“Ew, Diet Coke?” You don’t need to be on a diet just drink regular coke” I am not on a diet i am addicted to aspartame you imbecile

Goddess knew i would be too powerful if Diet Coke was as sold at Taco Bell. She did that to protect yall.

Happy Black History Month! 😇

The human race goofy as hell

only thing holding me together rn are the Plum Cherry blossoms & 7 days until Billy in Asheville.

i adore Lower Calf Creek Falls. here are a few shots from the last time i was there in 2013 (i think?) and yes, i did the entire hike to the falls in that dress lol. Protect the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument. Protect Southern Utah 🧡

Tomorrow I fly back to the Lofoten Islands in the Norwegian Arctic. Last year the first night we arrived I filmed this outrageous combination of full moon rainbow combined with Northern Lights. Hard to imagine how this year could top it, but fingers crossed!

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

or need someone cussed out for you, bc you’re too worried about hurting their feelings. or need 3 revenge plans, with backup plans for the backup plans. or need someone to shoot first & ask questions later. Nobody wants Scorpio’s around until it’s time to get your hands dirty🙂‍↕️

Castration tonight, Queens? bsky.app/profile/404m...

the Epstein Files are being protected SOLELY bc they reveal how our entire modern societal structure is designed to perpetuate the flow of currency upwards towards p3d0 oligarchs. The rich can forgive any sin, except being poor.

Imbolc is not Spring, & that is the magic✨ As today marks the halfway point between winter solstice & spring equinox—we may not feel Spring’s warm embrace just yet, but the days are noticeably a little longer. Goddess Brigit, may your flame remind us that we can keep each other warm until Beltane💕

LUTHER VANDROSS!??!

wowowowowowowowowwwwww

Happy Black History Month!!! 🪕

leaving my homestate with my kid last year might have been the smartest thing i have ever done; but it is heartbreaking. feels like watching Titanic sink from a lifeboat. Mourning for the thousands of others who also want to get out, but aren’t in a position (financially or otherwise,) to do so😞

FISH/NAUTILUS.GIF

Oh my god

Dolly Parton once said “Smile! It increases your face value!” & that quote always makes me think of @magkaz.bsky.social! You’ve got a smile that lights up the Earth & makes us all feel special. Thank you for your beauty, & happy happy HAPPY birthday Queen💖

Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔

this week, I watched Star Wars, Ep. IV: A New Hope for the very first time in my 35 years of existence. obviously it’s a timeless masterpiece with endearing & deeply relatable characters. but like…damn okay George Lucas….you’re kinda freaking me out a bit with the accuracy!!!!😬

forcing kids to witness dark forces invade their city & murder/kidnap their neighbors is exactly how organizations like Hamas are formed. the youth have more fight in them than most Boomers, Gen X, & millennials i know. combined. We cannot let them down.

43 secs of zen

Kanye. Still hurts very very very very much but that’s the one artist i just will not separate the art from. Extra painful bc the first half of his career it felt like he was the only real one. RIP Kanye.

let him cook

Stop making monetary donations to Dems?

whenever you see a humming bird, plz take a moment to stop & thank it for it’s beauty.

everything is trash... But... occasionally there are people and things that are just existing, loving, and thriving ... and I'm looking for them

from a legal standpoint, I’m curious—given that Alex Pretti was in a physical altercation w/ CBP agents a week prior to being shot in the street, can a prosecutor argue his shooting to be “pre-meditated”? the agents broke his rib previously, & it’s likely they recognized him, right?

the air smelled like Spring this morning 🥹

yourself, as a cartoon

6 days from the Full Moon in Leo. A fire has been ignited. Can you feel it?

blaming your very public Nazi Bender on your bipolar diagnosis, while ignoring the fact you cooked your own brain with nitrous oxide for years, is some nasty work…even for Ye.

lol. what do you mean “fire” Stephen Miller? who do you think has been running the show the past 371 days?

other species migrate to survive, only humans criminalize it

i caught wind & hit the road running, & Lord i been a long time gone🎶 youtu.be/2c5b8ZtjwwY?...

shotgun was the gun i ever learned to shoot & it is also the gun i have most experience shooting. only difference is, where i come from, the end is usually sawed off & we don’t look like such a scared little bitch when we fire it

“Dust, if you must, but bear in mind Old age will come, & it is not kind And when you go— —and go, you must You, yourself, will make more dust.”

each card answers a question i asked my tarot deck— •What is calling to me/What is reaching out for me? •What can i do to respond to the call? •What should i be prepared for?

January has taken 10 years off my life. Enough. Not impressed. Let’s wrap this up already

“You don’t get to ask God to ‘heal the land’ if you won’t even look at the wound” 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨goddamn this mf SPITTING i got chills

this is how we win.

his implication is that the average, hard working and lawful citizen in America is incapable of drawing their own conclusions without an elected official telling them what to believe/how to think. that’s how dim they believe the American public to be.

Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

my personal belief is we are in an abusive relationship w/ the president of the US; when he didn’t get what he wanted in Davos this week, he asserted his dominance/control domestically by ordering an execution in MN this weekend. à la— a husband beats his wife at home after a hard day at work

national strike to support this guy, specifically

While Walz is posting that he’s called the White House to demand ICE leaves MN, MN state police are standing in guard of 50 federal agents. Minneapolis, Minnesota, & all of the United States— The veil has been lifted & you can clearly see, no one is coming to save us. We only have each other now.

Just remember, this isnt who we are folks! If you keep saying that, you can just ignore the decades of bipartisan policy and actions that suggest otherwise 👍🏿

My daddy said, "Shoot”. youtu.be/4mq5w70ivgU?...