I mean... my husband has been saying this since J6 happened.

Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.

Would only take 1-2 MN state highway snowplows making an “oopsy woopsy” snowbank in the wrong place to keep ICE foot bound until spring

The people angry at the mayor of Minneapolis for swearing "Get the fuck out" have no problem with Jonathan Ross swearing "fucking bitch" at his murder victim.

ALERT: Jack Smith will testify PUBLICLY before the House Judiciary Committee as early as this month Smith has been pressing to do so... in a public setting

Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.

I would write a poem about what it makes you if you look Good in the face and fire your gun But she was the poet who wrote about making room for wonder And you are the one who took her words

To any ICE agent out there tonight still retainimg any trace of humanity who might be asking what you can do to calm things down after MN. It's simple. Quit. Tomorrow morning. You don't even have to turn in a badge because you never had one. Just quit and find real work.

And in other news of the day, a mass shooting in Salt Lake City.

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

So when can you start

For 2026, I wish for you to get back everything you put out into the world. If that's a curse, that's on you.

May 2026 be the number carved on his tombstone

Made it through 2025.

At least it wasn't Steve.

I think it's possible that the best cheesecake I've ever made just went in the oven. Gingersnap crust. Orange zest, Gran Marnier, ginger, and cardamom in the batter, a swirl of raspberry preserves throughout. Will be topped with fresh raspberries, whipped cream, and more orange zest.

You can learn a lot about a person based on who their favorite muppet is.

My 12 yr old is counting down minutes until Stranger Things.

Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...

He is covering up extrajudicial killings. He is covering up kidnapping, trafficking & horrific detention. He is covering up child rapes. He is covering up stealing classified documents & selling them. He is covering up details of his coup attempt. He is covering up who he’s really working for.

Welcome newcomers! The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it! #Festivus2025 #AFestivusForTheRestOfUs

Merry Christmas, Darcy 🥰@missc0nstrued.bsky.social

Hard to believe the Republican speaker who lasted the longest in this century was the child molester

January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.

This was my last of many interviews with Rob Reiner in October…

It sure looks like Dan Bongino is abandoning the Trump administration right before the Epstein files come out and ruin his silly-ass podcasting career

I'm so stupid. I forgot it was almost Festivus. That was an airing of grievances

What the absolute [expletive] was that?!?

I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour

I don't think that did whatever they were trying to do there, such as make us think his brain works

we already have transgender for everyone. it’s called bluesky

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Here's an idea for Dems... when you impeach him the day after swearing in, make Jack Smith the lawyer you bring in to prosecute the impeachment in the Senate.

Sometimes you have to show off your sparkle.

occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards

Bongino served 27 Scaramuccis. That’s not a tenure, that’s a Costco pack.

BREAKING on MS NOW: Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."

Official poll - Is 6:14 pm too early to put myself to bed?

It hasn't even been twelve hours, but all three of us have been overwhelmed with requests from media for comment and I'm mostly writing this now so they'll leave me alone.

Are we sending the tweets or posts by vile people mocking Rob Reiner and his wife's deaths to their employers like they were doing to others who said things about Charlie Kirk or nah?

Accidentally dressed up as Mae West for the spouse's company party.

There's two kinds of men in this world, and you're neither of them.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

A Utah judge denied Republican state lawmakers’ request to pause her ruling striking down their new gerrymander, and rejected their argument that they “had no opportunity to appeal.” The ruling leaves the pro-voting map intact for the 2026 elections.

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore

is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year

NEW: GRAND JURY REFUSES TO RE-INDICT LETITIA JAMES per @nicollewallace.bsky.social on Deadline White House. HAHAHAHA

If Spotify’s pushing ICE ads, why do you still have a subscription? #SpotifyWrapped is the perfect time to drop them.

Why wait until the polls close to start that most beautiful pageantry of Democratic politics, the ritualistic Blaming of the Left