director I'd advertise that my movie was "shot entirely." Not in IMAX or any particular format, just "This movie was filmed entirely" so you'd know we didn't forget any parts.

L'saturday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

Efriday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

Tired: "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"

Fwednesday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

doomers hate him! learn this one weird trick for not succumbing to the ravages

Pregaming sleep by blinking more often

One thing I kind of hate about the customer experience in 2025 is that everything sucks ass but then asks you to take a five minute survey on it sucking ass

[watching recap of episode i just finished one minute ago] wait who’s that guy

Btuesday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

As we ease into this special season, don't forget that the word "holidays" is a contraction of "holy days." Which itself was shortened from the original "holy shit everything sucks these days."

As we ease into this special season, don't forget that the word "holidays" is a contraction of "holy days." Which itself was shortened from the original "holy shit everything sucks these days."

Hmonday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

Sundayyy mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

Saaaturday mornin' time to drink a cuppa da coffee!

Friddday mornin' time to drrink a cuppa da coffee!

Thhhursday mornin' timme to drink a cuppa da coffee!

We're pretty sure, with respect, if there was some news about Buckaroo Banzai, we would've heard