We could have had renewable energy and slightly better voice assistants but instead we got hallucinating robits and banks doing buttcoins.

Getting texts from Mexico this morning cheered me up a bit and also made me want to slizzer under a heat lamp like a lizard til spring.

Mood collapsed

You can post all the work you done if ya want but it'll never do numbers like a lil cleav

New profile pic. Who gay.

I used to make dragons fly. Now I'm nothing. youtu.be/6IAR8eCSd10?...

I miss Boomer weed. The kind you find in the corner of a corn field.

I wish there was a Stepmania track that was just an hour long endurance jam.

I am once again asking Phish to commission real fursuits for future gags

Canadian assless longjohns So you can go take a shit in the outhouse without gettin cold.

Folks who remember the winter of 93 know this ain't nothin but also prolly just threw their back out shoveling cuz they old.

I just fainted and apparently noodled down to the floor which is a new and interesting development to stress about while not having health insurance or a pcp.

Slept with just a lil bit too much neck last night. Over 40 will understand.

He say line go up but why come line go down?

Each day, we die a little more.

Rather have some kinda health insurance than this shit

Im the bitch who ripped off Homestar Runner's arms.

Got the jams going but im still

Shitposting my way through this depression til the clocks change

Im the bitch who ripped off Homestar Runner's arms.

Giving up on art. Going back to the art of shitposting again.

If only we were a little nicer to men in the comments maybe we wouldn't be in this whole silly little gestapo situation.

Changed my avatar to this sick toon so people will think my tweets are funny.

I sobbed today and I needed the release.

Drop a line in the chat bout how you fight S.A.D.

Blister Mister

The Flightless Byrds

Feelin like a cast aside hard to open pistachio.

Plug in the #bobby printer for the day @bobbby.online

Is winter over yet? I want to go play outside.

Being lazy and depressed again today.

I'm in love with a Canadian but she won't stop chopping wood.

Back at it

Still here. Still a total fuckin nerd.

The barometer in my head is exploding.

January doesn't exist

Remember seeing my dad sit on a 30 gallon contractor bags of trash to fit it in a 10 gallon bag to save $2 USD at the dump and ya... now I understand why.

buy me chocolate

Zero progress made today. Just hiding under blankets.

⭕️

Hiding under layers of blankets in front of the fireplace.

When it's so cold in your room the cheap memory foam mattress and pillow feel like solid bricks.

Reuben is ready to get outta dodge.

War and food poisoning

Depressed and stressed in a red dress I say "happy new year" under duress. Must admit I fear the next trip around the sun might feel more hopeless Nothin left to do but try n make it fun

*DerP* Happy New Deer

Left the keys behind. I'm finally out of the depression bedroom.

40yo is apparently "you need to hire movers" years old. Lesson learned. It was nearly a decade since I last moved and... ya. This ain't the same body I had back then.

We interrupt this regularly scheduled New England winter with a special tropical storm.

Strugglin