The only thing more pathetic than these losers now, is them after another 6 months of slurping that dogshit directly into their brains. The only thing more pathetic than that, is them after the bubble pops and they have to rawdog reality without their temu Misa Amane robot.

These miserable chumps are deskilling themselves in real time, and they can't perceive it. They get worse at perceiving it the longer they use it.

The question that'll really bake the noodle is: would these miserable assholes be able to perceive how shitty their genAI stuff if they weren't using it?

Using chatgpt deskills you. It atrophies your reasoning and memory. Part of the hype of chatgpt is that its whales, its biggest and loudest users, are no longer able to perceive that it is shit, that they are less productive than they used to be, etc.

did it in four words hemmingway

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

My coworker just said “I think the smartest people in history tend to be explorers” in response to my anti-Mars-colonization sentiments and I’m going to be thinking about how wrong that is for the rest of the day

I don't know why I haven't made this before now.

battlestar galactica what do they do with the paper corners

We wonder why we continue to have consent issues in a culture where we are subject to this sort of abusive nonsense for the most basic things in our lives.

“I can’t interact with my infant without asking the rape culture plagiarism environmental destruction machine” is a level of self-own that should automatically cause spontaneous human combustion.

That’s absolutely what happened. All these fucking loser men are so bereft of emotional intelligence and so terrified of death and are desperate to engineer a world that depends on their ability to recite Monty Python and the Holy Grail word for word.

I firmly believe I will get to the gates of Heaven and be able to say I used genAI less than five times in my entire life and this will be the thing that allows me into the good place.

Today we are unleashing Skynet, from the famous science fiction movie "Don't Create The Skynet"

I have an incarcerated pen pal who’s a trans woman, and she has a prison issued tablet for messaging and games/movies/music, and I recommended she listen to EMOTION by CRJ with the Christmas money I sent her and I’m honestly so fucking excited for her to hear it

I’m switching brain meds, and this week is where I’m at a lot dose of my old one and a low dose of the new one, and things are not great! I hate this! Anxiety fucking sucks and I haven’t had to feel it for like four years and now it’s back!!!

some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think

It really is! It holds up super well, nice snappy pace and writing, and it’s such a treat to see Chris Evans as Cap before the weight of his Marvel contract truly dawned on him lmao

We’re rewatching Captain America: The First Avenger, and it’s remarkable how Marvel used to make, like…..pretty fun movies that had plots and stuff and weren’t just bloated 200+ minute water-treading until the next mid-credits sequence. We used to be a proper country.

It doesn’t count as heterosexual attraction if he’s a ghost, guys. Ghost dick doesn’t count. In this essay I will

We’re into season 3, which clearly has had a budget update, and also FUCK YEAH SEXY VAMPIRES LET’S GOOOOOOO

My wildest, craziest fantasy is that they won’t just be cowering in the darkness again within my lifetime. I want them to face real consequences. I want the Nazis to hurt. I want every far-right extremist currently posting openly about their bigotry to never again know a moment’s peace.

there are more of us than there are of them and we will scare the nazis back into cover of darkness in my lifetime

This image upsets me so much. It’s such a quiet conciliation to fascism. There’s no more colour.

Ambiguous endings are the best. They’re a sign that you trust your audience and that you’re not a fucking coward. ACAB includes demands for clear resolutions to every story.

Cinema Sins destroyed an entire fucking generation

I can’t believe how much better my workdays are when I can just get on my little gremlin exercise wheel and trudge gently for as long as I want

@quasarsword.bsky.social reinstalled Far Cry 6, so I reinstalled Far Cry 6

I bought a set of juggling balls because I looked everywhere for my old ones and couldn’t find them. Where are all the queer Vancouver jugglers at?

Bluesky wrapped said I spent 525,600 minutes arguing with strangers online this year

So I haven’t read Wuthering Heights, but I did just read the plot synopsis, and then I finally watched the trailer. I understand why everyone is angry, but also I deeply love that Emerald Fennell makes these deranged sorts of decisions. Good for her! God forbid a woman be kind of a weirdo filmmaker

we’re not doing gaylor with sabrina carpenter. that woman is straight straight. queer comrades, we must accept that sometime straight women make music you like

It says so much about the tech industry that it's full of people who want their entire lives summarized and assume everyone else does too. Just because you don't respect your friends & family & everyone you work with enough to actually read their messages doesn't mean everyone else feels the same.

MY SON BOBO IS BACK

Dentist accomplished! I didn’t cry!

(To be read in a tone reminiscent of one heading to the gallows) I have a dentist appointment today

mute that guy you don't know who popped up in your mentions and is in the most bad faith way trying to start a fight with you sometimes people do know how to read but they want to fight somebody more than they want to be careful mute him!!

We had to move the fridge and we found Gideon’s stash of treasure

Hi hello it’s a week later and I’m averaging an hour AT MINIMUM of walking and it’s great

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

This is good to know!

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If you say "Bah, humbug" to Christmas, you may be visited by three ghosts, each with an important lesson to teach. If you say "Bah, humbug" to Hanukkah, Judah Maccabee's gonna come teach you a lesson personally

I think my audience is autistic enough to understand when I say the keyboard clicks are orgasmic

I don't believe in introversion and extroversion; I think there's a little kid in each of us who got yelled at for being either too loud or too quiet, and that shaped how we feel comfortable interacting with other people. It really can be that simple

I just swapped my mechanical keyboard from brown switches to the super clicky blue ones and oh my god

everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas

took this stance real early on, have been paying close attention, and i have yet to see a single thing that manages to challenge that opinion even a little bit, rather than solidifying it into diamond-hard conviction