I'm begging Americans once again to read a damn book. A pamphlet, even. Words have actual meanings.

Trymp: *goes full fascist in the most textbook way possible* Americans: what is he, some kind of COMMUNIST?

about 54% of americans read below a sixth grade level and somehow they all have jobs writing about politics

Ok, who THE FUCK gave my address to this mosquito?! 😡😡😡

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

I love everyone talking about going to mastadon as if we didn’t all try that when twitter first went to hell, and then just immediately give up on it because mastadon sucks as a twitter clone

BSky hid @asukafield.xyz's transphobia mod list. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

i'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about how funny it is to write a song called "the fate of ophelia" and have it be an upbeat pop song about your quarterback boyfriend. thank god I found a man so I don't have to kill myself

"Japan's first female prime minister" Oh? :D "nationalist' "opposes same sex marriage" "says Japans war crimes are exaggerated" :|

the shitposters on this platform must overtake the tech posters if we want this place to thrive, the first bluesky war

us gov shutdown because and i quote "they want transgender for everybody"

Josh Barro blocked me on Twitter back in the day because I kept replying to him with images of the smart gremlin in Gremlins 2

FYI! I made a 🏳️‍🌈queer🏳️‍⚧️ little retro style RPG game about robot dogs and evil smiley faces, and it’s currently on Steam Sale for 25% off 💕💕💕 store.steampowered.com/app/1699260/...

Cloudy gets a lot of love, but honestly it’s not nearly enough, let’s all love Cloudy! 💕☁️💕

Estrogen Injected 💕

Transbian shitposting is a way of life.

I don’t understand why bluesky users get so offended by the discover tab existing

Second time he’s had his people get rid of Epstein

my mom took tylenol and now i'm a beautiful woman

Autism is Awesome, actually!

Good morniiing to everybody, I hope you all have a beautiful and wonderful day today, I hope everything goes perfectly for you today, I hope you can eat some good food, or some good snacks, I hope you achieve everything I know you are all capable of, I hope you all have peace of mind today

“What does the clown makeup mean?” Me: “I’m just a clown girl” “Right, but what does it *mean*?” Me: “…it means I like wearing clown makeup”

Subtweets are for cowards

Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.

is it bad i’m just now realizing fallon and kimmel are two different people

Dude expects us to think he’s anti fascist when he genuinely believes that trans people are “the biggest threat to society” 🙃

Slipping anti-Nintendo in there is just really funny to me, and I won’t pretend that it’s not lol

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

fandom culture is antithetical to art

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

This seems appropriate after my last post

“empathy separates us from them” no actually what separates me from them is nazism

This is my pyramid scheme post. Everyone who shares this post will get one reshare out of me to be seen by my followers. (content I choose to reshare is at my discretion)

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

only the silly shall survive

IGN's website after 9/11 is....surreal.

Tea is so goated

This is the person they are suspending people over btw

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

lmfao god imagine if they never catch the guy bc they fired all the federal agents that weren't loyalist pigs

Good morniiing to everybody, I hope you all have the most wonderful and beautiful day today! I hope you are insanely lucky today! I hope you achieve all the dreams you have! I hope you eat some delicious donuts! I hope you know that I think you're all very wonderful, thank you all for being here!!

You don't have to say a person was nice just because they have died. If someone was evil, they were evil. Dying doesn't make someone a good person automatically.

the right are always trying to redefine feminism as whatever bullshit it is they’re currently trying to sell.