I miss passionate sex. Lots of foreplay and kissing and touching. Feeling like you wanna be in each other’s skin. If it’s not like this, I don’t want it

These prices are ridiculous! To be priced out of lean ground beef.

I’m never scared to say I don’t understand something. That’s how I know I’m actually smart and not just pretending like most people.

I pronounced "Stingy" like "Chingy" until I heard how it was supposed to be pronounced when I listened to Stingy - Ginuwine. People sat there and let me do it too. All the way up until I was...I wanna say 15 😐

That belief kept me in a relationship at least five or six years longer than I should have been there. Longevity is praised above happiness and we see our parents with these 20 or 30-year marriages and they're miserable. Being together but hating it the whole time is not something to Aspire to

Yes and no. A lot of Americans have main character syndrome real bad and it displays itself as egotism. I think it’s easier to internalize rejection when you approach the world that way. We also need to deprioritize romantic connection as a culture. Folks place too much stock in partnership -

and as a result any romantic rejection is perceived as a statement of your personal worth rather than any of the other number of reasons someone might reject you. We also have to stop viewing incompatibility as rejection. That’s another culture issue but that’s neither here nor there.

We need to have the conversation tho. Ppl are refusing to exit dead relationships cuz they view breakups as failures. Incompatibility isn’t a factor when the alternative (being single) is considered worse.

I enjoy intimacy, affection and closeness but I don’t wanna have sex all the time. Where do I meet ppl who understand this and respect my boundaries?

Thick thighs n all that

I will accept this 🙂‍↕️

And if he wasn’t a “real” prince then that means Aladdin was robbed of a wish

......ykw...

And I don't just want to be picked up, I want to be COMFORTABLY carried without the mf looking like this the whole time.

You're absolutely correct. Gym strength =/= functional strength.

Ijs weight distribution matters. If you want to show me you can pick up a big girl, pick up a big girl 😜

I might be in the minority but those gym videos don't impress me as far as it being a testament to being able to lift big girls 🫣 yes you can lift 300 pounds with a bar that has equal weight on both sides. Can you lift anything that heavy when all the weight is centered in one spot?

Officially sugar cookie season for those of us of the lighter shades 🥲

I don’t think I stop liking people quickly but it probably feels abrupt to the person. As soon as I see something I don’t like, it’s over. The switch immediately flips in my mind and I’m done. That could happen a week in, a month, 6 months 🤷🏾‍♀️

you knew who I was when you chose me. I’m not shrinking now just to make you comfortable.

you loved the baddie when she was yours to chase, now you’re scared other people might notice? that’s a you problem.

Attempting to appear less attractive cuz your partner is insecure is fuckn crazy

Rule number 1 about doing anything, don't sit down. Lol I done sat down and now I'm like, maybe I'll start up again tomorrow.

I forgot The Ring has that hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa tint throughout the whole goddamn movie

If all you know is unhealthy love from the people you love, it’s natural to think that’s the way love is supposed to be.

What do you consider a mean woman? I ask because in my experience what people call mean for women usually is just a woman that suffers no fools, takes no shit and sets hard boundaries

Because a lot of men are actually submissives and mean women help them scratch that itch

Grammar confession: "Won't" being the contraction for "Will not" makes me mad. I wanna be up in this mf screaming about shit I "Willn't" do 😤

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

I love when ppl put me in their private stories

I know it’s hard to date with your heart open and not be jaded, but if you truly want romantic love it’s the only way. Everybody’s so scared of looking vulnerable that you play silly little nonchalant games. Then you wonder why everything always falls apart quicker than it came together.

Will never forget Twitter gave us this gem 💀

"Cam Newton lookin" 🤣🤣 #AbbottElementary

Me: Ok I’m going to take this slow and steady. Give myself time to really see who he is before making any decisions. Feelings take time to grow. This is a marathon, not a sprint. 24 hours later:

lol, when you live with chronic illness, everyday feels like playing Russian roulette.

"I don't even know what could be reconciled because l, to this day, don't know what the problem is" Megan said A WORD with that Imao find out a bitch is foaming at the mouth over something she never brought to you. Whole time they seething vou just like ?????

This is not about having a cut off game. Fuck all that. This is about you being disrespectful to someone you said you cared about as a friend. There are some things and behaviors you don’t do if you want to continue being friends.

Maybe I’m an asshole. Well I am. I don’t need closure. I don’t need one last time. I don’t want to talk it out. I don’t need none of that shit. Immediately no. Immediately, I’ve moved on with my life. Apologies not needed over here. I’m good. You don’t ever have to worry about me again.

Once I’m done, I be done. I don’t spin the block about nothing. Because I know it built up to me being done. I know I gave you every opportunity to show me you’re a good person and you repeatedly shitted all over it. Now you gotta get out my face. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Two dumb people dating each other going, "Exactlyyy".

The more KeKe Palmer talks the more i realize that she is the auntie who would protect the nasty uncle

Tbh I'm afraid of a mf who puts that limit on HIMSELF. Like don't act like it's "out of respect for me and our relationship" cause really all you're telling me is you're not able to conduct yourself around women. I love a man that the girlies love cause he's kind to them without crossing a line 🤷🏽‍♀️

The "I wouldn't put myself in a position to cheat and that's why I don't interact with anyone of the opposite sex when I have a partner" never made sense to me. Because what do you mean? You can't be normal? I think only people who WOULD cheat say that shit.

I can’t wait till the high is 60

Grocery shopping is literally depressing.

I use PTO the moment I’m eligible. I refuse to burnout bc I want my boss to think I’m a dedicated employee. If you can’t see that I work hard when I’m on the clock, nothing I do will prove my work ethic is solid.

Lmao naw fr once I dont like you I dont like you forever people be amazed at the level of grudge I can hold

Notice she never mentioned beating her kids, I want folks to take specific note on that.

It’s also interesting that women especially find their desire for sex improves with competent + kind partners.