I didn't know Jon Bois was an FFXIV player, but I've definitely heard this expalanation in a novice network chat before

All of you people asking Yoshi-P for a butt slider are WEAK. We need butt SLIDERS! Plural! Width, depth, left, right!

You know, maybe it would be easier for new players to get through A Realm Reborn if the FFXIV community didn't treat it like a literal chore. Like required reading, or the vegetables you have to eat before getting dessert. Maybe if we just call it good--which it is--people will actually LIKE it.

I love that in Tasmania you can apparently just have a local monster that you have to orient your whole life around as it destroys every traffic cone that angers it

It’s star wolf #starfox #blender

The year is 2030

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Only Bluesky could produce a guy that loves Will Stancil’s takes, thinks Hasan Piker is too radical, and believes the best course of action is to try and assassinate the president.

Oh wow really

Great how on one side we have a party of Dick Tracy villains and on the other we have a party of Knives Out suspects.

1) This is entirely her own interpretation. No one's offered her shit. 2) Pedro Pascal has a trans sister and I feel like he has a pretty big veto here.

#FF14 #FFXIV

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This moron has no idea she's getting her teeth cleaned tomorrow morning.

I really liked that one dev was like “I made Urianger speak that way because I thought he was going to die” and then an hour later the other one was like “Urianger is going to live forever and receive even more character development please look forward to it”

the administration that ran on a platform of “political violence kicks ass and we’re gonna do a ton of it” and the media representatives who enthusiastically normalize and promote it would once again like the nation to unite in condemnation of political violence lacking their seal of approval

This actually would piss me off enough to consider not watching any more Star Wars. Absolutely no Star Wars fan is clambering for more Cara fucking Dune. The ONLY (and I mean ONLY) reason to do this is to signal to culture war chuds that they won.

This is what mainstream media professionalism is all about: you’re under fire, you are being insulted by a fascist, but you don’t lose your poise and at all costs you maintain your sycophancy.

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

they like him and want to help him rule us. events like last night excite them to spring into action because they think its an opportunity to help trump rule us better.

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“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

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This is a periodic reminder that one of Scotland's most prominent TERF campaigners turned out to be a predator who in at least one case molested a child specifically because she presumed the child was trans. The only newspaper in the country to even report on it was the Scottish Sun.

We are gonna have to circle back to this.

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Slowly posting all the hrothart I've done and was happy to draw @jackiearlos.bsky.social hrothgar! #hrothgar #ffxivart #furryart

It's the difference between people who believe the legitimacy of a journalist is based on their work and those who believe the legitimacy of a journalist is based on the prestige of the outlet signing your paycheck.

everybody cheered!!! #ffxiv

I don't want anyone to get shot. I think he should die of natural causes with half a McRib stuck down his throat the way God intended.

WELL WELL WELL

Apul time

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Gerald Ford was targeted for assassination twice in 1975, just sayin

2,000 professional journalists literally on the scene when it happened and no one knows what is actually going on?

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journalists keep getting bombed in lebanon and gaza but sure i'll take an hour of silence because jake tapper had to hide under a table for a minute

Take this too

i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves

I think you mean the White House is breaking a law that was put in place by congress after Watergate.

We’re just asking questions