Electrolysis hangover

I'm at the combination Six Flags/White House.

Double chocolate chunk cookie for breakfast.

Am I now "don't need as much sleep" years old or is this insomnia?

Cold pizza for breakfast

UPDATE: It was a scramble because things do be that bad.

Depressed. Gonna make an omelette about it.

WEDNESDAY

I spent last night reading the source material and figured this out. Yeah it's all bad but the last highlighted sentence is NOT in context with the first paragraph. Why are we lying to each other like this? Reading "we will find you and we will kill you" triggers an immediate bugout response.

I just hope by the time I'm "sleep in my recliner every night" years old that I can afford a fucking recliner.

Got a copy of my grandpa's old resume tonight. He has his height and weight listed on it which I find kinda amusing.

Tom Green to voice the new Star Fox

My bet on Micron semiconductors in 2018 is the only thing keeping my unemployed head above water today and I'll need to cash out that bet in a few months to pay rent.

What part of "Every day is Earth Day" did we not understand?

Just give Josh Johnson The Daily Show already. You know it's gonna be his eventually so let's cut the bullshit. He's already earned it.

Bump it

Gonna draw up a fake treasure map just so I can trick my old friends into hanging out for a week in the woods on an oldschool 80's movie style adventure.

I want this life back. I think I'm ready to get back into nonprofit work if anybody needs an all in one I.T. , AV , events coordinator with a 90's graphic design background. She comes with a free Logitech Rally mobile streaming setup. All she needs is health insurance.

It's 4/20 and I still haven't finished detangling the Christmas lights.

Everything sucks. Pet a cat.

Finally got the 75" TV from the old office mounted and hooked up to the sonos. Who wanna couch tour?

My pants iz falling down. This is good but also now I think I need to buy more clothes which is not a thing I ever needed and excuse to spend money on which is a problem.

The bucket of worthless felines sold for $120 at the charity auction. Wish I had been there to see them go. Didn't have the funds to bid on anything so it was nice to feel like I was able to contribute even if it was just a bucket of bbs. Thanks for bidding! #fcl2026 🎨 @rivkahwinter.bsky.social

Truly the best #fcl2026

Space smells like shit. Why does he have to be talking everywhere.

When it comes to things that are happening, I am excited about the Artemis mission and that's about it

Errybody watching the moon reach around?

'Tis April but i still need my happy light to simply exist. Spring is about to blast off and when it does I fear I won't be ready.

We should never have allowed tech startup bros have access to psychedelics. It makes them think they are superhero saviors of society and also Magneto was right.

No one tells you that when you get old you are incapable of sleeping in. It doesn't matter how late you stayed up or how hard you partied. Ok, fine. Maybe they did tell me but I was young and didnt listen.

When you have no job and no money to buy anything every day is a general strike.

These 3D models sure are better than those cardboard models Walter Cronkite manipulated by hand. I tell you wut.

Any more states wanna throw some last minute trash bills out there at us tonight while there's still time? Sheesh.

Went from getting an $850 tax refund to owing $175 because i filed for unemployment in November. And after paying a cpa $250 to F this I'm just angry I can't attach a note to a physical check that says "not for bombing school children."

Dunno how long we've had drafts on here but I've already got more of em than I do skeets or posts or whatever they are.

Anyone got the stats on how many carbon credits we used up just lighting all that oil on fire by blowing it up in the past couple weeks?

I guess at this point I've officially been up "all night."

Im sure I'll wake up regretting these sktweetds

I regret to inform you that the groundsmog has declared 3 more years of winter.

Up late. Was gonna post a genAI slop meme but instead I just chugged a half gallon of filtered water from the front of the fridge.

Accidentally went to sleep an hour early after making a 5,000 calorie taco salad so now I'm up four hours early because that's what I get for being old.

UPDATE: I have food poisoning

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I've finished my gangroons No ragrets.

Some times I kiss guys and then immediately forget they exist because a hot woman walks by.

Cashed out my 401k to buy crab raccoons.

Packing tape lamination. That's it. That be the skeet.

I think i woke up with arthritis in my entire body this morning. Either I'm getting sick or old or sick n old.

Ice gonna find out quick you don't fuck with South Burly boomer grandma's. Thats a quick route to getting a mandolin smashed over your head.

First grilling night of the year. I just ate three hotdogs and am stopping myself from eating a fourth.