I'm drunk so I don't care who sees this or if no one does, but telling someone for the first time the way my ex treated me in the last two days of our relationship and seeing their reaction makes me feel 5% less crazy. Because what the actual fuck was that?

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

Me when I see a new ao3 notif from @lydia-eve42.bsky.social and it's Heated Rivalry.

they are happy to help #goodomens #aziracrow

Went to an event last night and was told I had Stevie Nicks x Chappell Roan vibes and this might be the best compliment I've ever been given 🥹 Exactly what I was going for without realizing it.

Leslie Jones as Spanish Jackie appreciation post✨

I need more night owl friends...

Rewatching Heated Rivalry because I just love hockey so much. And I've gotta ask, is it just these actors or do hockey guys actually have great butts? Because if it's the latter, I vote that hockey start being played in leggings or short shorts.

This healed me

I think I have finished Giving Tuesday prep. Please clap. Then pray for me because tomorrow is hell.

the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together

Sorry, I have another one. "You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat

I needed someone to bully me into working on Giving Tuesday before now. I know I was sad. Now I'm even sadder that I'm doing all of this last minute.

Dammit. I too have fallen under the thrall of the gay hockey show. cc: @theveriest.bsky.social

gym bros doing gym bro stuff 🌈 #myart #ofmdfanart

Good news! I got to do both and it fixed a little bit at least.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Mika St Vincent Two Door Cinema Club Ben Folds Orla Gartland

I'm seeing The Mountain Goats soon and I think cry-singing to No Children and/or This Year would fix me actually.

Happy Til Death Do Us Blart day to all who celebrate!

They swapped scarves on the way home from the Christmas market because they like being surrounded by each other's perfume 🥰

Niiiiiice (I have to make the joke, but I do not personally enjoy 69ing 🫣)

"want to wager than i can name a thousand different constellations?" #butthands stargazing for @starswallow.bsky.social :D #ofmd #ofmdfanart

these dog stairs do not fit my current needs but i do want to hire this company to take glamour shots of my dogs

Hey yall! Just an update. I haven’t been online because Bluesky has locked my @enjoytheparty.bsky.social account. Idk if it’s because of location, and why I didn’t happen to this account but I’m basically considering that account gone. If yall could help spread the message around.

center left nation with electoral structures that generate center right results

I can taste you on my lips

👏👏👏❤ #ConONeill

Buttons?

Is my face breaking out because of 48 hours of travel in less than a week? Having my heart broken? Getting my period? WHY NOT ALL THREE

Every single day of 2025

My heart needed this 😭😭😭 Posted an ig story of my cat and the neighbor messaged me this about his daughter.

My heart needed this 😭😭😭 Posted an ig story of my cat and the neighbor messaged me this about his daughter.

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

guys she would be sexy with the mustache too .....

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher

did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)

MY WIFE CAME HOME FROM THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE WITH THIS #ART

And then some angry, judgmental cats, because there’s nothing I enjoy drawing more.

Hey fam, ya girl's going through her first big gay breakup and I'm devastated. Any advice from other people who made it through? Any cute pics or memes for distraction?

Every little bit counts 💞 #WorldKindnessDay

Wake up OFMD babes, new fic prompt just dropped 💉

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Now I'm standing on guard and he's tossing a sub While he's yelling at me and I'm calling a judge Now he's running away and I'm just not as quick And it's all caught on film, but US District Court, now Says he's not a threat, now Let him go And I try to say it frightened me, Mustard on a roll

"He's just so evil" This man literally has bows tied around his elbows because the sleeves of his poofy pirate blouse are too big for him. Be serious please.