I’ve been a bit MIA with some personal stuff but gosh I missed y’all. Good to be back.

Ooh! Someone’s snuck into Izzy’s cabin to wake him up with a nice surprise. Who and what is it? #ofmd #izzyhands

When you type heated ravelry instead of Rivalry

This is so beautiful. Want to be in love with love and feel good about the world? Read this.

Hey friends, can I ask for some love or kind words? I’m going through the horrors and feeling a bit disconnected. Tell me something you like about me?

What if Izzy Hands is battling ye olde undiagnosed endometriosis and adenomyosis, and he’s still several years off late-onset menopause? Have we done this yet?

I’m curious, OFMD pairings/ships are you mainly reading on AO3 these days?

Twas the geocities days where I would print out paper copies to read and share with friends. Mostly fic about pop singers.

I'm real bad about posting my #art, turns out. anyway if you haven't read @kizzymeow.bsky.social's incredible #OFMD fic Unknown Number yet, why haven't you???

Oh Con. Never change.

Thank you, friends. I wrote 1000 words on this today. Your encouragement means the world to me.

Someone please make me finish writing this fic. I’ve left it so long that it’s hard to get back into. Tell me you want to hear about dragon Izzy.

Recipe no. 2 was DIVINE! A fair bit of prep with this but so SO worth it. I used chicken breast and air frier it, and it was so tasty. Highly recommend.

Creamy Coconut Peanut Noodles was a success! Dopamine win.

The depression is bad but I’m trying out three brand new recipes this week which I’m excited about.

Should I sign up for this…? The last time I did a reverse bang, I wrote Last Time Lover which is still one of my favourites.

Quote with your crack fic! Stede trying to impress a virgin Izzy by doing silly magic tricks. It’s very short, stupid and sexy(?) archiveofourown.org/works/54509668

Friends, I have recently discovered there are a few Taco Bells scattered around my country so I’m making a pilgrimage today. This feels Calico Jack core in a way I can’t explain. Time to #LiveMas.

Modern AU Izzy singing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road at Hornigold at karaoke. Izzy’s angry-crying through the last chorus, his eyeliner running. Hornigold is unnervingly calm. Ed and Jack exchange a look.

Title: A Christmas Gift Fandom: #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath Characters: Izzy, Jack Pairings: Izzy/Jack Word Count: 100 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU Summary: Izzy gives Jack a gift. archiveofourown.org/works/76365806

👍 Like if you like Izzy Hands 👍

I'm back on my bullshit: writing Cjizzy.

🚨RARE PAIR ALERT🚨 Keen for physics professor Izzy? Ever wanted to read Izzy with a cis woman? Feel like there's not enough Anne Bonney pov in fic? DO I HAVE THE FIC FOR YOU... archiveofourown.org/works/75572546

🚨Mixed Messages🚨 At long last, my Annie/Izzy 6k oneshot fic is ✨LIVE!✨ I've absolutely loved every minute of writing this one and I'm so excited to share it with you. Please let me know what you think! archiveofourown.org/works/75572546 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #israelhands #izzyhandsva

My laptop screen whenever I need to write about Izzy's o-face.

AU where Jack randomly shaves off his moustache (for charity?) and Izzy, who’s never given Jack a second glance is suddenly down SO BAD for a clean shaven or mildly stubbled Jack. Jack’s like “hm I’m thinking about not growing it back” and Izzy is twisting up in knots, rubbing his thighs together.

It was my pleasure to provide #OFMD #art, along with Sam's stunning works, for this incredible #OFMDBB fic of Kizzy's! Besides the new works, you may even recognize a certain #putEdInThis art of mine I posted here before... And what may be my first finished Ed/Izzy fanart??

🚨Unknown Number🚨 Ed/Stede modern AU for #OFMDBigBang2025 with background Lu&Stede and Lu/Pete and a huge soft spot for my dearest love Izzy. Thank you @sweetteamotion.bsky.social and @samwtf.bsky.social for such incredible artwork! archiveofourown.org/works/73376266 #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic

Friends, I have something big coming on 11th Nov… #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic

Come now?

For @jaybirbbbb.bsky.social - Goldenboy, smoking. 🚬

Getting an uberreats delivery receipt in my inbox the next morning is like opening my browser to see last night’s pron tabs inexplicably still open. I don’t need that kind of shame.

Izzy straddles Ed, facing him, warming his cock like always. He doesn’t grind down or rock his hips, just sits patiently. Ed doesn’t thrust up into him or bounce him either, though Izzy does occasionally shift his weight, keeping himself wet. But today’s different. Today Ed’s asking for a divorce.

Every time I see this, I think of the Secretary finger-thumb touch. You can’t tell me their wrists aren’t touching.

I will not make cishet men responsible for my dopamine. I will not make cishet men responsible for my dopamine. I will not make cishet men responsible for my dopamine. I will not

Me: (minding my own business) My brain: 🎶Shakira Shakira🎶

Which ship: Two idiots texting back and forth over several months with cryptically flirtatious messages, both hoping the other one is actually flirting and this isn't just regular friendship banter while believing it's probably just in their head. #MutualPining #ofmd

🎃Happy (early) Halloween🎃 #Stizzy #OFMD #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic archiveofourown.org/works/72176656

Who’s in the mood for a #Stizzy Halloween treat? 👻💀❤️‍🔥 Coming tomorrow…

I've been working on a cjizzy dragon au fic for a while now... I am so excited to share it soon...

Writing the actual smut bit of the smut is so hard, y'all.

Post-coital Stede rubbing Izzy’s nose in the wet patch on the mattress like a dog who’s pissed on the floor. Is this anything? #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #stizzy

Sharing so I remember to read this when I sit down later because mm mm mmm all my favourite tags

Plus some fanon Jack

Ok with ao3 down, I am rotating a Stizzy Bridget Jones AU with Steddyhands goal. Bridget - Stede Daniel Cleaver - Ed Mark Darcy - Izzy

one hour without ao3

The old man talked about working out for acting roles, specifically s2, and how it helps him get his head in the zone. He then added with a smirk, “Plus it makes my tits look good.”

I have Lucius/Jack and Jack/Pete. Considering writing Annie/Izzy. Enquiries welcome.

Notes from today (to explain later): Q. heroes/villians/romantic leads. Disappointment/broken/flaws. Q. projects/people vs roles Q. theatre Q. cooking

A supergirl cosplayer(?) is doing a dance routine on the main stage with a dog in a superman costume. They have easily 3x the turnout for Con. But honestly who could fault that?