Myles Garrett is one sack away from the single-season record 👀

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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.

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Meet Hegssseth, the Sssecretary of War. Cobraaa!!!

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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

That they have lived with this trauma & pain for so long is truly heartbreaking. How anyone can support protecting the perpetrators any longer is hard to believe & a complete disgrace! #Justice4TheEPSTEIN_SurvivorsNOW ✊

Josh Giddey (De'Andre Hunter) ruled out Monday.

New IMPORTANT Public Enemy just dropped via Rolling Stone www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

Head to a protest today. I can almost promise you will feel less hopeless. That's exactly what they don't want. There are more of us than there are of them.

I know everyone is sick of hearing this but Dorothy is a mom’s friend’s name, NOT a mom’s name. If your mom is named Dorothy: SHE’S NOT REALLY YOUR MOM

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seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

Relatable.

That's #Guardsball ⚾️

Is it too early to manifest a Cleveland v. Milwaukee World Series match-up in honor of Bob Uecker? 🤞😬

My beloved Cleveland Guardians ❤️ They play the rattiest-ass baseball, and we cherish it.

The Cleveland Guardians are going to the post season!!! I cordially invite everyone who counted this team out to...

Chuck Bucks?!

Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Nothing to see here but a wholesome thread about Cleveland Guardians baseball ⚾️❤️

He 👏 Is 👏 A 👏 Fucking 👏 Moron 👏

The Guardians were as many as 15.5 games behind in the division in early July This is the largest deficit overcome to tie or take the lead in a division (1969-on) or league (1900-‘68) Their 11-game Sept deficit is the largest Sept deficit overcome to tie/lead h/t @EliasSports

That. Is. Guards. Baseball. 😤⚾️ #Guardsball

Subtly downgrade a band: Mildly Bruising Pumpkins

Top tier $h!t posting 😙👌

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

Trans rights are human rights.

Truth bomb‼️ This man should be the one speaking on college campuses… “They’re planning for us to turn on each other and make this culture war a civil war. I am begging you, please, for the love of God, for the love of our neighbors… do not take the bait.” Watch

the only AI i need is an earpiece i can wear at my kid's birthday party that tells me the name of the parent i've met like four times before

“don’t flush wipes” is my PSL plumbing safety lesson

*🎶 You-uu you-uu you otter know-oh! 🎶 *Alanis, singing about how to go down on her in a theater. Probably.

It’s like a fucked up Oregon Trail where you know you’re going to die but you don’t know whether it’s from a formerly eradicated disease, the horrifying effects of climate change, being executed for speaking out against Trump, or World War 3.

Now do, "Is Donald Trump too much of a pedophile to be President?"

“Dear Baby Jesus, we beseech you, to still the tongues of the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and his 'friend' and turn a blind eye if we are called upon to bear false witness—like denying identifiable signatures—as we unwelcome strangers, kill the sick, and take from the poor in your holy name. Glory!”

Donald Trump: FBI Informant or...Leader of the Pro Pedophile Party? Trump was Epstein's "closest friend," but he also promised to share the Epstein Files, which are apparently a Hoax that he helped uncover as an FBI informant. Got it? open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Inflation is up, job growth stalls, unemployment at highest in nearly four years, but Trump saved the Cracker Barrel logo.

A couple of months ago, the Navy dishonored civil rights hero Harvey Milk by removing his name from a ship. Now, the Air Force is dishonoring itself by celebrating a domestic terrorist called Ashli Babbitt.

Are we ever going to get to a point in this country when we understand that the man below has a whole reality he's created in his head that has no connection to the one we live in—that no one can dissuade him from—but that every fake emergency he declares to expand his powers draws exclusively from?

But if you use flag to beat up a policeman at the US Capital, you get a job in the Justice Department.

Orlando wasn’t having what DeSantis did. They recolored the Pulse Memorial crosswalk.

LGBTQ people and our history will never be erased, and the lives taken at Pulse will never be forgotten.

“Daddy, I’m getting a heart!” Ava cheered on a video call with her father after her doctor whispered the good news in her ear. Born with multiple heart defects, Ava got a life-saving transplant that’s given her a second chance. Ava’s story: cle.clinic/45FMTuS