When I was in middle school some boys in the locker room said if you laid on one arm until it was numb and then touched yourself with it, it was like being touched by someone else. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

Here I am surrounded by geriatric ladies. One - in a dark passage - frightened me - thought she was a ghost.

This is my absolute favorite photo of Udo Kier. Taken at Smitty's BBQ in Lockhart, TX in (I think) 2002 when he visiting Alamo Drafthouse's original location for screenings of Dracula and Frankenstein.

Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯

Filming location of Dorish Wishman's Nude on the Moon and HG Lewis' Jimmy, the Boy Wonder!

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

Someone commented on a many years old Letterboxd review of mine, opening with "Speak for yourself." !?!

He's still processing the @theonion.com's Jeffrey Epstein Bad Pedophile.

Here’s our new trailer for FEMALE MISBEHAVIOR: THE FILMS OF MONIKA TREUT, which opens in New York at @anthologyfilmarchives on October 11th before expanding to other cities over the coming months. More info: www.anthologyfilmarchives.org/film_screeni...

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

"Everything's A-OK" = the aquatic version of the "Everything's fine" meme. This adorable, perfectly timed photo of a fish hiding in the mouth of a bigger predator (from which he'd later escape) won Gabe Jensen 1st Place, Underwater category, 2024 CUPOTY. #Nature #Photography #EastCoastKin #Wildlife

pd187 buried this insightful observation in a review of Fright Night Part 2 boxd.it/6RN5p

Phase IV (1974, Saul Bass)

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

being a silly guy slows the aging process

The youngest of these guys is 65 and the oldest is 80!

Picking just three underrated masterpieces from this list: Last Hurrah for Chivalry: Everything Woo would do in his Heroic Bloodshed films, but in the guise of a 70s wuxia film. School on Fire: Ringo's bleakest, and best, movie. Blind Detective: Every great Johnnie To film rolled into one movie.

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

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I am just going to keep posting that the TX governor recently pardoned a political murderer. The dude texted "I'm going to shoot protestors", then went and shot a Black Lives Matter protester. He was convicted in a jury trial. Hard to find a more blatant example of celebrating political violence.

Rick roll your artsiest friends by sending them this link with "Hey, have you ever listened to The Disintegration Loops?"

I read Gravity's Rainbow recently (please, hold your applause), and I un-jokingly think PT Anderson could make it work as a sprawling Berlin Alexanderplatz style prestige cable miniseries.

I know things are tight all over, but it's really wild that Liz doesn't have a full time gig. Film and video people, let Liz help you out!

"Larry Cohen was like the white Martin Luther King for movies!" -- Yaphet Kotto, star of Cohen's BONE. Larry Cohen's autobiography coming this fall from Sticking Place books, alongside HEADHUNTER, an unproduced Cohen screenplay! Spread the word!

The way they staged this photo makes it looks like the dog is selling the meth

All your favorite celebs have come all the way from Heaven just to be here and teach you popular slot and table games! Pay close attention or you'll be dragged back to the underworld when the celebs leave!

I got this one a few weeks back.

Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation

New sexuality just dropped

Congrats to Tramell Tillman on coming out as gay and Tom Cruise.

People like to talk about the Criterion Collection half-off sale, but that happens all the time, what they really should be focusing on is the always reasonably priced fan merchandise for THE WHALE that is readily available on Redbubble

Fermenter Extra? Female to Male Trickster? F. Mount Rockstar?

the building where joe rogan's comedy club is used to be a movie theater where one time i saw a movie about a mermaid who sucks dudes' dicks until they die we used to be a proper country

god he’s so funny sometimes “i don’t think they [the british] should play anything”

Yeah, I'm a Disney adult.* *(I love Race with the Devil!)

Can’t explain why but that dissolve to Robert Mitchum’s impassive face whilst Kate Bush is performing on a French tv show is one of the funniest things ever

RIP Jonathan Kaplan. I knew Jonathan since the late 60s. No finer filmmaker, no better friend. His cancer battle was finally lost Friday morning. His many friends and colleagues will remember him fondly. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

This kitten is braver than Sean Duffy

Definitely not an important thing with all the other horrors and devastation going on, but RIP my Discogs wishlist

Afrosound - El Regreso de E.T. el Extraterrestre [Colombia, Cumbia/Afrobeat/Disco/Space/Rock] [1983] - this is just crazy as it sounds https://redd.it/518rng https://youtu.be/R_5xtN8CUYk

A fitting tribute.

Hulk Hogan won't get to see the new Air Bud 😕

The Boz himself unexpectedly graced last night's weird wednesday screening of Stone Cold!!! Intro: youtu.be/Tzyy9u0dwJY Q&A: youtu.be/XiuFtw2pBUo thanks to @pobrecito.bsky.social for booking/hosting, AGFA for the print, and Dana for appreciating fine cinema with me on on our wedding anniversary

By the way… if you have Kanopy, you can now stream UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE, one of the best movies of the year so far.

"The Wall Street Journal, here: not exactly a bastion of anti-capitalist sentiment!"