I said it before and I'll say it again, Eric Adams is the most Trump coded person to identify as a Democrat and it isn't close

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

america is ready for a president that’s a bulbasaur

whoever opened pandora's box of stupid can you like shut it

the tiny people who live in my phone should be friends and when they aren't it makes me sad

Cyborg is an asterisk because he would not run but would be functionally president anyway after Gar calls him up and is like “uh… Vic… what do I do?”

Honestly it seems to me that one of the most important tasks for modern parents is raising their kids to be mostly offline normies

wrote about the “national conservative” vision for america

rip edgar allan poe, you would have loved That's So Raven

My vibes-based, almost certainly incorrect 2028 prediction is that we will have 4 new battleground states and they will be Utah, Kansas, New Jersey, and Alaska.

Co-signed times a thousand. “Other people have no interiority” is, fundamentally, a deeply evil belief to hold which will lead you exclusively to terrible places

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the witness may have unequivocally identified my client as the suspect. But on cross-examination, the witness admitted to being a GEMINI, so can we really trust his testimony?

I'm not sure a lot of MAGAs can even be truthfully described as "hypocrites". I think they hold the sincere and internally consistent belief that they are better than the rest of us, deserve more rights than we do, and should get preferential treatment in every area of the economy and society.

#4 is the skeleton key for like... everything.

I think this goes hand-in-hand with the right wing habit of attributing actions to an inchoate “they” as in “they want to brainwash your children.” It makes all speech of anyone left-coded the responsibility of everyone else while making it impossible for any one person to disclaim responsibility.

does anyone know what this republican lawsuit against CA redistricting is about, and how likely the lawsuit is to succeed?

New York, Boston, Madrid, Munich, Amsterdam

Are you guys the only alpha males who can save western civilization or are you afraid of Manhattan Just Can you pick please

“There are two important lines of thought at work here, both of which echo eugenicist and fascist thinking around medical science. One is the belief that autism renders a person less valuable, less human.” www.liberalcurrents.com/degenerate-n...

This is bad regardless of why they're doing it! I hate that society has become so overrun with overgrown children who think they can do whatever they want and who everyone feels they have to accommodate and excuse.

superman gets tired of pretending to be clark kent but misses being a journalist, so he writes an extremely popular blog about inedible items -- concrete, depleted uranium, molten steel -- and what they taste like

Most people on earth are perfectly pleasant to casually interact with! Lots of the most deeply horrible people are tremendously charismatic — it’s how they can prosper while being so horrible!

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Oooh we're doing Hot Pop Culture Takes? Here's mine: an under-discussed factor in the American electorate's collective descent into insanity is that in the spring of 2022, we were all exposed to way more information about Johnny Depp than the human mind was meant to handle.

"Would Kamala Harris have won the 2024 election if Oasis had kicked off their reunion tour a year earlier?" the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Maybe if we got "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" back on the charts, it would fix things.

The baby deer decided to stop by this morning. Caught this one as it was frolicking across the road and it stopped, clearly embarrassed.

My hottest take about getting laid-as-politicsis it's downstream from housing policy. Nobody wants to have sex where they live with their parents, or have 1k roommates. We must increase the supply of cheap little apartments where people can bang 🙏

Could a movie like Inglourious Basterds even get made today? Or would it get axed for being "too woke"?

How long until we get op eds explaining to us out of touch liberal elites that salt of the earth middle Americans are crying out for a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon?

i think the correct way to think about the lonely boy question is not "how do we reach out to incels?" but "how do we make sure that a teenage boy looking for romantic advice isn't flooded with right-wing propaganda?"

The Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp endorsement remains up for grabs!

Sorry, Amy. Free speech is only for vilifying trans people. You want to portray them in a POSITIVE light? The first amendment doesn't cover THAT. It covers people who want to post slurs on social media and still get invited to Christmas dinner!

a big question i think that is increasingly relevant in almost every aspect of american life, from politics to the workplace to art to even just everyday social settings Are We Ever Going To Get Sick Of Being Bullshitted

how long before an AI can revoke your citizenship?

the first six months of this admin show anything is possible (derogatory) but also anything is possible (hopeful)

my extremely hot take on food discourse is that I like food and wish to eat more of it I know some of you may cancel me for this but that’s a risk I’m willing to take

Actually, being silly is a human right

We are all GroceryBros now I guess

Less “Folx” and more “no, gay people do get to exist in public actually, fuck you”

imo, if someone believes some races or ethnicities are genetically inferior to others, that person has revealed a weakness of mind and character that casts extreme if not irrefutable doubt on their other ideas. why would i expect them to use more rigor on, eg, housing than they do on human nature?

One like = one non-political opinion (if anyone is actually reading my posts on here)

Got a new anime for y’all to go watch 😏 Gachiakuta 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I always hoped for “Department of Football”, but the NFL doesn’t have enough of a sense of humor about itself.

People across the United States have endured rushed or premature attempts to remove their organs. Some were gasping, crying or showing other signs of life

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

People getting mad about Superman being an immigrant are like the people who were angry that Green Day criticized Trump. Like how is this new information for anyone. Los Hermanos Ortiz had this take years ago.

happy national hot dog day from my family to yours