just two girlies on their periods =/

Day 125 of trying to get Jillian to watch sense8: I think it’s working (she hasn’t read my dm and she probably won’t watch it) I can FEEL it

and also it kills me that the other sensates are getting married and happily robbing jewelry stores and meeting the love of their life but Nomi is pre-lobotomy, Capheus is getting blackmailed, Sun is going to jail for a crime she didn’t commit, and Will is a cop🤮

Capheus and Kala being the only two sensates with a mother they’re close to so all the other sensates still get to feel a mother’s love through their bond (and Lito but we don’t meet that lovely lady until like season 2 iirc)

Guy who played Jonas Maliki you would have made a spectacular Edward teach in the season 3 in my head

Nomi failed lobotomy arc… you will always be famous

that guy on tiktok that does the hood remixes to Taylor Swift’s songs has really fucked me up cuz I can’t hear that fuckass piano without singing ‘niggas be smoking that Elizabeth Taylor’😭😭

What if nothing ever feels as good as writing a really vicious Stizzy argument where they’re both saying the meanest things in the world to each other

THERES A HIGH SPEED CHASE HAPPENING IN LA RN OMG i love when that happens it’s SO fun to watch

Amanita my love gimme one chance I could make you so happy

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH SENSE8 SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 NOW

Sensates being born scene you will ALWAYS be famous

Dark times ahead chat (I started rewatching sense8)

feel like inflicting The Pitt on another PPG @disabledpirate.bsky.social what r u doing this weekend

oh you said I’m predictable as FUCK ok

standing dangerously close to this fight that’s about to break out rn … but I can’t move away cuz I haven’t figured out what they’re fighting about yet 😭

I need a shirt that says ‘I’m NOT flirting I really am just this friendly’

MY KINGDOM FOR A KISS UPON HER SHOULDER

crying over a jesus judas edit and it's not even easter what the fuck

sick of poseidon fr dead beat dad headass shut UPPPPP

I'm seeing so many excellent memes and screencaps today missing their alt text! Please include *everyone* in your joy! Go to Settings > Accessibility, and turning on "Require alt text before posting." This way a reminder will pop up if you try to post an inaccessible image

This person took this when they called the race

me in various moots' dms all the time: ... ... ... ... *a random wednesday at 10:45PM* remember this conversation we had SIX MONTHS AGO? let's talk about that cuz I have a question

lrt instructions not unclear for once, in fact they were super fucking clear so can someone come bail me out pls

if you start your period during the super moon you get to kill one dude

ADHD core: Jen and I on TikTok at the same time so it’s FIFTEEN conversations happening at the same time

I dunno I feel like Zohran Mamdani winning the mayoral election has somehow nudged us onto the right timeline again? I think everything's gonna be ok :)

oh….kay? that’s a lot of energy for not even noon😂

Idk why people at work assume we’re best friends because I give them a little nickname😭my sister in Christ, your name has four syllables and I’m lazy

and we are GOING TO THE POLLS THIS MORNING and we are RANKING ZOHRAN MAMDANI FIRST and I wanna say Curtis Sliwa second just for the bit but honestly Zohran first and no one second do NOT fuck this up New York PLS

me: writing isn't a competition Lydia: *exists* me:

welp archiveofourown.org/works/704002...

I'd say one like and I'll post the final chapter of the fosters AU but... well.... it comes with bad news bears :(

Another absolutely devasting banger by Adrianne lenker… i literally read the lyrics and went NOPE I cant listen to this in public rn😂😂😂

PLEASE RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORMENT HELLOO??! I can also copy text from anywhere on my screen BY MYSELF what the fuck is happening bro

I just tried the 'every wikipedia page leads to philosophy' thing and somehow DID get to philosophy from reading about people auctioning off their virginity???

me in the end notes after making sure the fic had me sobbing before I even posted it: I'm sorry if it was sad :(

ok today is a reply day so sorry in advance for all the emails😭

thinking again for no reason that Debbie would have actually made a phenomenal addition to the Addam’s family, if we’re keeping it a buck

My boyfriend just helped 2.2 MILLION people get their criminal records expunged in the state of Illinois. Shoutout to #CleanSlate and second chance legislation. 💕

this is about nickistat btw

doomed by the narrative4the author’s self insert

it’s gotten to a point where I immediately skip and and all Arcane edits cuz I don’t have the emotional bandwidth to start sobbing at a tiktok anymore lmaooooo

This thread is incredible and exactly it. If you continue to think Siren Events is somehow Getting One Over on the fandom by charging money for events and unfairly hoarding information, just admit what you are actually upset about: someone has access to the cast and crew that you don't.

theydees and gentlethem, Yaz’s final OFMD edit is done😭thank you, and goodnight

I am thinking of the people of Jamaica, and the many New Yorkers with loved ones there, as Hurricane Melissa — fueled by a warming ocean — grows into the strongest storm ever to bear down upon the island.

me looking at apartments I’ll never move into in a country I’d rather die than visit: Jesus what were they thinking with that kitchen? there’s no natural light! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING TRACTOR PARKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS APARTMENT’S LIVING ROOM?

Ted Lasso show of all time btw

the person who renamed their TikTok dn to Melissa and is now TERRORIZING these poor Jamaicans with threats to dash way their roofs is going to JAIL😂😂😂😂😂😂

that guy who plays junior is actually so cute is he in other stuff?