Snow on my lens made a ghost!

Kash Patel, 1869

Nick Shirley: “30 voters registered at a California UPS store!” 🤔 Paul Mitchell: um, people live above it. Look up, bro. 🙃 As usual this dude’s *reporting* is full of holes

When the western (white) working class spent their days outside, the rich were pale to show they didn’t have to be outside all day. When industrialization moved the working class inside, the rich started to tan to show they didn’t have to be inside all day. Eat the rich ✊

I've repeatedly seen folks talking about bluesky users "moral judgements" or "moral condemnations," and I've got to be honest, it feels like the response of people with an unhealthy relationship to a substance when someone notes the problems with it: "you think you're better than me?!?"

No crazy war!

Federal Bureau of Intoxication™️

I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance

Being Kash Patel should be a federal crime

Really leaning into the end of the world. Giving less fucks is a new concept for me. Knowing my entire life has been decided by billionaire racist pos pedophiles really puts things into perspective ya know?

if the choice is 'people being annoying from the center-left' and 'literal Nazis' you shouldn't pick the literal Nazi site *run by a Nazi.* this isn't hard!

“I’m not happy a Nazi owns the table but it’s the best table around, all the cool kids agree, so I’m gonna sit at it… with the Nazis.”

I think some of us take our fidget toys (and ourselves) a little too seriously

Taylor plays my deceased step-dad’s 1963 Gibson C-1 Classic. A nice addition to his collection. #gibson #guitar #classic #acoustic

History check. Hitler eyed Greenland during WWII for its North Atlantic strategic value. Fast forward. In 2019, Trump, sitting in the Oval Office, floated buying Greenland for its military positioning in the Arctic. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

I think we found out why Donald Trump is so obsessed with Greenland.

ICYMI — The FBI director flew there on the taxpayer dime on a private jet to do this… Kash in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

“Ai will shape your future.” Uh no… a few anti-social jackasses want to shape our future with Ai. We don’t have to let them.

Pretty snow

FRENCH FRY SALAD

Turns out “criminal” is an ideological construction rather than an objective criteria! should have read more critical theory and you wouldn’t have gotten into this mess

Of course the best part is the post party pickin with the homies!

I think the Spinster's monthly pickin party is exploding!

Brooklyn 8:37 PM

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different" -Vonnegut

Kash Patel, 1945

Kash Patel rolling into the White House later this week

Cornbread >

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

YA DON’T SAY

A 21-year-old Moroccan woman was beaten by her family when they found out she was a lesbian. She sought asylum in the US & Trump tried to deport her to Cameroon, where homosexuality is illegal. Sometimes we get distracted by how incompetent our country has gotten, we forget how evil it has gotten.

JV LAST: “Minnesota is still under siege… however alarmed you are it’s not enough.” www.thebulwark.com/p/what-i-saw...

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

Ok so, turns out the pen is in fact NOT mightier than the sword.

Who up defrosting they Gaia?

This is beyond deplorable. Of course it was the head of police who threw a tantrum and attacked the kids before they defended themselves. Yet they are in jail for the weekend, and not him.

We should call the police “Spuds” from now on. Pigs never deserved that shit.

Don‘t have anything new to post but hope to soon! Large backlog of prints and bookmarks, and some cards, that I’d love to send out before moving on March 28!

Some people keep a bow of candy in the living room. Normal people keep a Tupperware of biscuits.

I saw one of the most important shirts I’ve ever seen last night

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

The floor plan for the planned ICE concentration camp in Social Circle, Georgia:

Everyone involved in secondary concert ticket apps needs to be fired into the sun.

An interesting side note to this story: According to this, this incident went viral because the kid who got punched was wearing Meta smart glasses at school, for which he (1) also got suspended and (2) made himself rather awkwardly famous.

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses? Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

So uh… I made a new strain 🤷‍♂️