I'd say trying to pick the lock on the door, but she has insufficient skill.

Bellara breaking Elgar'nan's mind control spell with Neve's help. She was just like, "I know this magic." And just starts doing her thing unintimidated by the fact she's fighting off a God. Excuse me? 💦

Homosex Hax Beach Sounds about right.

After the war: Josephine working quietly at her desk while keeping a watchful eye on a very tired Inquisitor while she finally gets some rest.

I wish I hadn't lost the fanfiction I wrote for them.

On the subject of penmanship, I think Vivienne has terrible handwriting. She thinks it's great and elegant cursive but nobody can actually read it including her.

I can hear this too at the Lighthouse: Taash: You're supposed to be slicing the turkey for us to eat, not doing an autopsy on it, Emmerich.

You know turkey day at Josie's would be the best. I can also imagine her giving everyone a gay panic when she slices the turkey. I mean. She's still an Antivan rogue.

Josie absolutely knows all the words to The Rocky Horror Picture cabaret and has willingly devirginized herself by making sex noises on stage.

Not flirting with Josie yet but definitely looking respectfully and threatening to use Cassandra as a weapon.

Great things are happening indeed.

Eeeeeeeeeeee

I bet Threnn has the prettiest handwriting. I can just see Josephine helping her with her penmanship in order to requisition top notch supplies.

Buckley! Natalie's horse is named Buckley. Wynaelora named her Mare (a Dalish thing), Horse. Because she's a shit like that and she said the horse liked it.

I really hope Josephine likes her pasta with apples in it.

You know what's funny: Harding is from Redcliffe right? Which is in the Hinterlands. So, if Rook marries Lace, she has the option to move to the Hinterlands. In Kione's case since she's Natalie's daughter, Natalie will have no choice but to visit the Hinterlands every holiday.

Hi ho Hi ho it's off to the Hinterlands we go Where we'll stay For all our days and Cassandra will aggro all the bears

they're so shiny!

You know Josie is trying not to stare at Natalie's butt here. It's big and fluffy, girlieo.

Wynaelora: It's a curse from the Maker and should be feared! I'm just joking. I mean it's part of me, I have to learn to use it right? It makes the world more interesting to live in, and sex is better.

Here's the thing, too, so Threnny is setting up requisitions for the shit Harritt makes? She's getting crap in from the Anderfels already? How extensive is this girl's network? I mean, I know Loghain's a Warden in this timeline, but still...

Solas always gets these fine furs. When I can select colors for him, I'll put him in greens and browns. It looks good on him. You can't bring down the veil if you ain't cute.

A western appearance always for Varric.

These weapon names mean so much different having played DATV. The Hossberg Twainer is my favorite weapon for Natalie. I love the look of it, and it fits her. She'll get a fire rune as the game goes on. I gave Cassandra the Mortalitasi skull mace because I like being mean to her.

Speak with the Quartermaster

Lace has always had a fantastic back.

The Inquisitor summoning the everyone just to travel to the Black Emporium.

Oh Lace. Soon you will grow into that hairline. She will also be a member of the Heroes Circle. AHHHHHH

Yay here she is! The future Mrs. Trevelyan.

Leliana is the second-best shot in the Inquisition in my Thedas. Harding split Leliana's arrows Robin Hood-style during the initial showdown which is why Lel doesn't compete anymore. "It's a young woman's game now." - Leliana

Leliana: You can go if you like. Oh right. Like she wouldn't wait until Natalie's back was turned before she was mysteriously shot from an insane distance.

Gemma Whelan is among the additional voices in Haven, too. Maker's breath, that woman could read me Terms and Conditions sheets.

Cassandra with her Army. Isabela with her Navy.

I also missed Cassandra's book abuse.

I missed you, Threnny. Oh I am misty eyed.

So, since my World State includes Celene and Briala ruling Orlais together. What if Josephine is named an heir to the Valmont throne?

Y'all have no idea how excited I am to have Josie be in my Circle of Heroes and LIs. Oh, the conversations she and Leliana will have. Ahhhhh!

I hope Josephine likes giant Templar knights who wield battle axes like they're matchsticks.

Today is a good day to smooch Josie.

You're a lesbian. A big fat one. You're also mixed race, don't let them steal that from you.

Rook: Neve or Harding must have put my pack here. The wisps:

Um. I wrote a smut fic where after dancing with Florianne, Wynaelora went out to the garden at the Winter Palace, found Threnn with the other troops, pulled her into a closet and had dirty sex with her to clear her head.

So to think more on Thedosian politics. In my Canon world state, Anora rules alone with no heirs, Celene and Briala rule together with no heirs, Aveline is the Viscount of Kirkwall with Marian Hawke, Leliana is Divine with Warden Enchanter Dawn Amell, Mavaris is Archon of Minrathous.

Oh here's the other fun part of the lyrium trade: Lace Harding wants to draw attention to the suffering of the Titans. Which is great, and she will find allies, but nobody is just going to go along with that.

Now I'm picturing a the Minrathous Broodmother waking up and releasing a bunch of Darkspawn like cicadas. WHY IS MY BRAIN LIKE THIS?

OH GOD OR WHAT IF THAT'S A BROOD MOTHER REFERENCE? WHAT IF MINRATHOUS IS LOCATED ON A GIANT BROODMOTHER AND "THE WOMB" IS WHERE DARKSPAWN COME FROM?!?!? WHAT IF OUR LADY OF VICTORY IS ONE OF THE TITS???

It's also very apparent why I like Bellara so much. What do squirrels smell in the Fade?

If y'all haven't guessed, Vivienne is one of my favorite characters. I love to mess with her. I like to mess with Josephine and Isabela, too, because I think they have rich stories.

More musings: So, Bellara mentions that the area that's being used as the Shadow Dragon hideout means "the womb" in elven. Firstly, I thought this might mean that Minrathous is in a Titan's hoohaa. Which is fitting for Neve because she's a big sapphic.

OH OH OH! So, when you go through Isana Negat, a bunch of politicians are talking about renewing their relations with the Grey Wardens but not for the purpose of trade. So, the Grey Wardens were also being used as mules at one point. I wonder if that's why Vivienne doesn't like them.