I CHECKED FOR FUN BUT THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY SHOW IT HERE YOU’RE JOKING😭

Are TikTokkers deliberately speaking slower to extend the length of their videos so they can monetize them? because why are you pausing for three human seconds between each word??

[update] Completed: #AO3 is back sooner than expected, and we have new and improved options for browsing collections! Get the details on collection tags at AO3 News: https://ao3-news.org/collection-tags

me crawling out of that man’s closet on a cold night in December 2035: “enough time has passed and I really need to know why the finale was called Merm—“ *I am tackled by T*ika W*ititi himself*

this guy’s a gangster??? his real name is CLARENCE

thinking about this lovely hymn today as the Christians on tiktok spiral about the fact that the rapture was NOT actually happening this week :)

I love yall so fuckin much lmaooo archiveofourown.org/works/704002...

one like and I'll post the next chapter of the fosters fic

oh my god I’m going through an impossible crisis… Spotify has done away with the version of Tchaikovsky’s swan lake that I like and I can’t FIND IT

me if accidentally hitting the report post button when I try to block someone was a crime:

and to paraphrase from the incredibly @sensationseekng.bsky.social: cover up each side of his face and look at how drastically the expression changes from left to right !!!!

AHH This was so fun !!!!

I will cut off your cock and shove it so far up your arse you’ll be pissing out of your mouth?????? HELLOOOOOO???????

TIM MINEAR COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS

Ohhh I’m vibrating with rage rn

Bobby had to die for realism but Athena and Hen are going into space to stop a meteor. BOBBY HAD TO DIE FOR REALISM BUT ATHENA AND HEN ARE GOING INTO SPACEEEEEEE

I'd like to do an interest check for a completely selfish exchange where I write you a fic with a prompt/pairing of your choosing, and you write me a Stizzy fic... maybe for my birthday? November 30th?

it's only now clicking that Marianne probably didn't even hear the voicemail where Connell told her he loved her

Happy Bi Visibility Day! 🩷💜💙 Remember when AppleTV confirmed bi!Jamie 😌

So the rapture’s coming to take away the white folk? Thank God. I get so tired of them telling us about how much they hate to bathe.

It’s so funny cuz if the rapture happens the only way we’ll know it did is cuz all the newborns in the peds wards and nicus are gonna vanish. And that’s about IT!

it’s also the way Joel Fry does background vocals in Your Idol and yall still haven’t watched kpop demon hunters🥱

Taika Waititi is literally in kpop demon hunters and yall are sleeping on this movie btw 💔

This is @yaz113.bsky.social agenda

I don’t know who needs this, but if there’s a set publicized date for god to come back, he will not come back on that date out of spite !!! he’s been VERY clear that we know not the hour of the master’s appearing !!

READ THIS! Yaz does so freaking much with 1,000 words 😍

for day six of #OFMDBisexualWeek, the rarest of rare pairs, Stede Bonnet/Mary Bonnet LMAOO (with some blink-and-you'll-miss-it stizzy & mary/evelyn omg I haven't strayed so far from the light archiveofourown.org/works/71162181

Good night it’s 1am and I can’t sleep and if your mom is still around and you have a good relationship with her you should tell her you love her.. I really miss mine

stede and mary as bi4bi .... many thoughts head full

feeling bad for the people who subscribed to that 9-1-1 fic I was writing cuz there's nooo way I can even think about that now that Bobby is dead lmao

For day five of #OFMDBisexualWeek, Stede has an eye opening conversation, and a kiss archiveofourown.org/works/71114751

the concept of Conell ruining his relationship with Marianne by not asking her to the Debs and then finding out that everyone knew about them anyway so he had no reason to not ask her ... this fucking book/series bro.. Sally Rooney you ate that one thing

when will my beta reader (Jillian) return from the war (her beach vacation)?

Yaz does OFMD Bisexual Week Fic, a thread 🧵

I should have done a thread, probably.... hindsight really is 20/20

for day four of #OFMDBisexualWeek pls enjoy some stedezheng (with background/implied steddyhands), my second favorite pairing that I literally never write lmao archiveofourown.org/works/71038066

thankful to the canyon server and r/nostupidquestions today LMAOO

I started both conversations with friends AND normal people and could not get through them😭and I DO like those complete silence witty remarks type shows so idk what happened

google docs, R U SURE???

one of my (what I’m realizing to be) many “last OFMD edits”😂season 1 Stede Bonnet, aka literally me

the concept of wanting to post two chapters simultaneously cuz the next one is so good you can't wait for people to read it

Lucius looking at Stede like you gullible motherfucker lmaoooooooo

0 days since I've cried to 'you gave me my soul back...and now, I give it to you'

no shade but if I made a video and there’s dozens of men in my comments talking about how right I am and how this is what a real woman is supposed to be like, I’d need to delete that video and take a step back to reevaluate what the fuck I just said that made them rally behind me😭get BACK

Stede Bonnet would call someone a trifling bitch in complete seriousness and be confused when someone tells him it's AAVE now lollll

he was so proud when he thought of that fuckass Izzy’s revenge what a fucking dork lmaoooo

lrt now if EYE speak

Reserve your good faith only for those who deserve it

I say this everytime I accidentally play a YouTube video with my phone’s VPN set to America but I genuinely CANNOT believe yall are watching actual ads before the YouTube videos yall watch omg .. I would simply never use YouTube😭

#WIPWednesday lolll this is the most self indulgent thing I’ve ever written lmaooo