Saying the Pope is weak on crime is like saying "the pope is weak on crime" (there are no good analogies for how fucking stupid that is; it's a category that contains exactly one example)

Thirsty Dog!/Thirsty Cat! (1994-1994): Liters of lightly carbonated bottled water made specifically for pets, containing vitamins and flavorings ("crispy beef" for dogs, and "tangy fish" for cats), but FDA approved for humans consumption, and even certified kosher.

Earth-shattering discovery by @glowingskeleton.bsky.social... The skull on the cover of TALES FROM THE QUADEAD ZONE was probably copied from a panel from THE NEW MUTANTS #11 (Art by Sal Buscema):

🌏 Footage of Earth's atmospheric entry before landing, taken by the Artemis II crew from aboard the lander.

Picnic! At Hanging Rock

Revised 1994 Best Actor Oscar lineup - Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Jim Carrey, Dumb and Dumber - Jeff Daniels, Dumb and Dumber - Johnny Depp, Ed Wood - Martin Short, Clifford

This isn’t surprising. Soderbergh seems to hate being on set actually shooting the film and loves editing. This way he’ll be able to quickly create shots and tinker with them and have an extended post production and a greatly shorter actual production.

Megyn Kelly doing the line from Clifford (1994)

No! It’s because I’m disassociating!

She should write to her senator!

Critics Outraged By Flippant School Shooting Plotline In ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ https://theonion.com/critics-outraged-by-flippant-school-shooting-plotline-in-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/

Post your top 3 films of 2026 so far.

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

My ufo/weirdo/paranormal/fortean/cerealogist/occult magazine filing project restarts. Today: ‘Pursuit’, the magazine of S.I.T.U. Years ago, when Mike Swords (visit his blog, he is a deep thinker) got the archive of S.I.T.U., he sent me a complete run of the magazine.

Urgent mail from before the internet. (Just checked and it’s John Williams’ WITCHES OF EASTWICK score, for the record.)

I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????

Obscure YT of the day: Ben Stiller made a short film at 20, THE HUSTLER OF MONEY, a bowling parody of THE COLOR OF MONEY w John Mahoney (SAY ANYTHING) in the Newman role. It later aired on SNL in 1987. youtu.be/aVk5Se6gVTE?...

Someone sent me this.

Reading Guardian obit for Mary Beth Hurt (RIP) reminds me she was in the excellent PARENTS (1989), one of a flurry of genre pics (BLUE VELVET, SOCIETY etc) exposing the creepy underbelly of suburban USA in the era of Reagan. (Whole film is on YT.) My friends & I were forever quoting it: "Leftovers!"

Drew a Hedorah! One of my favourite Godzilla guys!

Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/

Ya está en la calle el especial de @CINEMANIA_ES de abril, con la lista de LAS 100 MEJORES PELÍCULAS DE TERROR DEL SIGLO XXI, un resumen de 25 años de miedo en el que he aportado mis dos pesetas. Con la excusa, voy a publicar mi selección personal aportada por aquí. Keep on! 👇

I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️

We gotta do something about metaphors

Tubi continues to be the people’s streaming service: the 200+ pre-2008 episodes of Sesame Street that got removed from HBO Max back in 2022 are being made available there now. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

Messiah of Evil (1974)

If you help me make this movie. You'll become a producer, and at a certain level you can get a portion of the money we net selling the film. It's an actual investment, not just a way to be nice to me. www.gofundme.com/f/help-scout...

Excerpt from Hilary Mantel’s review of Robocop archive.spectator.co.uk/article/20th...

the Metaverse and Sora in one week is a devastating moment for pointless bullshit

what did y'all get from the Infinifilm sale this year

hace no mucho las noticias eran sobre cosas que iban a pasar y no cosas que la gente dice o piensa

Best Years Of Area Man's Life Apparently Never Going To Happen https://theonion.com/best-years-of-area-mans-life-apparently-never-going-to-1819566489/

Japanese promotional art by Ryoichi Ikegami for Dune (1984)

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Messiah of Evil (1973) /// Anguish (1987) /// Evil Dead Trap 2: Hideki (1992) /// Scream 2 (1997)

Watching AMERICAN PIE and had to look up how how old Jennifer Coolidge was in it. 37 years old. Then my body mummified and I turned into a a pile of dust. Have a great night!

am I out of line here

With respect, I don't think this movie lost because of this pretty ineffectual smear campaign. One group of Oscar voters elevated it from 90 submissions to the top 15; then another elevated it to the top 5. It is excruciatingly difficult to sit through and it lost to a movie with nine nominations.>

Maybe my most old man opinion is that this should just be policy in any shared space, public or private.

guardemos este para cuando nos regañen por celebrar que se murió

the thing i keep coming back to whenever “bluesky isnt quite there yet” discourse hits the timeline is at least on here my viral posts arent generating revenue for an artisanal and on-demand child sexual assault image generator

Renate Reinsve name-drops my book in the new @sightsoundmag.bsky.social !

Jajajaja

"ya más gente en letterboxd a visto El alimento del miedo que To Kill a Stranger"... dato que me interesa a mí y a dos o tres personas más en el mundo

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar