"You read something which you thought only happened to you, and you discover that it happened 100 years ago to Dostoyevsky. This is a very great liberation for the suffering, struggling person, who always thinks that he is alone." -James Baldwin

Arsenal, I was having a fucking awesome day until that

Unbreakable

this is the ethical and woke version of RFK Jr. working out in jeans

The interview with Talarico has been posted to YouTube: youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

this is comically evil. brazenly anti-social. just absolute black-pilled nihilism. we will not have a republic, we will not be free, until we regulate these companies to the point where — at a bare minimum — they're too afraid to put stuff like this down on paper. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...

me to my teenage son: "hey it's 12 degrees out. you can't just wear your giannis jersey to school." teenage son:

From the 72-73 O'Brien Handbook, the best of Bill Russell as a TV guy: -Throws shade at DET & HOU -Implies he liked it when Wilt was playing angry & that he was better than Wilt -When Goodrich beat Monroe, Russ asks Goodrich if he has a "short-term lease" on Pearl

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

You can also find him on YouTube, where he does stuff like evaluate accents in movies. He’s very cool to listen to.

The Svedka ads can Go Fuck

Man, I didn’t think there was a way for this story to get dumber but… “DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide” …sure did the trick

For @defector.com, I wrote about the dark backstory behind France’s viral ice dancing team — which currently is in first place and could win gold. Gift link:

The Epstein class is forever attacking socialism because they are terrified that people will find out that government can be like this

Just enough hope for that to really sting

I will say I prefer being a grownup who is only having like a few beers to being a kid having 1,000 of them when something like this happens.

Welp

Wasn't a catch

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/

Ugh I'm already a mess. LFG Pats.

Green day really ought to just reprise the video for "nice guys finish last"

Japanese pairs team good lord

Many are saying!

American pairs skater Danny O’Shea yelling “go patriots” into the camera after him and Ellie Kim absolutely killed their routine was perfect, 10/10 no notes

today’s mini crossword is just a regular puzzle for a normal sunday. nothing in any way super about it….. wait…… what’s that….. it’s growing louder… OH MY GOD IT’S @minakimes.bsky.social’S MUSIC www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

I think it would be pretty neat if we scored.

OC theme song: 🎵 California here we come / Waluigi numbah one🎵

Second halves for Celtics and Knicks? Boston had their biggest comeback in almost five years to get the win. New York got destroyed. Celtics in second place in the Eastern Conference all by themselves. Host the Knicks on Sunday afternoon as the undercard for the Super Bowl!

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

You may not have heard, but it’s important. Dems are holding shadow hearings on ICE crimes. Witnesses provided harrowing and explosive accounts yesterday. I provide some highlights from the day, and I urge everyone to watch and amplify them. Link in the replies.

Whatever you think of the Washington Post at this moment, here's a chance to support the dedicated, hard-working journalists who were just laid off. If you have the means, your donation is most welcome. If you don't, a kind thought and maybe spreading the word to others is support enough 💙

Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.

Sooryavanshi currently on 50 off 24 balls in India’s semi. Still 14 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

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According to the Arsenal website, Chelsea decided to not field a starting XI, which if true, could be a big benefit to Arsenal.

Where the actual fuck is my train

Jorge Mendes, who has still never been to jail

Date: Tue, 11 Apr 1865 FROM: J <[email protected]> TO: JW Booth < SUBJECT: Re: big plans epic . you shld hidout in =mybarn aft,er > FROM: JW Booth < > TO: J <[email protected]> > SUBJECT: Re: big plans > > Salutations! We’re going to do that thing we discussed. George & Lewis are in. SST!

you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

ESPN should be showing Japanese baseball in the morning instead of grown men yelling at each other about nonsense.

Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.

Cc @ryanstroop.bsky.social