Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)

If you’re looking for any last minute Christmas gifts (or shopping ahead for a birthday, graduation, employee of the month ceremony, whatever) then I highly suggest the book Hell is a World Without You by Jason Kirk. I’m very biased but it’s one of my favorites. https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/novel

Nicki Minaj going full far right was one of the easiest calls of the last fifteen years.

Two tie team! Two Tie Team!! TWO TIE TEAM!!!

If you're taking care of business around the holidays why not do it with Lit Lit? Our most recent episode was about The Running Man by Stephen King which we...had feelings about. Were they good feelings? Heavens no. #BookSky open.spotify.com/episode/2cnC...

i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling

Maybe the real Fellowship of the Ring was the friends we made along the way.

Me vs Friday Me Dealing With The Consequences of My Thursday Actions

It’s not even 3pm and we’ve finished Fellowship, good early place.

Happy Thanksgiving from Edward.

Even on Thanksgiving we’re dropping Lit Lits! This episode is Dani’s Birthday Episode so we read Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta and welp, hope you like vivid descriptions of horse handjobs. No, we shall not elaborate. open.spotify.com/episode/6H78...

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

Little Lit is up! For her birthday episode, Dani decided that she wanted to ask riddles for us to solve in the moment. If you're wondering how on earth that could make for good audio, you're thinking it through more than she did! Whatever, shut up, listen to it. open.spotify.com/episode/5cj2...

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Lit Lit is up! This week we discuss Havoc by Christopher Bollen, a run of the mill psychological thriller about people bickering in a hotel during Covid. OR IS IT?!? Tune in for that and all the Hoobastank talk you'll ever need (which, admittedly, is not much). 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/33p3...

Art. https://youtu.be/veSg0RjgbX4?si=eOyO2t_PMnikjd2n

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

These T-Mobile commercials featuring Zoe Saldana feel like they were produced by Cocaine.

lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need

The new Lit Lit is up! It's doubly unfortunate that we couldn't release an episode last week because this is a spoooooky episode about The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty. So please do your part to prolong your own personal Halloween and listen! Thanks all. 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/3aLV...

I’m sorry but Bimzelex can’t be the name of medicine, try again.

rich people freaking out about zohran are starting to sound more horny than anything else. ohh noooo mister mamdani sir don’t set up a guillotine in my yard 🫣 it would be sooooo awful if you tarred and feathered me for everyone to see 🤤 sir please don’t step on my trachea and call me a filthy pig 🥵🥺

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

I know it’s a crowded field but Ackman might be the stupidest man in America.

Recency bias notwithstanding, I feel like Vladito and Yamamoto are two of the most astonishing sustained postseason performances I've ever seen. I'm sure Madison Bumgarner has a case but I don't want care to think about him at this moment. I'd rather think about the cool guys.

Bo Bichette? Where?

I’m not going to live tweet all of 13th Warrior but let me just say that this is sincerely one of the best action/adventure movies of the 90s. Find enjoy it, love it.

Omar Sherif is in the first fifteen minutes at most of 13th Warrior and somehow he exudes likability, competence, everything you’d want from a diplomat. The rest of the movie is why I love it so much, but it’s an underrated start to what could be much much trickier.

LIT LIT PROGRAMMING NOTE: our apologies but there will not be a new episode out this week as travel has screwed our recording schedule. We should be back to business as usual next week but will let you know if that's not the case. We blame Blood and Ash (and the whiskey needed to get through it).

Can only hear this in @hollyanderson.bsky.social’s voice.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.

Listening to this Mobb Deep and man, P really had one of the best voices ever in hip hop.

Head into your weekend with a brand new Little Lit! On this episode we are still reeling from our discussion of Blood and Ash (and from the whiskey) so we play The Friendship Game to find out if we still like each other after the torment we put ourselves through. 💙📚 open.spotify.com/episode/5s3g...

I love that if any other live show came back to a bunch of laughter you’d think it was staged and phony as hell, but it’s Inside the NBA and it’s the best.

Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Bob Gibson hit a home run and threw a 10-strikeout complete game in Game 7 of the 1967 World Series, so no, just hitting a home run as a starting pitcher isn't enough

HOO BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN! In this week's Lit Lit we are back in the world of Blood and Ash talking about "The Primal of Blood and Bone" by Jennifer L. Armentrout, the sixth(!) book in this series. Whiskey is (heavily) involved and (very) necessary. Dear god(s). 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/2w0I...

Oh wow, one of my top five (I think?) Wonder Years songs got a music video. youtu.be/HEemt0qxryw?...

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

It is time. Ugggggh it's time. The new book in Jennifer L. Armentrout's series Blood and Ash is out and our episode later this week will be a full discussion of it. If you'd like any background or to listen to us try to remember what happens, here's a Little Lit. 📚💙 open.spotify.com/episode/0CEu...

seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.