check out my lopunny today (Violet Sunset art drawn a few years ago by @blushily.bsky.social )

The Zuckerbergs are planning to shut down their school, displace hundreds of kids, and lay off 147 people. Doesn't feel like they're that interested in contributing if they stay, so 🤷 www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

The short answer is the new owners stopped paying us for our work so we quit and started @ggtribune.com because we love making funny stuff together, and if we aren’t getting paid we may as well not get paid writing for our own website. We are paying our own writers though, unlike Sumerian.

yeah

Exposing my wife live on stream

Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.

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Serebii Picture: Official artwork of Tinkmaster has been released for Pokémon Pokopia www.serebii.net

I kinda forgot about this guy. Sent 3 bombs to CNN and eight years later CNN anchors were dressing up in tuxes and gowns to go celebrate the president that encouraged the bombings.

Since he always wants to be included he now serves as a joycon. #Birds

you're gonna have to be more specific

Thinking again about how Mackenzie Scott has given away $19 billion of her $38b and still seen her net worth increase, these are some weird little pissbabies

Meet Mandi! 🐱🧇 She's a punk cat girl who works at a waffle diner part-time. She makes breakfast platters and fights rowdy customers as part of the job.

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

Being friends with me in a nutshell, perfectly summarized

the definitive proof that the latest attempt wasn't a false flag is that there wasn't a suspiciously timed bet on polymarket

Me: I think my perspective on this i— Anxiety Disorder: *exists* Me: I should be hunted for sport.

miis will be like "wow, this natural scenery is so beautiful. but you know what it could really use? a vending machine"

Hold on. We the taxpayers are going to pay companies $900 million, which is more than 6x what we spend on wind power R&D, to NOT build wind power at a time when electricity prices are spiking and we need more clean power?

#WOLQOTD Jacques: Mazlaya Melancholy, Family Unknown, Family Lost and Found. Damira: A Royal Secret, Unwanted Crown, Unshackled from Birthright.

#wolqotd Jacques would be flanderized as either just a himbo, or some overly helpful super genius. Damira would just become Girl Zenos.

#wolqotd Jacques: "Don't forget to stay hydrated! It's really easy to forget water when you're focused on something." Damira: "Behemoths are actually really easy to kill if you know how to dodge."

#WOLQOTD Jacques has "Find family," with "BIRTH" penciled in there at a later date, with a little arrow pointing towards the middle. Damira has "kill god" crossed out, replaced with "find and kill the strongest god."

#wolqotd Jacques would absolutely be a chief, no doubts about it. Damira……. Bodyguard maybe? It’s difficult to see her doing something that doesn’t involve fighting in some form.

What really helps here, is joining in solidarity with the other freaks. When you have support it’s much easier to come to terms with not everyone accepting you. It’s “you can’t make them accept you, And That’s Okay”.

When Nancy Pelosi said that the democratic party had room for ”anti abortion democrats” it all clicked and I was like ohhhh then there’s no Democratic Party. There is a faux opposition fundraising machine that needs to be gutted and replaced.

The unwritten caveat here of course being that they weren't paying taxes anyway, so net loss to the state is $0 and arguably a net positive societal gain

"We can't arrest this bank robber everyone in town likes him they'll never vote to convict just let him keep robbing banks" That's the same logic.

there's actually 4 valid answers when asked what kind of Alien sexual awakening you had

democrats: if we win this fall we wont do the single most obvious thing to hold this administration accountable also democrats: we dont understand why its so hard for us to get our voters to show up

They're patching out run exploits, this is actually getting ridiculous.

The "I'm just a little guy and the Democrats' harsh rhetoric :/" play doesn't work when you're constantly yelling from the rooftops that you are doing evil stuff and you love it! Being gleefully instead of reluctantly evil is the major thing that separates this admin from a pre-Trump Republican one!

I heard it's a day where we hand out chocolate chip cookies... 👀 Happy International Hyena Day ! 🐾✨🍪

I didn't know Jon Bois was an FFXIV player, but I've definitely heard this expalanation in a novice network chat before

All of you people asking Yoshi-P for a butt slider are WEAK. We need butt SLIDERS! Plural! Width, depth, left, right!

You know, maybe it would be easier for new players to get through A Realm Reborn if the FFXIV community didn't treat it like a literal chore. Like required reading, or the vegetables you have to eat before getting dessert. Maybe if we just call it good--which it is--people will actually LIKE it.

I love that in Tasmania you can apparently just have a local monster that you have to orient your whole life around as it destroys every traffic cone that angers it

It’s star wolf #starfox #blender

The year is 2030

Unexpected item in bagging area. 📸 Aubuchon Hardware

Only Bluesky could produce a guy that loves Will Stancil’s takes, thinks Hasan Piker is too radical, and believes the best course of action is to try and assassinate the president.

Oh wow really

Great how on one side we have a party of Dick Tracy villains and on the other we have a party of Knives Out suspects.

1) This is entirely her own interpretation. No one's offered her shit. 2) Pedro Pascal has a trans sister and I feel like he has a pretty big veto here.