the good news about our current international predicament is that, just like with the iraq war, if enough people online point out it's illegal they'll have to immediately cancel the war and withdraw all the troops

The world my cats live in.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

so what do you think ChatGPT will say when ten million people ask it who they should vote for next year

A machine doesn’t have to think to be a danger to humans. It just has to be given the authority to make decisions.

A reminder that the key to writing is getting the very best out of your brain, but in order to get the best out of it you have to take care of your mental health. Stress, concern, and depression will take a toll on your work. So always make sure to take care of YOU and you'll get your best work.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

you’re gonna need a tinier tim

Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.

merry christmas

Being a #writer is starting a sentence with “Motherfucker” and midway using a semi-colon.

Inside you is two wolves. They have a podcast.

Do you think there are drug dealers who are jacking up prices and blaming tariffs?

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful

Christmas Chainsaw Massacre

I can’t go out and shovel snow because I have a cat on my lap. Oh nooooo!

It's time for slower art. The constant churn and grind pushed by techno capitalism has reached its inevitable conclusion with AI slop. Let's make our best work and be patient with our process. Let's release art that's worth stopping for and savoring. Let's show each other what humans can do

aliens fly their ships low over our cities at night and tell each other "i remember when this all used to be woods"

Open industry secret: most political non-fiction books get purchased by foundations or non-profits to be given out with giftbags at events. 100,000 people aren't buying a book by Lauren Boebert on the future of America. GOP operatives are and giving them away for free as "gifts." BEST SELLER!

Took Scorponok to game night! #Transformers

At some point, ordering online will become so specific. You could say “This is a gift. Deliver when my wife isn’t home.” Or “This is $160 worth of Transformers. Deliver when my wife isn’t home.”

who gets consequences and who doesn’t (and why) is one of the great ethical problems of history, our present moment being no exception, and yet

Surprise! 10% off EVERYTHING at gricklemart.com right now! Skip the billionaires and get prints, mugs, stickers, cards, signed books, and more, directly from my shop! #grickledoodle #cartoon #holidays #santa #horror #art #drawing #funny

The Onion’s entry level pay is way higher than any newspaper I’ve sver worked for.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

Writers: “Fuck AI!” Chuck Tingle: (creates new document)

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/

Hit 20,000 words on my #wip The only reason I’m counting is my last book was 25,000. This one might hit 75K or even 100K because I feel like I’ve barely scratched the surface. #booksky

Still wild to me that Trump pointed in a woman’s face and said “Quiet, Piggy!” and literally no one who witnessed it was like “Whoa, there bro” either because they didn’t care or they weren’t surprised, or both.

Just no

This is how a long-haired cat grooms herself. (Her name is Bananas.)

Conversation with my son about #dnd and mimics:

Whenever you buy a product they should show you a picture of their CEO so you can decide if you still want yo buy it.

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

I love when casual fans ask me about goofy shit in #Transformers. My answer is “yes, we know it’s dumb and that’s why we love it!”

"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

Keep Trying #art

@crobertcargill.bsky.social Black Phone 2 was my wife and i’s date last night and it was even scarier than the first!

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life