keep honking, i'm on wikipedia

this is, unfortunately, a good time to remind everybody (myself included) to update their wills and keep in mind what their family members will have to deal with in the absence of certainty should they not have any via their wills. you never know what could happen. it's not just about assets

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

it's time for John Mayer to write "waiting on the world to change, again" and liberals to hole up and wait for this all to blow over

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You couldn’t write “Pretty Woman” today. There’s too many pretty women. No one would know which one you were talking about.

Feeling soft & tender about Dougy Jones and David Lynch today.

A bunch of birds in progress 🐣

An example. This is something I never expected to get much reaction, and have been very surprised by the responses.

Happy Economic blackout day! No cash or A$$ for fascists! 💸🍑

Naughty and nice dolls.

wanna smush my face on a cat REAL BAD

"Don't you ever in your motherfucking life dim your light for nobody" - St. Chroma, Tyler, the Creator

yay okay that's officially all the #horriblegirls! 55 of em. this has been such a fun project haha

Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2025

Work in progress #art

outside is sounding loud today

I'm a stay-at-home uncle

The best activity to do after a good nap is to immediately take another nap

You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water

Will give you their undivided attention, but will be late (& sleepy).

Hoping that going home for Christmas the weekend before and leaving before Christmas Eve will save me from needing to have the "I'm too old to be guilted into going to church with you" conversation.

Dusk; fireflies

fuck yeah

Tulip can’t believe it

Girls only want one thing. And it is to wake up just one goddamn day a week without some fresh hell to deal with.

LEGALIZE TAKING A NAP WHILE AT WORK, SOMETIMES BITCHES JUST SLEEPY

I need to try to go back to sleep please pray for me in an atheist way

consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy

Me everyday waking up to another nightmare day of work.

I am all for issuing just an absolute blizzard of increasingly kooky executive orders. Require all coffeehouses to serve milk on tap. Turn all coal-fired power plants into air and space museums. Make the military wear sillier hats. Let's fucking go.

BTW if you have a prescription for injectable estrogen, refill it as often as possible, even if you don't need it. Refills are often available every 28 days, and it can take 3+ months to go through a vial Unopened, most estrogen will be good for 2+ years, and once punctured, you can go 8-12 months

what’s going on bluesky nation

🌊 waterfall dress 🌊

Given the election, I feel like an essay I wrote on palliative activism would be helpful to lots of folks. Any thoughts on a magazine/outlet that would be interested with very quick turnaround?

I mean I’m not surprised but yeah, the Democratic Party really is just going to peacefully hand us over to the people who want to kill us. Fun fucking times.

medusa 🐍🌸

you ever notice how things are bad

The headphones stay on (during grocery shopping)

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

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If you see this, post a vampire 🧛‍♀️

Joan of arc costume pieces arriving