I saw an OFMD edit authentically on my fyp and literally flinched like a battered housewife lmfao

Is that good will dunkin ad AI??

“New England’s defense is playing quite well” they’re literally down by 6 rn so what fuckin game are YOU watching

no way the Seahawks win this 6-naught bro

Genuinely American football seems to be 78% talking and 22% having the ball time

Ilya/Scott (because I'm too much of a coward to write RPF) archiveofourown.org/works/789323...

absolutely no one cares but 4 months later and I’ve found the closest approximation to it… I fear that one I liked will forever be the loss of my life😭I feel like I’ve listened to every single one on Spotify😭

idk why it never occurred to me that there would be erotic transformers fan art but consider my third eye opened

who up thinking about how the suit changes nothing, and again I am kissing Lestat on the altar

me, who's never looked at a map ever: is boston not in pittsburgh?

domesticating your first mate just got updated

haha nooo don’t exhibit your stupidity in the middle of the city and cause a traffic jam that will make me late for work haha you’re so sexyyyy

NEW YORKERS YOU ARE UNDER SPELLSSSSSS GET OUTTTTTT

wdym OFMD author of all time drew my name for the Pitt winter exchange and I’ve been so busy with moving that I didn’t even see the email??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???????

If a prerequisite for a character haunting the narrative is that they have to be defined by their absence, does that mean Lucy Gray Baird stopped haunting the narrative when the ballad of songbirds and snakes came out?

you ever re-read your own fic and be like damn I was COOKING

how many times can I Google ‘skin hex codes’ before Google itself decides to gain sentience and uninstall Sketchbook from my ipad?

help I’m still at the restaurant (pirate show) or whatever

and if I tell THAT MAN that heated rivalry was a masterclass in ending your show in a good way that fulfills all of your character arcs WITHOUT killing them, and that he can AND SHOULD take a page out of Jacob Tierney’s book so as to NEVER make a mistake like that again.. would that be so wrong?

nights like this I’m missing ao3 author sobsicles like a mfer😭

took me a little longer than an hour, but et voila ! The Prphecy by Taylor Swift x #Hollanov

for the swiftie #heatedrivalry gang, I present, The Alchemy (Skip Version)

one thing about my friends… they’ll pick up the damn phone when I call masha’Allah

I hate having to ask for help, but I am losing half of my next paycheck and need to pay rent, bills, and loan payments. If you can help, that would be awesome. Shares help too. I know everyone is struggling right now. I appreciate your help. ko-fi.com/killerweasel

my eye is twitching... oh perfectionist tendencies when will you let me rest?

all I do is get bullied and made fun of in this fandom btw

she SHOULDN’T HAVE GONE TO THE NORTH

you shut your WHORE MOUTH

Cersei Lannister should have DIED LIKE VARYS DID oh i am once again furious about Daenerys Targaryen’s canonical ending

the concept of Lydia not liking Edizzy anymore and writing a stizzy fic

new sleeping at last cover is OUT HOLY SHIT

Sailing is easy. A rope wrapped round a palm, a wrist, a throat. Giving in is easy. A hand placed round a palm, a wrist, a throat. Loving you is easy. Lips pressed round a palm, a wrist, a throat. Letting go is easy. A rope burned round my palm, my wrist, my throat.

for @yaz113.bsky.social - Title: Get Your Motor Running Fandom: #ofmd Characters: Izzy, Stede Pairings: Izzy/Stede Word Count: 400 Rating: NC-17 A/N: Modern AU, Vampire AU Summary: Stede is teaching Izzy, a newly turned vampire, all sorts of things. archiveofourown.org/works/75083856

Stede Bonnet speech bubble

Happy Birthday to my Lovely Yaz! @yaz113.bsky.social I wrote you a little something. I hope you like it. 🥰 archiveofourown.org/works/75031086 #stizzy #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

the more I see influencers speaking on Blake Lively's name the more I agree with China's decision to ensure influencers hold a degree in the topics they discuss in their content🥱 "I just have a sixth sense with people and I can sense a deep demonic energy with her" shut the fuck up

ok AO3 rate limited me a bunch of times but all 15 of these incomplete fics are now POSTED. I've had the time of my life in this fandom, and it was truly made better by all of you. I hope you enjoy !! x

why does spotify keep shoving that Olivia Dean lady down my throat bro

For the wonderful @yaz113.bsky.social on your birthday. I compiled a totally, completely, utterly random assortment of the good times we've shared with no ulterior motives on my part. Thank you for always pushing me to be my best with a healthy dash of competitiveness. Happy birthday.♥️

new header, who dis?

me rereading my own fic like damn i really ate with this omg I need a part 2

ohhh boy…. opening these has got to be THEE most nerve wracking parts of my birthday lmao

hello all, for my birthday, I compiled all of my previously scrapped fics (any that were 2k+ words at least) into one fic for everyone who was curious. Most of them are incomplete, but you have full permission to read/remix/continue whichever ones you wish. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/733516...

It’s actually insane how much prettier the lady who played Nomi’s mother got when she stopped being transphobic lollll

I fear that superpower guy is still soooo hot to me and that says more than enough about my taste in men =/

the subtle escalation of Lito practically whispering Hernando‘s name to Daniela at dinner, to saying it out loud when Hernando was breaking up with him on the movie set, to practically yelling at it at São Paulo pride…. Sense8 really is the show of all time

I searched this out of curiosity and why am I like this lmaoooo

I lowkey love how unserious the Kenyans were about the filming going on on the streets of Kibera lolll you can see the extras in the background staring straight into the camera 😂😂😂

once again eating a roti with a filthy chicken to potatoes ratio and am once again thinking that this is what jesus died on the cross for, masha'Allah