Sigh. I guess it’s time to let the domain for that side project I’m clearly never gonna finish expire.

*unclenches jaw*

I think my bones are defective. First it was my inside bones (joints), now it’s my outside bones (teeth). I would like a refund.

This is rude. Why would you say this about me?

The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack. It seemed fitting.

Can fight. Doesn’t want to. ♐️

I was supposed to eat four hours ago. Damn meetings.

Jokes on you. Already got my card.

I need a Bad Bunny x Kendrick Lamar crossover real bad.

This is fantastic. I love this.

Gaga?!?!

okay so that was Pedro…

Damn. 9-0 at the half and these are the ads? Give me Benito I beg.

12 Years a Slave. Precious. For Colored Girls. Queen & Slim. Each one had me sobbing in the theater. Never again.

you know what? i didn’t need this today.

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

There’s a box of painting supplies in my closet for this very reason. Also baking supplies. At least I stopped myself before I bought a sewing machine.

Thursday! What a concept!

My body has decided that 5:30am is a perfectly reasonable time to wake up. The sun’s not even awake yet you bitch.

Physical therapy is torture. Effective, but torture 😭

My god. It’s only the first week of February.

Dentist: “You’re really grinding your teeth. Are you stressed about something?” Me: *gestures wildly and laughs hysterically*

One of the best pieces of advice I’ve ever gotten is to never publicly post or say anything you wouldn’t want to be read out loud in court.

I need you all to understand something for those of you who think you know what this black woman who has lived in racist America really thinks. I know this is hard for you all, but some of us saw this coming for years, decades even. So understand, I am not being snarky. I am grieving.

Settings > Content and media > Autoplay videos and GIFs > Toggle off I really don’t need to see it.

ARTE

Surgeon: “There is another procedure we could do to help break up that scar tissue and maybe improve mobility…” Me: “Yeah sounds good let’s do that.” Surgeon: “… but it can also break your leg.” Me: “Okay no let’s not do that.”

That one mofo: "Everyone hates y'all!" My SL:

Re-learning how to walk properly now that I have a shiny new knee and I’m feeling very much like a baby giraffe right now.

Being chronically ill takes so much out of and away from you. I’ve had three major surgeries in less than 24 months, two in the last year. I now have three artificial joints. I’m basically bionic.

I sneezed and had to go to a chiropractor.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Angel. Firefly.

I definitely spent more time offline last year than I have any other year. Rebuilding my DVD collection. Buying albums on vinyl. Posting less on social media. The internet at large stopped being fun, so I started opting out.

Suddenly my insurance is requiring prior authorization for meds I’ve been taking for years. I hate everything.

I had a dream that my cousin stole my car and all the family took their side and I woke up mad at them.

She reads in the middle of the night after weeks of insomnia 🫩

You ever want to be able to hit the factory reset button for your body? Yeah. I’d like that.

I gotta do it. It's only right. RIP to the Dog

I’m pretty sure people think this about me. I can walk, but walking long distances and standing for extended periods is painful. So I get a wheelchair escort at airports. Imma need able-bodied people to stop assuming they know what disability looks like.

You’ve Got Mail. Castaway. Forrest Gump. League of Their Own. One of those, definitely.

I can’t be the only one who thought that gangster movie in Home Alone was real, right?

The wild thing about Beyonce is that every era makes you think she's in her prime. Then she drops the next thing and you wait for her to fall off and it just never happens.

I made this mistake once and caused an incident. That was fun 🙃

Thursday! What a concept!