Not a single person who lives here in Utah is surprised by this.

She'd come in 5th in that 2 person debate.

Dear gods! "Liberace bukakke glitter spooge" just almost killed me, @therickwilson.bsky.social !

As I get older I’m getting more conservative and see the appeal of the free market, individualistic appeal of the right in which everything you say and think is policed by the Trump administration and every piece of media you consume is approved and benefiting the bottom line of the Ellison family

Same. I want the glorious schadenfreude of a Canadian team winning the World Series.

Let me tell you what I know about Maine voters, as someone who grew up in the *very* rural Trump-country areas of Maine. They DO NOT CARE about all the stuff coming out about Platner. There are a lot of them that have Confederate flag stickers on their trucks (Yes. In Downeast Maine). 1/?

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

NEW: The State of Arizona sues the House of Representatives, demanding that Speaker Mike Johnson seat Adelita Grijalva or that someone else be allowed to swear her in. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

This is the way 🚫👑

Headline - "Three cops go down on giant penis."

OMG

This is stunning and inspiring.

I sincerely hope that George Soros has a signature stamp for all the checks.

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

I think #NoKingsDay should be the official start of a full #RepublicanSexStrike. DO NOT - Fuck fascists - Fuck Republicans - Fuck ICE - Fuck Trump We should only do that with people we LIKE. Please share if you plan to take part. No sex for fascists.

Woman on the bus (to her boyfriend who's just put on a Vader mask): Stop it. Him: Why? Am I scary? Her: No Tim. Just very, very irritating.

You know what they say: "Fascist in the streets, all alone in the sheets." ❌🍑

"What is this, and arch for ANTS?!"

Time is up. I gave Speaker Mike Johnson two days to swear in Adelita Grijalva. Arizona's 7th congressional district 813,000 Arizonans are now being taxed without representation. I have lawyers downstairs right now drafting litigation. youtu.be/9OBdjsGntQI?...

This is beautiful to watch.

Ok. Clearly the 79 year olds are on the list today... 🤞

Dammit. Wrong 79 year old, Universe.

I just tried to explain to my 11 yo that at this point, a psychotic break sounds like a nice vacation.

They’re a bunch of assholes, Molly

Look, I've despised the War Walrus for over 20 years, but he doesn't deserve to be indicted for this made up bullshit.

When life gives you lemons, hand that motherfucker a potato. Now he's just as confused as you are.

Panic attacks are jazz hands for the soul.

Estelle didn't deserve that. I spent all afternoon talking her down. Now @serrata.org is going to have to wait even longer for his reimbursement.

So uh, #lawsky types, could some AZ-7 constituents file a lawsuit against Mike Johnson, since he's denying them Congressional representation by refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva?

Report from day 1 I can't stop talking. I thought I talked a lot before. My coworkers might murder me. I cried at my desk because I found something I screwed up 3 months ago. I don't cry at work. Ever. Feelings other than rage are a thing? Very weird.

So, uh, I just got my first ever prescription for Adderall after being diagnosed with ADHD at 50. Kinda scared to take that first dose tomorrow. Also, why does the generic have to just say "amphetamine salts"?! And it's blue! I feel like Walter White.

I dunno... maybe with all the plastic surgery and makeup, they thought she was a drag queen?

Happy Mean Girls Day to all who celebrate. Also, you can't sit with us.

been sinning so i don’t get raptured (scared of heights)

The last time I visited Portland, I was murdered three times and kidnapped twice after being trampled in several riots. It was an eventful 48 hours.

Barf. That Governor Cox story on 60 Minutes was all talk. Cox is MAGA. He hated Trump and saw the destruction and corruption Trump caused and then voted for him in the last election. He’s united NO ONE here. And, that single mom thing? We’re still last in women’s equality. #60Minutes #utpol

I'm doing a shoe purge today, and I am bereft. What if I *need* one of these 20 pairs of shoes that I haven't worn in years? My husband does not understand.

BREAKING: Multiple victims have been injured following a shooting at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Grand Blanc, Michigan, according to police.

General sex strike, y'all. Don't fuck Republicans. Don't fuck ICE. We should only do that with peo0le we like.

I need to take a moment to brag on my thrifting find today. I found brand new Uggs (in my size!) for $25. I looked them up on Amazon to see how much they are... $220! 😲 Thrifting is about to become a survival skill. I should teach classes. 😂

I started calling them "Taliban-gelicals" like 15 years ago.

Today I learned that a coworker briefly dated one of the cast of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?

I am in such a foul mood that I might just torture myself by starting a reread of GoT. I could use a good dose of non-political rage when I get to the end and there STILL will never be a 7th book because Martin is a sellout bitch.

Tylenol is banned. May you feel better though.

JFC. Are everyone's cramps this bad during perimenopause or is this too an unanticipated side effect of fascism? Someone toss me the good drugs.

People seem to be forgetting that DOJ doesn’t just “get” an indictment. They have to convince a grand jury to vote to return one, something this administration has struggled with recently.

I definitely think Sinclair and Nexstar made this return an even bigger deal by trying to limit access. They make Trump look even weaker — and their decision more brazenly political.