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Bees are stored in the walls

a super el nino? i think that's just an el hombre

Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

A WWI field hospital: wounded GIs inside calling for their mothers The time traveling Vulcan trying to blend in:

🖥️✉️ re: fried beans

This one was great at parties.

work in progress for Punka Bristol

I'm so old I gotta put my readin glasses on just to stand up and take a piss

Technological singularity. We graphed the asymptotic curve. By next Friday we will have an infinite bean soup.

The Vampire Diarrheas (8 seasons)

(Dua Lipa voice) 🎵 Wash my - Haaaaaands! ✨

If Apple made tortilla chips, they'd find a way to make them incompatible with other brands of salsa

Alan Partridge (all of it tbh) Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sopranos Dexter Breaking Bad Better Call Saul Mad Men Yellowstone What We Do in the Shadows Downton Abbey Nathan For You Blackadder (2, 3 and 4) The Thick of It Flight of the Conchords The Night Of

i love this Wikipedia illustration of the evolution of chicken tikka masala en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken...

"Sommelier" seems like a strange word at first but they're named that because they evaluate wine fragrances and whether "Some" are "Smellier" than others

You're telling me my baby is backing these ribs

Warming my fingers over the toaster like a rugged outdoorsman

🐝🐝🐝 be there or 🐝🐝🐝 🐝🐝🐝

Disgraceful yet heroic: Area dad finishes leftovers from kid birthday party

MASCULINE IMAGE OF LUMBERJACKS IMPERILED Shocked nation realizes lumber is a renewable resource.

You're telling me my Honey baked this ham

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Shit heel is a spectacular insult because the heel is the least wanted part of a loaf

A man A plan A canned ham A canal A clam An owl Pnamabrnama

Moments before being banned from the bumper cars ride

Witches, with tears in their eyes: Sir, a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again Macbeth: Bigly

Magawa: the feller with the incredible smeller

🦌I'm a dik dik and I just can't get enough 🦌

Undignified taco shell breakage dooms lunch job interview

My spouse must have been a panini press in a past life because they take forever at everything

Werewolf whose human form is allergic to his wolf form

I've gone down the crockpot rabbit hole. It started with asking myself how hard it could be to make a bag of dried beans into something appealing. Now I've graduated to preparing soups that would make my childhood self squeal with glee.

selective serotonin reupdog inhibitor

Watch is off by an hour. Sometimes it's like that for months

Brewery

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i got a new toothbrush and it says "not tested on animals" on the box. i fuckin hope not. i gotta put that in my mouth

🐟 Fish 🐠🐠 Fish 🐟🐠🐡 Fishes 🦑🦀🦪 Also, somehow, Fish 🦈 Gristle Fish 🦫 Fish (Lent) 🐝 Fish (California)

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

JOEY: Is it true that Helsinki is, you know, hella stinky? ROSS: Joey, Helsinki is a European City JOEY: Ey, I ain't judging! (canned laughter)

Why's it called being awakened from a nap and not the rest is history?

Chestnuts rotate on an open dial 🎵

I adore human nature and people in general but our biggest flaw is how much mistreatment people are willing to tolerate.

Rising from my seat I reply to the stewardess "Yes I am a doctor." Making my way to the unconscious passenger, "Now first, the copay."

i love technology and especially disruptive technology like renewables, the more disruptive the technology the better