“That alarm was still ringing within her. A match had been struck and was hovering over a pool of accelerant, flames poised to be unleashed if she didn’t get on a line and douse them immediately." @kp-writer.bsky.social @bellabooks.bsky.social

New Review Crash and Burn by KP Evans is a humorous, tense and sexy romance between a hot but traumatized firefighter and the free spirit business owner who sets up across the street from Station 2 @kp-writer.bsky.social @bellabooks.bsky.social thelesbianreview.com/crash-burn-k...

Hey hey heeeyyy! TLR got a hold of Crash and Burn and the verdict is: it's pretty good! Check out the review below.

Do you like: - grumpy firefighters - excitable sunshine cinnamon roll LIs - small towns - lots and lots of Air Jordan sneakers - Taylor Swift references - sweet and spicy love scenes If so, you should check this out. If not, you should check it out anyway.

Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) is indeed a little bitch

Well look at this! Someone pretty cool and vaguely talented wrote a book! Check it out at Bella Books.

Very much seems like the US is entering a war with Iran because Nethanyahu started it. No broader discussion about the US national interest here from the America first guys

Tomorrow is a very good day to impeach a president and his entire cabinet. Today would be good too, but tomorrow will work for me.

no funding if it seems like the research MIGHT involve a woman or a nonwhite person

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

If you're wondering about the kinds of sodas they had access to while making this decision, then man, do I ever have the blog for you: www.thesodafountain.xyz/p/which-fede...

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

"Die hard fan" means that whenever you watch your team play you just want to die

Leave it to the Packers to lose a playoff game before I've even finished my first drink. YAY WISCONSIN SPORTS

The New York Times can go fuck itself in the face.

I was test driving a car today when suddenly I saw a cybertruck in the next lane. I almost crash the car. Why do they look like that? 😭

steve bannon is screaming "kill the boer", and honestly? swag. never talking shit about how he wears five overlapping flannels again

Title Announcement: Lesser Hungers This paranormal body horror by Rien Gray questions who owns the skin you live in, starring a nonbinary protagonist clawing a new identity after a near-death experience. Release date: November 15, 2025

In 2025, I’d like to invite people to purposefully read more dense and/or complex prose. There is nothing wrong with reading slow or reading something multiple times. There’s no shame in looking up the definition of words or writing out plot events to analyze their importance.

the bar is extremely high but “kek you frens later, anons” might be the single most embarrassing thing anyone has ever posted

As a Twitter elder who saw the rise and fall of the entire site, I beg of you: get help if you think like this. This is not a normal thing to think about. Your brain has been broken by a website.

We actually designed our car to be good at exploding

they suspect terrorism here, so my best guess is that a guy owned a cybertruck for a few months and eventually decided to suicide bomb it

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

"what kind of cat is this" it is a fluff gremlin. don't worry about it

Packers fans are well aware that Christian Watson is Temu Julio Jones.

I would like to extend a Fuck You Very Much to rabid DA fans for essentially bullying John Epler off social media on Dragon Age Day. I would love to talk more Bellara and he had some great info during the AMA. It's a GAME. Go touch grass.

Never in my life have I ever been hanging out with my friends, having a blast, and suddenly thought, “Hey, this is kind of an echo chamber, huh? You know what we would benefit from? Hanging out with someone who hates gay people! That’s a perspective we haven’t considered!”

@iamtherog.bsky.social already pointed this out on twitter but I am horrified to learn that elon musk is so fucking stupid he thinks "climate diversification" is a DEI measure

"But Tom, don't belittle their lived experience; they know the pain of inflation and..." blah blah blah

I had a blast at Conclave, which I thought was delightful, surprisingly funny, and a legit throwback to the More And Better Movies era, but also my wife has roasted me for several days now because I said "hell yeah" during a brief scene where you see some tasty-looking tortellini being made.

This ain’t the place we call bad,,, cuz we gots JOSH GAD @realjoshgad.bsky.social Itz rainbows and butterflies here and dis his REAL government name,,, my womanager knew him in high school @randyrainbow.bsky.social No wonder dis place the truth cuz we got Wonder Woman @lyndacarter.bsky.social

It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.

finally some GOOD news

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

yes, make america NORMAL. do not trim grey flannel BUSINESS suits with yellow PIPING because that's historically a SPORTING DETAIL

Case in point:

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Here’s the voting breakdown for NL manager of the year. Congratulations to Pat Murphy, the first Brewer ever to win this award bbwaa.com/24-nl-mgr/

New York Times i would like to pitch an op-ed about this titled “It’s Moron Time.” i don’t know what i’ll write but i feel strongly that it’s moron time

My top 3 Dragon Age romances

It’s in one sense useful to see woke distilled to so clearly mean “something has changed and I feel threatened”

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin

This is really sticking it to the elites. Cut programs for middle- and low-income Americans to finance tax cuts for the wealthy. Good work, Trump voters! You're showing the powers-that-be who's boss around here.

I'm gonna black out #greenbaypackers

Jesus Christ I'd rather be playing Dragon Age #packers

Fire Quay Walker into the sun