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My therapist: the first step to fall in love is to love yourself and see the good things you have in you. Me:

Anne Boleyn would be absolutely shocked to see a woman playing her because none of the actors in her day were women, all of these people are dangerously stupid

I'm going to bed. Can't believe Caleb managed to piss me off at the comfort of my own place.

I woke up my neighbors thanks to bears vs rams. Caleb Williams actively trying to give me a heart attack, and I'm an Eagles supporter.

If they ever make a live-action version of despicable me, Rhys Darby has to play Gru and his brother.

So I tried a new brand of hair dye and for some good 10 minutes the carpet was matching the drapes. And after I dried the hair it didn't even get that purple. It's lilac.

I truly don't understand the appeal of stalking a celebrity you like. I was addicted to Sherlock and I never googled Ben's former girlfriend and his fiancé (now wife). I just think the less I know about a celebrity the more comfortable I am enjoying their characters.

It's the first time I go to sleep smiling in a long long time and I felt like I reached a major breakthrough. There's a Brazilian song that says: last year I died, but this year I won't die. And that's exactly how I feel, last year is the past, I wanna keep this energy flowing

The Chain is a GB song. Silver Springs is an Edizzy song.

This post is so important, and I love that in the comics, she is his mom 💙

Does anyone here know an app where you can learn languages that is free and it doesn't have AI because I'm broke but I also want to learn French.

I didn't think it was possible but I'm ready to move on. Izzy for me is what my friends make about him. Canonically speaking it's over.

Ok, I feel comfortable saying this now: I feel like Izzy and John don't make any sense and it just added to things they wanted to put on S2 that make me think they really didn't think things through. Why give us so many Frenchie and Izzy at the beginning to completely ignore it in the end?

To me they are platonic soulmates

Mr: I wanna sew beautiful clothes. Universe: best I can give you is curtains.

I feel like I want to read more ROMANTIC, FLUFFLY books with autistic main character. I wanna believe in love so bad!!!!

41ºC outside, my mom and I: let's have some coffee.

The Pope reading Tr*mp and P*tin Heated Rivalry AU. (Yes, it exists)

So I'm gonna share my embarrassment with you all: I went out to have some gelatto, and I saw a BEAUTIFUL guy, seriously, so so so handsome, beautiful face, hair, tattoos, great look. And just as I was going to begin to swoon I noticed he looked really young. Like in his early 20s and I was so

40⁰C. Why am I feeling that bad, it's not the worst I have faced

Never believe the lie that conservatives care about protecting women.

The curious case of Ness that has her handwriting praised in Portuguese and start writing like a toddler in English. Seriously, never considered my accent would be taken into WRITING. Cursive in Portuguese And WTF in English.

I have something weird to share, my hyperfixation is getting weaker thanks to the hockey players and I haven't even watched the show yet.

I know a lot of people believe we were robbed of a S3 and I respect your take, what I cannot respect is them fucking up S2 by overspending, terrible writing and ultimately trying to convey a 16 chapter story into 8. That wasn't the network, that was them. They should have stick to the OG plan

I had to frog a work 6 times today. I'm not okay.

Ficou fofo! Mas queria o primeiro livro da série!

🔥 happy year of the horse 🔥

PLEASEEEE lock your accounts man + stop posting selfies of yourself and art on there

*8th

First project of 2026 done. Two balls of yarn used.

First of all, a year can really be whatever you want it to be

The emotional support chicken is one of the most adorable recent inventions. One day I will be able to afford the pattern

I understand and respect people who don't use cable needles. HOWEVER, I like using them and seeing people online, bullying people who use them it's not the flex they think it is. The knitting and crochet communities thrive with kindness and respect, bullying people shouldn't have any space here.

Mohair is quite un unsettling yarn for me. I see videos of it and I don't even want to touch it 👀

The Heated Rivalry book is coming to Brazil in February so...

No one will like every joke you make. That’s because you’re better than them, and they are jealous.

I say that I'm Izzy coded but the truth is that if I got banished like him, Ed would find me years ago in Barbados with the widow group, because I would just quit piracy and find something more productive to do with my time.

I just think it's funny that the Microsoft CEO thinks that he's going to convince people to stop calling genAI slop. Remember:

Not so fun fact, in Brazilian Portuguese we call the crochet hook, needle too. So I always have to fix me messages in English

Hey everyone! The CEO of Microsoft REALLY thinks you should stop calling genAI output “slop”. Which is a strong sign it’s really getting to them. Touching a nerve. They want to be legitimized. So please make an extra concerted effort to CONTINUE TO RIGHTLY CALL IT SLOP. futurism.com/artificial-i...

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

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grok didn't say shit. Grok is not sentient. This is you helping musk escape accountability for this shit. Journalism fail.

I love that tumblr pretends to be against NSFW stuff and I opened the heated rivalry tag and one of the first posts was their butts taking a shower together.

Wait what?